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Guest Salacious Crumb
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I bet Bradshaw winning the belt was to punish Eddie for the "Germany sucks" thing while rewarding Bradshaw because McMahon felt bad for him over the Nazi thing.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Worst Bash ever.

I think it's tied with 1991.

 

Jim Ross: "Richard Morton now tying up with his longtime tag team partner Robert Gibson. Sends him into the ropes ... Irish whip ... these fans sure are loving tonight's card ..."

 

The crowd: "WE WANT FLAIR! WE WANT FLAIR!"

I don't know.....1999 and 1991 are neck and neck in the worst ever book. 1991 at least has historical significane of EVERYONE half-assing their matches. 1999 just plain sucked.

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Paul_Bearer.jpg

 

R.I.P. Paul Bearer 1991 - 2004

1992-2004

 

Brother Love was still managing Taker at the Royal Rumble.

Undertaker should kill Brother Love on Smackdown this week.

 

 

Randy Orton is the legend killer, so why not make Undertaker the "former-manager killer?"

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I don't think Champion vs. Champion is really out of the question. So Cena vs. Bradshaw could happen. Or Cena could just drop his title on Smackdown to Booker

Guest Anglesault
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::Looks at picture::

 

::processes information::

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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1992-2004

 

Brother Love was still managing Taker at the Royal Rumble.

The 91 Rumble, yes. Paul showed up at the TV tapings a day or two after that and was introduced during the Brother Love Show as Taker's new manager.

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You know who I really feel sorry for in all of this? Subway, they were unfortunante enough to spend the money to sponcer this debocle.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Paul Bearer became UT's manager on a late January/February 1991 episode of Superstars.

Guest news_gimmick
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Actually it is 1991-2004. Bearer was with the Undertaker at WrestleMania 7.

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Jim Ross: "Richard Morton now tying up with his longtime tag team partner Robert Gibson.  Sends him into the ropes ... Irish whip ... these fans sure are loving tonight's card ..."

 

The crowd: "WE WANT FLAIR!  WE WANT FLAIR!"

Heh heh. JR still had his moments of stupidity even back in WCW if I remember correctly.

 

Well, it looks like we'll be in for a ROUGH ride as far as watching (or not watching, whichever anyone feels would be best) Smackdown is concerned currently.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Jim Ross: "Richard Morton now tying up with his longtime tag team partner Robert Gibson.  Sends him into the ropes ... Irish whip ... these fans sure are loving tonight's card ..."

 

The crowd: "WE WANT FLAIR!  WE WANT FLAIR!"

Heh heh. JR still had his moments of stupidity even back in WCW if I remember correctly.

Funny story: Even back in 1991 when I was a little kid I thought the show sucked. The first match on the card was a capture the flag scaffold match. The rest of the show is a blurr except for Sting/Koloff having a pretty bad match that was either a chain or strap match.

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If Bradshaw loses at SummerSlam, I am going to mark out like crazy.

I mark out whenever Bradshaw looses anyways, when he looses the title I will mark out like I have never marked out before in my life....except maybe for Hogan/Rock at Wrestlemania X8

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KOTR 95, which has no good matches at all and too many Mabel matches.

 

I thought Roadie / Holly and HBK / Kama were decent...

Guest Choken One
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you watched that as a kid?

 

That explains like so much.

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Funny story: Even back in 1991 when I was a little kid I thought the show sucked. The first match on the card was a capture the flag scaffold match. The rest of the show is a blurr except for Sting/Koloff having a pretty bad match that was either a chain or strap match.

Yeah. The early 90's of WCW were shitty, with El Gigante, the Chamber of Horrors Halloween Havoc match, Barry Windham as Fake Sting at another Halloween Havoc, the whole Sting/Jake Roberts feud, etc.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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you watched that as a kid?

 

That explains like so much.

Are you saying GAB 91 is what causes my lack of intelligence?

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KOTR 95, which has no good matches at all and too many Mabel matches.

 

I thought Roadie / Holly and HBK / Kama were decent...

Two Mabel matches, FOUR Savio matches, the two most popular wrestlers (Taker & Shawn) getting knocked out in the first round, and a lame tag team main event featuring Diesel & Sid. Worst WWF show ever.

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Two Mabel matches, FOUR Savio matches, the two most popular wrestlers (Taker & Shawn) getting knocked out in the first round, and a lame tag team main event featuring Diesel & Sid. Worst WWF show ever.

 

Oh come on, Savio wasn't THAT bad. :P

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You know you gotta wonder now....whats going to win Wrestlecraps annual Gooker of the year award, the whole Kane/Lita/Matt Hardy thing on Raw or Bradshaw as the world champion.....I think I'll vote for Bradshaw winning the world title.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Two Mabel matches, FOUR Savio matches, the two most popular wrestlers (Taker & Shawn) getting knocked out in the first round, and a lame tag team main event featuring Diesel & Sid. Worst WWF show ever.

 

Oh come on, Savio wasn't THAT bad. :P

a 10:00 match vs. Yokozuna, a match vs. the Road Dogg, and a match vs. Mabel.

 

Please don't defend Savio judging from KOTR 95

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Two Mabel matches, FOUR Savio matches, the two most popular wrestlers (Taker & Shawn) getting knocked out in the first round, and a lame tag team main event featuring Diesel & Sid. Worst WWF show ever.

 

Oh come on, Savio wasn't THAT bad. :P

a 10:00 match vs. Yokozuna, a match vs. the Road Dogg, and a match vs. Mabel.

 

Please don't defend Savio judging from KOTR 95

And a match with IRS on the Free For All.

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Two Mabel matches, FOUR Savio matches, the two most popular wrestlers (Taker & Shawn) getting knocked out in the first round, and a lame tag team main event featuring Diesel & Sid. Worst WWF show ever.

 

Oh come on, Savio wasn't THAT bad. :P

Keep in mind Savio had been on TV a month ... a month ... and he's in the finals of the King of the Ring.

 

Mmhmm ... GREAT booking there.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Yeah, but that was a 2:00 rush job IIRC, so it isn't fair to judge.

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Can we officially name Stephaine whateverthehellshecallsherself as the worse head booker in the history of pro wrestling now?

 

Nothing good came out of this show. RVD gets eliminated first in a match that had RENE DUPREE and John "Whiter than Marky Mark" Cena. Undertaker KILLS Paul Bearer, I mean that alone is pathetic. The Dudley Boyz main event and LOSE to the Undertaker while being World Champions. JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD IS WORLD CHAMPION!

 

What good came out of this show? Did anyone positive come out of this show? Anything at all? Tell me now please...

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Rey Jr. FINALLY beat a non-jobber on PPV. Took him 2 years, but he did it.

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What good came out of this show? Did anyone positive come out of this show? Anything at all? Tell me now please...

It's giving us all something to talk about?

 

... I've got nothing.

Rey retains CW title?

 

Umm... Mordecai looks cool?

 

I'm out.

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