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Nicole Kidman is generating a lot of controversy in her new film, Birth. In the film, Kidman believes a ten-year-old boy is the reincarnation of her dead husband.

 

Film executives are anxious over scenes involving Kidman and the boy stripping their clothes off together for a bath - while another scene shows the two kissing.

 

PR companies who are set to promote the $54 million film have allegedly called it a 'publicity nightmare'.

 

Credit: IMDb.com

 

... From BanPlz.com

 

All I can say is, that kid had better be fucking appreciative.

 

That is all.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Don't you just wanna... wanna beat his 10-year-old face in?

 

That or push him aside.

 

Interesting film concept.

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Hmmm....incest...check....pedophilia....check....yeah what a great movie.

 

EDIT: Wow.......I'm illiterate.......why did I think it said "10 year old son" instead of "10 year old boy"

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

omghusbandfamilysexincestomguhlegalomgomgomglololololololol!!!!!!!!!11111111one

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What a horrible concept for a movie.

Actually, it's already been done a few times, as TV movies about that teacher that slept with one of her students and got knocked up.

 

...although the actor who played the kid was clearly an adult. :P

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well in Leon(The Professional), there were a few sexual tension scenes between Matilda and Leon, that were cut out of the U.S. theatrical version in order to get an R rating. I recommend the Uncut, International version, as it includes ALL the scenes back RESTORED INTO THE MOVIE and not just on some list in an extras menu.

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Guest Nanks

I can't imagine the boy's mother being too impressed with this, you'd think she'd be a little worried about the whole thing warping the kid a little. The father, meanwhile, is probably throwing him high-fives, as one should.

 

You know there will be some perverts (Catholic priests, wrestling promoters) turned on by this.

 

Yeah, what kind of sick freaks could be turned on by Nicole Kidman getting her gear off?

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You know there will be some perverts (Catholic priests, wrestling promoters) turned on by this.

 

Yeah, what kind of sick freaks could be turned on by Nicole Kidman getting her gear off?

I mean, she is kinda pasty.........

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Guest FrigidSoul

They should go for broke and have her simulate oral on him. I want to see the FCC go apeshit

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

With about 10 pounds of makeup, Gary Coleman can look 10 years old again. He's got the height for the part.

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With about 10 pounds of makeup, Gary Coleman can look 10 years old again. He's got the height for the part.

If they had cast Coleman on the kid, they'd be sitting on box office gold.

 

Hmmm... I wonder what Verne Troyer is up to these days? I'd go for that too, unless it delayed a Shasta McNasty reunion.

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"You know there will be some perverts (Catholic priests, wrestling promoters) turned on by this. "

 

they will be the minority who are jealous of Kidman!

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