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Great American Bash Pros:

- Red, White, and Blue ring ropes.

- Mordecai sent Holly to hell.

- Rey won a match on PPV that didn't include Jamie Noble.

- Uh...TORRIE LOST?!

 

Cons:

- Bradshaw is World Champion

- UT killed Paul Bearer

- Paul Bearer's death was so fake?

- Luther Reigns squashed Haas

- Kenzo vs. Gunn

- Bradshaw is World Champion

- Sable vs. Torrie

- Dudley Boyz jobbed to UT?

- Bradshaw is World Champion

- Spike Dudley got the Heat duty instead of someone good.

- Cena is still US Champion. PLEASE LOSE!

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Keep in mind Savio had been on TV a month ... a month ... and he's in the finals of the King of the Ring.

 

Mmhmm ... GREAT booking there.

 

Well with Razor being injured, they didn't have much of a choice but to replace him with Savio.

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This show would be bad enough if you just took Paul Bearer being killed or Bradshaw winning the title but combine them and this is easily in the top 5 of worst shows ever.

 

And didn't the WWF swear they'd never kill anyone?

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Keep in mind Savio had been on TV a month ... a month ... and he's in the finals of the King of the Ring.

 

Mmhmm ... GREAT booking there.

 

Well with Razor being injured, they didn't have much of a choice but to replace him with Savio.

I thought he was taken off the show for being an alcoholic. Oh well, last time I trust anonymous sources.

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What the fuck?

 

JBL WINS?

 

FUCK NO!

 

Oh speaking of Titles- if you want to really get Technical- The NWA World Title is the Number 1 title- followed by the WWE Womens Title- (It has only changed hands twice, and has been only consistant title in the since the brand extention started) The Smackdown Tag Team- Then The Raw/NWA(whatever you call it) Title- then the IC, then WWE's Title.

 

But if I added the Juniors- The X Title will be first then NWA World-Then The Crusierwight- then Womens, because even with Beniot- I still cant see(The Raw World) it as "True" World Champ Title, even tho it has been promoted as such.

 

But this is a new low- Unless Eddy wins it back OR Vince calls Kurt's bluff and the title switch never took place- The WWE title will fall to bush league levels, hell, even the POND WATER belts over in Japan will have more cred (JR...)

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My head suddenly feels like that movie Scanners

 

Wait, not only did someone DIE but SOMEONE GOT SENT TO HELL?!?!?!

 

So what, Hardcore Holly will be forced to watch consant replays of Great American Bash 2004?

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What good came out of this show? Did anyone positive come out of this show? Anything at all? Tell me now please...

It's giving us all something to talk about?

 

... I've got nothing.

Positives? Um...at least hot dogs, baseball, and apple pie ("American traditions") weren't used as foreign objects?

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I thought he was taken off the show for being an alcoholic. Oh well, last time I trust anonymous sources.

 

Nah, his rib injuries were legit. Savio just took his place as Razor was originally gonna go over Yokozuna, Road Dog, and lose to Mabel in the finals. :P

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Keep in mind Savio had been on TV a month ... a month ... and he's in the finals of the King of the Ring.

 

Mmhmm ... GREAT booking there.

 

Well with Razor being injured, they didn't have much of a choice but to replace him with Savio.

I thought he was taken off the show for being an alcoholic. Oh well, last time I trust anonymous sources.

Hall had his ribs banged up by Jarrett at the Nassau Coliseum a few weeks prior to KOTR.

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Keep in mind Savio had been on TV a month ... a month ... and he's in the finals of the King of the Ring.

 

Mmhmm ... GREAT booking there.

Well with Razor being injured, they didn't have much of a choice but to replace him with Savio.

Replacing Ramon with Savio wasn't the problem. Booking Savio and Mabel in the finals was the problem. Shawn Michaels should have been a lock to win the tourney that year.

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This is seriously one of those times we should put together a bunch of angry/disappointed emails and send them into WWE.

 

They may not make a big, if any, difference, but it's for our own state of mind.

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This is seriously one of those times we should put together a bunch of angry/disappointed emails and send them into WWE.

 

They may not make a big, if any, difference, but it's for our own state of mind.

 

Right now my state of mind involves sharpening an axe so maybe you are right.

