Guest Astro Report post Posted June 20, 2004 Oh my lord..... I threw a party at my brother's garage on June 18th, with 40+ people invited, and free liquor as well.... But the party and aftermath put me in a world of hurt. Here's the partially embarassing story. To start with, i went out the night before, and henseforth, only got 2 hours of sleep, I also hadn't ate all day. 2 things that make drinking a dangerous exercise. The party was to start at 8 pm, but my cousins and his friends (All 16ish) came at 7:30. That was fine, BUT they wasted no time in having me play drinking games with them... I don't pace myself well when drinking, and by the time a batch of my Wal mart co workers showed up at 8:30 I was "buzzed". Over the next 3 hours More and more people filtered in, I was dancing with the girls....chugging beers and shots with the boys.....and getting really messed up. (Downing a half pitcher of beer in 30 seconds will do that to ya) By the time my buddy Matt came at 10:30, I was already kind of zoning out, and with 30+ people there, the host shouldn't be bombed out of his mind. Sometime around 11:30 I was incapable of functioning....my brother called it a "coma" . He sat me down on a picnic table so I could clear the cobwebs....but I fell over. At this point, 2 of my cousins trying carrying me in the house.....They were drunk as well, and I'm a big guy, so I ended up falling over slicing up my leg and chest on the cement. Then they accidently dropped me head first on a cinder block (I have a nice lump on the back of my head), at that point my brother apparently came over and chewed them out. He then dragged me up stairs and stuck me on the couch. 15 or so people came to the party after I was KO'd, so I'm sure my co workers will heckle me about that on Monday. I feel pretty bad about being the first one out.....but it gets worse! The next morning at 8 am I got up off the couch,(with one shoe on?) took two steps and feel on my face....I then crawled on my hands and knees, and went to the bathroom......I took a # 2, but couldn't properly hold the toliet paper, so I ended up not quite cleaning myself up as well as I should've (Diaper rash time!) Why I'd admit something like that is beyond me....Anyway, after going to the bathrrom I crawled in my nephew's vacant bed, I laid down briefly until I felt my stomach gurgle, at which point i stumbled to the bathroom and puked all over the sink and counter....twice.....I then went back to bed, incapable of cleaning up the mess I had made myself. At 1:30 my cousin got me up so he and I could start cleaning up the garage. I couldn't function, I couldn't open my eyes, and I was walking like a new born giraffe (stumbling). I ended up going in my car and trying to make the seat fold down so i could lay down, but I couldn't find the lever, so I ended up laying on a picnic table for the next hour and a half, as my brother, sister in law, and cousins poked fun at me. Finally, I was getting sore so i stumbled back in the house and went back to bed til 6 that night (18 hours of sleep -give or take---yikes!) Thoughts,coments or rude statements? Please share! Christ I suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 Sounds like a good party for a talking dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 20, 2004 I just ate some mushrooms and spent a quiet evening at home. The beer tent and the carnival are in town right now, and the cops are rabid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 I was sitting here in front of the monitor jacking off to nothing in particular whilst there are no less than 3 separate parties going on in the neighbourhood. Then a paddy wagon drove slowly up the street with the spotlight going on into people's houses and yards. I may have been seen wanking due to my semi open curtain that I didn't remember was semi open. It's been a pretty rad night so far except for this Satyricon album I'm listening to right now. It's been a little disappointing so far. win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 20, 2004 You were so looking at my picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 Not this time, no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 AoO is one stuck up bitch about his looks..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 20, 2004 I'm a handsome devil. Even if I'm not, it doesn't matter because I think I am anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 20, 2004 that's the spirit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 Oh my lord..... I threw a party at my brother's garage on June 18th, with 40+ people invited, and free liquor as well.... But the party and aftermath put me in a world of hurt. Here's the partially embarassing story. To start with, i went out the night before, and henseforth, only got 2 hours of sleep, I also hadn't ate all day. 2 things that make drinking a dangerous exercise. The party was to start at 8 pm, but my cousins and his friends (All 16ish) came at 7:30. That was fine, BUT they wasted no time in having me play drinking games with them... I don't pace myself well when drinking, and by the time a batch of my Wal mart co workers showed up at 8:30 I was "buzzed". Over the next 3 hours More and more people filtered in, I was dancing with the girls....chugging beers and shots with the boys.....and getting really messed up. (Downing a half pitcher of beer in 30 seconds will do that to ya) By the time my buddy Matt came at 10:30, I was already kind of zoning out, and with 30+ people there, the host shouldn't be bombed out of his mind. Sometime around 11:30 I was incapable of functioning....my brother called it a "coma" . He sat me down on a picnic table so I could clear the cobwebs....but I fell over. At this point, 2 of my cousins trying carrying me in the house.....They were drunk as well, and I'm a big guy, so I ended up falling over slicing up my leg and chest on the cement. Then they accidently dropped me head first on a cinder block (I have a nice lump on the back of my head), at that point my brother apparently came over and chewed them out. He then dragged me up stairs and stuck me on the couch. 