Birds in the Hotel's Blog

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

I never meant to start insult wars, however, if you're going to come into my blog here and bash me, then BASH me for god's sake.

 

Hermit and Slayer bring the suck.

[godthedog 0]

i think this might be the second-worst thread ever.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

i think this might be the second-worst thread ever.

My pizza, was very good for lunch. I also met a lady named Satin, while eating. I asked her if I could have Satin on my sheets. Get it??? HA!

 

Almost time for afternoon break.

 

I'm wondering what the worst thread ever was.

 

Hmmm...

 

Again curious,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Your thread about lunch just barely beat this one out in shittiness.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Birds in the Hotel is better than DerangedHermit so far.

Is that really saying anything?

 

Oh well, Dave Winfield didn't work, and now my final tactic to take out BitH.

 

Say hello to my cat Andre. He is a premier markscat who loves to eat Birds from Hotels, and is currently across the street from BitH. FEAR THE KITTY BitH!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Dear Diary,

 

I love to share stuff about my life, even if nobody gives a shit.

 

Toodles,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Your thread about lunch just barely beat this one out in shittiness.

It was a POLL. A POLL!!!

 

Let's go out to the club tonight. Who's got the dank?

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I can't wait until my cat shoots you.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

I can't wait until my cat shoots you.

Are you threatening me?

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I can't wait until my cat shoots you.

Are you threatening me?

No, my cat is. See:

 

Say hello to my cat Andre. He is a premier markscat who loves to eat Birds from Hotels, and is currently across the street from BitH. FEAR THE KITTY BitH!

 

Damnit, I just quoted myself, and it wasn't really that good either.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

and it wasn't really that good either.

HA! That's what she said.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

and it wasn't really that good either.

HA! That's what she said.

Ironic, because I said the same thing about her.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Overrated.

[godthedog 0]

Your thread about lunch just barely beat this one out in shittiness.

i disagree, the lunch thread was ever so slightly more entertaining. it had a 'plan 9' train wreck appeal to it. this one is equally stupid, but much too boring to have any kind of redeeming value.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

godthedog, didn't you once say the thread where YouDaFoo admitted he was masturbating while he posted was the worst?

 

Because if you did, you're wrong.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

This is my greatness. Bow before it.

[godthedog 0]

godthedog, didn't you once say the thread where YouDaFoo admitted he was masturbating while he posted was the worst?

 

Because if you did, you're wrong.

indeed i did, and i still stand by that claim. that thread is the only reason this one isn't number one.

 

this discussion is dangerously elevating the thread. i must stop.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

[Guest UncleJesseMark]

I enjoy this thread, it is sightly irreverant. I don't like many of the people on this board, because they all suck. BAD. So, BitH, keep it up.

[Markme123 0]

This shit is great.

 

 

 

Giant Machine has your back cuz you're #1

[Guest Bertil Olsson]

BLOGGY! Oh have I missed you so! My heart has been quivering, I've got goosebumps, and now my wee wee (hehe!) is getting solid (HARD!).

Are you always having the erection when you think of your blog?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Bertil Olsson is the future of this messageboard.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Blog,

 

Yes, you do often make me erect. What a weekend. I drank too much aftershock last night, and woke up in a ditch. They say, when you drink too much of that stuff, your asshole really hurts the next day. I concur with this.

 

Throbbing,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Did someone hit you with a shovel a few times before putting you in the ditch?

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

It's quite possible. However, I find that you are quite rude by not interacting with my blog. Don't be a bitch. Tell us about your day.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

10 threads in Hardcore Discussion feature BITH as the last poster.... we have a new thread killer

[Australian Pride 0]

10 threads in Hardcore Discussion feature BITH as the last poster.... we have a new thread killer

Having just read through this whole thread that doesn't surprise me in the slightest!

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Good morning, Blog. We're doing good this a.m. I packed lunch today, so no need for a poll, however, the lunch poll will be back this week, fear not!

 

Not too much planned for tonight. I might watch RAW.

 

I am in need of a snack. HELP my little bloggers!

 

Bloggin' it up',

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Why am I the only one enjoying this? Birds is a persistant ass who truly could give a fuck about popular sentiment. You fools need air conditioning. The heat is making you grumpy and lame.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Blog,

 

It is a wonderful morning. I got lots of rest last night, so I'm all ready for the day.

 

I appreciate those who appreciate my art. Without it, I would just be like the rest of you. That is a fate worse than death.

 

Happy in my skin,

 

Birds in the Hotel