 

Anyone have an email address and the ability to calm me down enough so I don't curse the hell out of their stupid asses?

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You know you gotta wonder now....whats going to win Wrestlecraps annual Gooker of the year award, the whole Kane/Lita/Matt Hardy thing on Raw or Bradshaw as the world champion.....I think I'll vote for Bradshaw winning the world title.

Personally, I would vote for Paul Bearer being buried alive in a cement tomb.

 

This is what's so great about WWE 2004. So many choices!

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Shawn Michaels should have been a lock to win the tourney that year.

Could not agree with you more.

 

Michaels winning would have continued the respectibility of the KOTR tournament. Mabel winning made it ... a joke.

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This is seriously one of those times we should put together a bunch of angry/disappointed emails and send them into WWE.

 

They may not make a big, if any, difference, but it's for our own state of mind.

 

Right now my state of mind involves sharpening an axe so maybe you are right.

 

Anyone have an email address and the ability to calm me down enough so I don't curse the hell out of their stupid asses?

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Right, good. Anyone have a polite way to call someone a scum sucking piece of dogsh*t?

 

Or a nice way of informing the WWE that I want the McMahon family to burn in hell where they will be ripped apart by rapid badgers for the decision to make Bradshaw champion?

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"We object to the term urine soaked hell hole when you could've said pee-pee soaked heck hole."

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Right, good. Anyone have a polite way to call someone a scum sucking piece of dogsh*t?

Dear Vincent Kennedy McMahon:

 

You are a filth-consuming portion of canine excrement.

 

Sincerely,

 

the TSM community.

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What are the odds the WWE blames "the WCW name" as the reason why the show bombed and that next year it will be "WWE Fully Loaded"??

 

However, I am now looking forward to reading Smackdown spoilers now but not actually watching the show, which is a step up from "oh... look... Smackdown spoilers..." *clicks on another thread* and not watching the show.

 

I am semi-quasi-interested in both what happens to Taker and JBL. Congrats WWE~!

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I have a black box and did not watch one second of that ppv. What does it say when a die hard fan, who used to order every ppv from 92-00 and go to every house show in the area, does not even watch a show for free when they are charging $35 for it.

An absolute disgrace of a ppv. For the first time ever I see no hope in watching anymore. I have not seen a smackdown show since wrestlemania, I have no desire to continue watching anymore. For years I have watched friends start and then stop watching wrestling, I never thought I would no longer watch, I thought I would be a fan for life. But I have had it. The thing is I am not even really mad anymore, I am just tired of caring. I wish I liked TNA or ROH, but I just do not. I have a feeling this may be it, it makes me very sad.

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Yeah really, don't get all upset because Bradshaw is the champion. I mean sure, it really will degrade the belt, but come on, you can't tell me Bradshaw wouldn't have won. And besides I highly doubt he lasts a month as the champion.

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What are the odds the WWE blames "the WCW name" as the reason why the show bombed and that next year it will be "WWE Fully Loaded"??

 

I was actually wondering that leading up to this. I thought they were building a bad show because they had a built in excuse for it doing poorly.

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Michaels winning would have continued the respectibility of the KOTR tournament.  Mabel winning made it ... a joke.

I agree. I still don't understand why Michaels didn't win the 1995 KOTR. I had Michaels vs. Yoko pegged as the finals. Instead, we got Mabel vs. Savio in an uneventful match. I guess the writing crew had a brain fart...much like the booking for GAB 2004.

 

Right, good. Anyone have a polite way to call someone a scum sucking piece of dogsh*t?

Algae-ingurgitating fraction of puppy poo-poo?

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I'm sure the WWE does not really care (and it probably has been discussed here before), but do they expect fans even care when a wrestler gets arrested by evil authority figure by trespassing in the ring when homicide is allowed?

 

I understand it is entertainment, (I'll use the term loosely) but c'mon.

 

Oh well I haven't watched a full SD! since the week before Judgment Day.

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JBL Champion = the slow death of Smackdown...well the slow death started with Pritchard joining the creative team....and look at the results..

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how can you not like ROH?

The RF scandal? Can't speak for the guy.

that doesn't mean you can't like the quality matches they give.

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