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Guest Birds in the Hotel
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Hello all. Birds in the Hotel is a good thing, but problems can arise.

 

I got lots of sleep last night, for all my fans that care. I am very hungry this morning. I must eat soon. This OJ isn't cutting it.

 

Hungry,

 

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Hello all. Birds in the Hotel is a good thing, but problems can arise.

 

I got lots of sleep last night, for all my fans that care. I am very hungry this morning. I must eat soon. This OJ isn't cutting it.

 

Hungry,

 

Birds in the Hotel

You suck.

Guest Birds in the Hotel
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Diary,

 

I just had some cheese/peanutbutter crackers. They were ok. Looking forward to lunch and my morning break.

 

Lover of all cheese's,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Guest Birds in the Hotel
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At 9:25 I took a sip of my OJ, and it burned an ulcer in my mouth.

 

In pain,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Guest Birds in the Hotel
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I am in no more pain than someone who take it up the "caboose."

 

Not THAT queer,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Guest Birds in the Hotel
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Also on the plus side, your comments are irrelevant, just like your custom title!

 

Thank god for morningbreak, Mr Blog. Cigarettes are good for you.

 

Doesn't have cancer yet,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Guest This Thread Is Ghey
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Guest Birds in the Hotel
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Diary,

 

I am still deeply hungry. I'm having a rough time deciding wether to eat Subway, Arby's or just go eat at the shitty courthouse for lunch. I hoppe I can decide in time.

 

By no means starving yet still very hungry,

 

Birds in the Hotel.

Guest Birds in the Hotel
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YES! Twice!! God bless that juice!

 

Feelin' the juice,

 

Birds in the Hotel

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I am in no more pain than someone who take it up the "caboose."

 

Not THAT queer,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Evidently too busy thinking up insults to realize that saying "Not THAT queer" implies that our friend BitH is indeed queer, just not caboose-filling queer.

Guest Birds in the Hotel
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I am in no more pain than someone who take it up the "caboose."

 

Not THAT queer,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Evidently too busy thinking up insults to realize that saying "Not THAT queer" implies that our friend BitH is indeed queer, just not caboose-filling queer.

EXACTLY!! You're on point, when it's time to rock a funky joint, you're on point whe it's time to rock a fucnky jam, you're the MAN.

 

Everlasting,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Guest Birds in the Hotel
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I am in no more pain than someone who take it up the "caboose".

So you admit to having a reference point for such a pain?

Only fingers buddy, only fingers...

 

And all of the peasants who work below me...they usually have their noses up my ass, kissing it.

 

Wanna try?

 

Empowered,

 

Birds in the Hotel

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*Sends virus to BitH's Blog*

Guest Birds in the Hotel
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*Sends virus to BitH's Blog*

OMG, my computer just went down for 10 minutes and now I'm missing files!! This guy did send me a virus!! Please, if a mod or admin is reading, ban him! You can't just do that!! I'm serious!!

 

Pissed off,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Consider this thread my webiste

 

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Paul?

Guest Birds in the Hotel
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That was pleasant! I never did understand those little treasure trolls. Interesting.

 

I had Arby's for lunch. 2 roast beef sandwhiches sure did hit the spot!! Thanks for caring!

 

Just 2 and a half more hours left at work, diary. Give me strength.

 

Almost full,

 

Birds in the Hotel.

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
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Consider this thread my webiste

 

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Paul?

Seconded. I don't remember that many other people starting threads like this.

 

I hope bannination does not ensue with this one, if that's the case.

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Damn virus didn't work......

Guest Birds in the Hotel
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Consider this thread my webiste

 

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Paul?

Seconded. I don't remember that many other people starting threads like this.

 

I hope bannination does not ensue with this one, if that's the case.

What is this "bannination" you speak of? Is this all "forum speak." Anything like ebonics??

 

5 minutes until afternoon break. I also booked a hotel at the beach today, for late next month. A well deserved vacation I will take. Yoda I am not.

 

No jedi,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
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It's some word a friend of mine overuses. For they are strong in the ways of the interweb, and can shoot your eyes out of your sockets and pull your bottom lip over your head with their thoughts. Ever safe, the weak-minded are not O_O;;

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