15 or so people came to the party after I was KO'd, so I'm sure my co workers will heckle me about that on Monday. I feel pretty bad about being the first one out.....but it gets worse! The next morning at 8 am I got up off the couch,(with one shoe on?) took two steps and feel on my face....I then crawled on my hands and knees, and went to the bathroom......I took a # 2, but couldn't properly hold the toliet paper, so I ended up not quite cleaning myself up as well as I should've (Diaper rash time!) Why I'd admit something like that is beyond me....Anyway, after going to the bathrrom I crawled in my nephew's vacant bed, I laid down briefly until I felt my stomach gurgle, at which point i stumbled to the bathroom and puked all over the sink and counter....twice.....I then went back to bed, incapable of cleaning up the mess I had made myself. At 1:30 my cousin got me up so he and I could start cleaning up the garage. I couldn't function, I couldn't open my eyes, and I was walking like a new born giraffe (stumbling). I ended up going in my car and trying to make the seat fold down so i could lay down, but I couldn't find the lever, so I ended up laying on a picnic table for the next hour and a half, as my brother, sister in law, and cousins poked fun at me. Finally, I was getting sore so i stumbled back in the house and went back to bed til 6 that night (18 hours of sleep -give or take---yikes!) Thoughts,coments or rude statements? Please share! Christ I suck. Translation: I got drunk, and shat in the shower stall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 I then crawled on my hands and knees, and went to the bathroom......I took a # 2, but couldn't properly hold the toliet paper, so I ended up not quite cleaning myself up as well as I should've (Diaper rash time!) Why I'd admit something like that is beyond me. Myself as well. I thought we established a rule, Astro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 20, 2004 I was sitting here in front of the monitor jacking off to nothing in particular whilst there are no less than 3 separate parties going on in the neighbourhood. Then a paddy wagon drove slowly up the street with the spotlight going on into people's houses and yards. I may have been seen wanking due to my semi open curtain that I didn't remember was semi open. It's been a pretty rad night so far except for this Satyricon album I'm listening to right now. It's been a little disappointing so far. win. You should have listened to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 My friend had his bachelor party last night. So after going to dinner at Ramano's, we piled into this awesome Escalade limo and headed down into DC to the Nexus Gold Club. The club is great inside, with a large stage and plenty of tables and chairs where large parties can have girls come over and dance on those tables. We discovered one problem about DC, though: lap dances are illegal. We probably would've left the NExus sooner, but the lucky bachelor, who's never been much of a drinker, had one drink too many. One of the girls gave him a Come Fuck Me, the primary ingrdient in which is 151 rum. I thought he was going to hurl as soon as he finished the drink. He managed to make it to the bathroom, though, then got taken for a walk outside to clear his head. We settled our tab and left a little while later. From there, we had a decision. We could make it back to Baltimore, where lap dances are quite legal, but we'd be getting there around 1:30, and the bars close at 2:00. In DC, they stay open until 3:00, and we had the limo until around 3:00. So we stayed in DC and went to the Camelot. The NExus was a nicer club, but the girls at the Camelot were OFF THE FUCKING HOOK. They couldn't take all 14 of us at one table, so we ended up splitting up, with me at a table with two other fellows. There was no cover, but they have a one-drink minimum. Our round of a Heineken, a Diet Coke, and a Rum and coke came to over $21. Another guy in the group had a Long Island Iced Tea, which was the bargain price of $16.85. We left the Camelot around 1:55 and got back to our meeting place outside of Baltimore right around 3:00. Of course, my friend the bachelor had to puke again once we were out of the limo. Everyone else who was going home was going in the opposite direction, so I ended up riding him home, along with another friend who had left his car at the bachelor's house. He made it without hurling in my car, which was a very good thing, since friend or not, drunk and miserable or not, that's worth an ass-whopping. All told, I think everyone had fun, even the bachelor... except for the puking and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 The usual. horrendous attempts to play snooker, bottle of cheap aussie chardonnay, much beer, gettin my freak on, smoking like a twat and fast becoming 'the other guy' with this chick who goes out with some little twat who doesn't like the smiths. I'll be doing her a favour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5.0Fanatic Report post Posted June 20, 2004 Yeah we're pretty much becoming known as the Keg people. Someones house is always open, so we've been having a keg every Friday/Saturday since everyone got home from college. As for stories, well my freind left his blinds open and started to fuck some chick last night, so we all went outside and looked through his window, with him not knowing of course, and watch them for awhile then decided to get a coathanger and break into his room. Yeah, we're all a bunch of cockblockers..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 People like you are the reason guns were invented. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
