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Guest Vitamin X
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As I got high today for the first time in a while, I started to think what if they made milk that was chocolate chip-cookie flavored? I think that would taste damn good.

 

Anyone else have ideas? ( Bringin back the Food folder madness, alright )

Guest Deebo
Posted

Put ranch dressing on pizza. I guarentee you'll love it.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Whaaaaat? Where the fuck is THAT, alf? I'm up the road, I might drive the 45 minutes just to see that atrocity.

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

Some place around here sells deep-fried Twinkies... well, used to, at least. That just sounds completely disgusting to me.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Ever seen a deep-fried oreo? They exist as well.

Guest Hero to all Children
Posted

Get yourself an average, no-spice frozen magherita, dump a bunch of self-made tomato sauce (garlic, mashed tomatos, etc) and a can of tuna ontop of it. Spice it as you think you'd like it and put it in the oven.

 

It'll be messy but absolutely delicious.

Posted
Put ranch dressing on pizza. I guarentee you'll love it.

There's a pizza place near me that sells a ranch dressing topped pizza called "Neverland Ranch".

 

The Scotsman consumed deep fried mars bars in one of his latest updates.

 

I remember reading about a mixed drink in some bar that combined Gulden's Spicy Mustard, Bloody Mary Mix, Tabasco Sauce, Everclear, served on the rocks and accompanied by a maxi pad.

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Dont bash the odd deep fried food until you've tried it.

 

One of my favorite odd parings is Chicken with a chocolate sauce called a MOLÉ.. The sauce is big in Mexico and it has other spices and things in it besides chocolate, but its really good.

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The Scotsman consumed deep fried mars bars in one of his latest updates.

I've heard some commercials on the radio for that place over the past few weeks. They have some other weird stuff that I can't be bothered to remember right now.

Guest T®ITEC
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Skittles and ranch dressing in between two pieces of white bread with the crusts cut off.

That somehow sounds slightly more disgusting than Nutri-Grain bars slathered in ketchup and mustard. Ah, my youth.

Posted
Whaaaaat? Where the fuck is THAT, alf? I'm up the road, I might drive the 45 minutes just to see that atrocity.

This is the most I could find about it on the net.

That site is the most atrocious thing I have ever seen. It's like some retard went "OMG WTF I CAN CREATE WEB PAGES IN 1998 AND I'LL ADD CLIP ART OUT THE ASSS AND ILL HOST ON GEOCITIES AND ANA ASDSDNAFASJF9eicefjeaifcewaHFEDUFH!"

Posted

I'm kinda going off topic because this food idea leans more towards "delicious" then "twisted". But the world needs to know that such food exists and that's why I'm here.

 

Two belgium waffles, toasted with butter, sliced bannanas and smooth peanut butter.

 

It shall own your being.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted
Whaaaaat? Where the fuck is THAT, alf? I'm up the road, I might drive the 45 minutes just to see that atrocity.

This is the most I could find about it on the net.

That site is the most atrocious thing I have ever seen. It's like some retard went "OMG WTF I CAN CREATE WEB PAGES IN 1998 AND I'LL ADD CLIP ART OUT THE ASSS AND ILL HOST ON GEOCITIES AND ANA ASDSDNAFASJF9eicefjeaifcewaHFEDUFH!"

Nah, you just don't speak Indiana.

 

I'm actually going to check that place out the next time I'm down that way. Sounds a lot like the Hoosier Drive-In up here, which offers the same kind of fare, minus the peanut burger.

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Whaaaaat? Where the fuck is THAT, alf? I'm up the road, I might drive the 45 minutes just to see that atrocity.

This is the most I could find about it on the net.

That site is the most atrocious thing I have ever seen. It's like some retard went "OMG WTF I CAN CREATE WEB PAGES IN 1998 AND I'LL ADD CLIP ART OUT THE ASSS AND ILL HOST ON GEOCITIES AND ANA ASDSDNAFASJF9eicefjeaifcewaHFEDUFH!"

Nah, you just don't speak Indiana.

And I'm glad I don't. I probably just got more retarded just from reading that page. Imagine what living in Indiana will do to one's intelligence.

 

*points to alfdogg*

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