So you'd like to hate Brooke Hogan

[Richard]

that should be date, not hate

 

 

http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/brookehogan.htm

[Guest netslob]

the whole thing's a riot. best line:

 

Shortly after their initial success Hogan (and his cohorts Hall and Nash, and their cohorts Oates and Crosby Stills, respectively) began letting anybody who wanted to join into the group.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

This is great.

[Guest Staravenger]

So you'd like to have no life.....starting threads about Brooke Hogan. This is lower than HHH bashing.

[Richard]

someone has sand in their vagina.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

God isn't a Hulkamaniac. GOD IS A LITTLE STINGER. And the Holy Ghost is a "friend and supporter of Randy Orton."

 

Hello Sig!

[AnonymousBroccoli]

I'm not quite done the article, but this is awesome.

 

http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hulkziguri.htm

[cawthon777]

Political experts agree that it could've been his boa and old lady sunglasses getup fueling homophobia or his two-toned beard causing discomfort in children and dogs (who only see in black and white, so to them Hogan looked like Trapjaw from He-man) that spoiled his run at the oval office, but I think it was due to the fact that he was IN CHARGE OF A LARGE GANG.

 

GOLD!

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

This article syncs up perfectly with "Oh My Fucking God" by Strapping Young Lad. It's creepy

[Dark Age]

Trying to ask for Brooke's hand in marriage will inevitably be brushed off by a story about how the Big Hulkster in the Sky struck him with the lightning necessary to collect enough mortal strength to bodyslam Big John Studd. Don't worry, it's nothing personal: the man is FUCKING INSANE.

 

Into another blown up diatribe about how he and the Ultimate Warrior climbed a mountain so they could jump off, grab God by the feet, yank him to the ground, and ride Harley Davidsons over him until he gave their fists the power of Thor's hammer

 

If the new kid in school walks up to you in the locker room and asks you about your new girlfriend, don't be quick to divulge any scandalous information. If the new kid is a 6'5 orange guy draped in feathered boas and an American flag mask, chances are that the new kid could in fact be your girlfriend's father.

 

Brilliant. I could qoute that entire article.

[BHK]

I'm not quite done the article, but this is awesome.

 

http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hulkziguri.htm

That is the most amazing thing of my entire life. I can't believe Hogan actually knows a wrestling move.

 

That's going in my sig.

[Boner Kawanger]

That song was recorded by "Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band," which is almost as creative as naming them "Hulk Hogan and the Musicians Playing With Hulk Hogan." Wouldn't "10,000 Hulkamaniacs" have been a more clever name? No, they had to let Jimmy Hart name them. He probably wanted to call them "Hulk Hogan and the Hulk Hogan is a Wrestler."

 

Be-yoo-tee-full.

[Cran Da Maniac]

I love the other guides on the page.

[Guest combat_rock]

If you are MENTALLY RETARDED and punch him EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ASSUMEDLY WATCHED WRESTLING BEFORE AND KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES, Hogan will POINT AT YOU, make you RUN INTO HIS ELEVATED FOOT, and then SIT DOWN WITH HIS UNDERLEG ACROSS YOUR CHEST. AND THEN YOU WILL BE DEAD.

 

Man, this thing is too much

[BUTT]

 

Nice pants.

[Guest netslob]

he stole those from Sabu...or Kenzo.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

 

 

[Slayer]

I can't decide if it's funny or pathetic to see a 50 y/o man dressing like a 15 y/o kid

[Guest tangerine]

I find the fact he's wearing the Fall Brawl t shirt in open public funnier.

[Use Your Illusion]

That's a whole lotta Axl you got there, Prez.

 

I know I'm off topic, shut up.

 

UYI