Guest Deebo Report post Posted June 29, 2004 I haven't really been keeping up with wrestling news lately, so this may be a stupid question, but are they doing this angle because she's actually pregnant by Matt and they needed a way to explain it, or are they just gonna do some angle where Kane beats the shit out of her and she "loses the baby"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted June 29, 2004 I missed the very end of Raw, but if she did run out and kick Kane, and then they did the whole "Kane starts to chokeslam her, but doesn't want to" deal, she probably isn't. Even if she isn't taking bumps, that's still a bit for a pregnant woman to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted June 29, 2004 I haven't really been keeping up with wrestling news lately, so this may be a stupid question, but are they doing this angle because she's actually pregnant by Matt and they needed a way to explain it, or are they just gonna do some angle where Kane beats the shit out of her and she "loses the baby"? The question isn't whether she's pregnant or not. The question is whether we give a shit or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Why would Kane fuck _lita_ anyways? She's not even close to being the best female on the roster and she's not "evil", so genetically speaking -if we are to assume wrestling ability and morality is genetic- why wouldn't he pick Evil Asian Gail Kim? Or Evil Fat Chick Molly Holly? Or what about Evil Blonde Slut Trish Stratus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Maybe Kane knows his limitations. Maybe he figures, it's easier to score with the homely chick than it is to get one of the knockouts. Logically speaking, of course, it's because she was really the only face diva who he could manipulate (i.e. her love of Matt and her fear that Kane would destroy him). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest theanswer1824 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 kane has bad taste. lita looks like a dude. the baby will come out looking like a burnt tranny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Lita should become pregnant in order to protect the business Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Why would Kane fuck _lita_ anyways? She's not even close to being the best female on the roster and she's not "evil", so genetically speaking -if we are to assume wrestling ability and morality is genetic- why wouldn't he pick Evil Asian Gail Kim? Or Evil Fat Chick Molly Holly? Or what about Evil Blonde Slut Trish Stratus? Because he likes feasting of the innocent, or something like that. Apparently, it you're a babyface female, you're innocent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted June 29, 2004 I don't think Lita is pregnant, but either way it's 9 (now 8) months of her not wrestling, but it ALSO means 8 more months of her acting skills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Blazenwing 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 kane has bad taste. lita looks like a dude. the baby will come out looking like a burnt tranny. Oh come now... the baby would have to get SOME traits from Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Lita's not that bad looking. True, her jaws a little too square and her eyes are really beady, but she's got an awesome body. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 29, 2004 ok...Burnt Silicone isn't very good for an infant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson G 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Lita's not that bad looking. True, her jaws a little too square and her eyes are really beady, but she's got an awesome body. Lita actually didn't look half bad on Raw tonight. Okay, fine. This was just an excuse for me to congratulate Y2Jerk on a fantastic signature that puts Tony Schiavone to shame. *golf clap* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 This was just an excuse for me to congratulate Y2Jerk on a fantastic signature that puts Tony Schiavone to shame. *golf clap* You gotta admit, the Bruce Prichard joke is pretty funny, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Nope, this is one of the worst angles Lita has done ever. And, if I am right, they are actually stretching this angle for 9 months, probably close to the next Wrestlemania. Hopefully, at Wrestlemania 21, Lita gives birth to Kanenite 1 and Kanenite 2. They could do the fire blast thing that Kane does, but instead of fire, maybe her fake placenta could come flying out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Why would Kane fuck _lita_ anyways? She's not even close to being the best female on the roster and she's not "evil", so genetically speaking -if we are to assume wrestling ability and morality is genetic- why wouldn't he pick Evil Asian Gail Kim? Or Evil Fat Chick Molly Holly? Or what about Evil Blonde Slut Trish Stratus? Rudo....it's been clearly established throughout the storylines that Kane is into Necrophelia.......and apparently shitty actress work as well. So thus, he went for Lita. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted June 29, 2004 kane has bad taste. lita looks like a dude. the baby will come out looking like a burnt tranny. Oh come now... the baby would have to get SOME traits from Kane. I was thinking the baby was going to be born with a Kane mask on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Why would Kane fuck _lita_ anyways? She's not even close to being the best female on the roster and she's not "evil", so genetically speaking -if we are to assume wrestling ability and morality is genetic- why wouldn't he pick Evil Asian Gail Kim? Or Evil Fat Chick Molly Holly? Or what about Evil Blonde Slut Trish Stratus? Rudo....it's been clearly established throughout the storylines that Kane is into Necrophelia.......and apparently shitty actress work as well. So thus, he went for Lita. Maybe Lita was asleep and Kane mistook her for a corpse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted June 29, 2004 kane has bad taste. lita looks like a dude. the baby will come out looking like a burnt tranny. Oh come now... the baby would have to get SOME traits from Kane. I was thinking the baby was going to be born with a Kane mask on. This storyline is terrible. I don't think anyone finds it necessessary to have a Little Red Machine as well.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted June 29, 2004 The bad thing about this storyline is that they pick one of the WORST acting divas to stop wrestling and ACT for 9 months (probably 6 in WWE time). It's like asking the Big Show to wrestle Scott Steiner is a series of Iron Man matches for next 6 weeks on Raw and Smackdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 i was actually wondering last night if she really was pregnant, she seems to be putting on the pounds...the attempted chokeslam threw that theory out the window for me, though... i was kinda hoping Stacy would bring up her past pregnancy experience for consistency purposes, but I guess that's an angle she'd like to leave in the closet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted June 29, 2004 i was kinda hoping Stacy would bring up her past pregnancy experience for consistency purposes, but I guess that's an angle she'd like to leave in the closet... Rightfully, that died with WCW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted June 29, 2004 i was kinda hoping Stacy would bring up her past pregnancy experience for consistency purposes, but I guess that's an angle she'd like to leave in the closet... You mean the miracle baby that was born after only 5 months and was perfectly healthy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 i was kinda hoping Stacy would bring up her past pregnancy experience for consistency purposes, but I guess that's an angle she'd like to leave in the closet... Rightfully, that died with WCW. yeah but it woulda been great for her to bring it up simply because every single person on this board as well as many others out there would have let out a collective groan the moment she mentioned it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted June 29, 2004 I think this angle would be much more entertaining if they gave her one of those things they wear on TV to make people look pregnant. Imagine a pregnant Lita doing a huricanrana, or the dreaded moonsault? Hilarity is abound tonight! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buffybeast 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 The bad thing about this storyline is that they pick one of the WORST acting divas to stop wrestling and ACT for 9 months (probably 6 in WWE time). I was thinking about this last night. Do you all think the WWE would act like the soap operas and accelerate time?? Like Lita show up in mid August 6 months pregnant? I could see them doing something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Was I the only one that though: "Oh God no. Tell me they're NOT going to do an abortion angle." when Stac asked Lita what she was gonna do about the baby? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Internet Warfare 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Why didnt Lita take the morning after kill if she didnt want to become pregnant? No one would buy the lita being 6 month's pregnant in August, but it would be entertaining to see though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Why didnt Lita take the morning after kill if she didnt want to become pregnant? Well there's the chance that it's Matt's. She doesn't want to kill his child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benoit4hor 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2004 Maybe she is pregnant. I was thinking perhaps her and Matt have been trying for a child. Could be the reason why she wasn't given the womens title since she's been back. That and her boobs seem a little fuller lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
