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Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Memo meant for TheBigSwigg

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Guest FrigidSoul
Truly this is a sad day and a blemish on my TSM record. I hope that I may be forgiven for this abomination of message boarding.

Tack: Hey BigSwigg, you look like you have something to say

 

BigSwigg: I certainly do

 

(screen freezes and voice changes)

 

My home planet needs me now. I must leave you all. However, I'll come back someday

 

(BigSwigg's animation cell rises until fully off the screen)

 

BigSwigg died on his way back to his home planet

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

That was terrible. I'm sorry I asked about it in the other thread.

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Okay, who was the wiseguy that change my name to Red Hot Thumbsack in the Ass? I was okay with Tack Monkey, but HOLY CRAP!?!?! Do you know how long it took me to log in?

 

Somebody fix me!!!!

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Okay, I'll admit, Red Hot Thumbsack is good, but at least change it back to Tack Monkey, that Funky Monkey.

 

Please?

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Thank you.

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I doubt you'd want to, I'm very hairy.

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Out of curiousity, what would you have done?

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Guest UgoffisHungry

Sometimes it is necessary to be stern with subordinates to obtain Ugofflian levels of perfection.

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Guest The Last Free Voice

Aww, no need to get angry. BOB SAGET LOVES YOU~!

 

Want a cheeto or not?

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Guest The Last Free Voice

Hey, I actually came here for help. I am Swiggy's arch rival. And since he fucked it up I wanna rub salt in his wounds.

 

Actually, I just wanted to push cheeto's. Either way.

 

OREO'S FOR EVERYONE!

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Guest The Last Free Voice

Okay... DK, be my mentor. I really need to learn how to insult people over the internet properly. Becasue my crazy act has been over like a fat in church.

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Guest Dynamite Kido
Okay... DK, be my mentor. I really need to learn how to insult people over the internet properly. Becasue my crazy act has been over like a fat in church.

^And you wonder why this is happending????

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They saw what happened to me here. They don't want to go through the same thing. Only reason I haven't been completely crucified is because I have enough points banked up that I can afford to lose some without much danger. Others here might not have that luxury, thusly they might end up like Deranged Hermit.

 

And nobody needs to see that.

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Guest The Last Free Voice

But unlike Swigg I am young and impressionable. I can be molded into someones image! And I'm not a fucking moron. Well, not all the time.

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