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The Rules

 

WHAT TO WEAR: Pajamas - nothing too risqué. Think more comfy than sexy. (More drawstrings, less lace!)

 

WHAT TO BRING: A pillow or stuffed animal if you like. Juice or sparkling cider is always welcome. Sorry, no liquor folks. Otherwise, just bring your smiling self.

 

STICK TO THE RULES: Here are the absolutely essential, tried and true Rules of the Cuddle Game. Read 'em and follow 'em!

 

1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.

2. No SEX. (Yep, you read that right.)

3. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a no before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.

4. If you're a yes, say yes. If you're a no, say no.

5. If you're a maybe, say NO.

6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a yes to a no, no to a yes anytime you want.

7. NO DRY HUMPING!

8. Communicate, communicate, communicate.

9. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party. (Trust us on this one.)

10. Get your Cuddle Life Guard On Duty or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.

11. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.

12. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties.

13. Arrive on time.

14. Be hygienically savvy.

15. Clean up after yourself.

16. Always say thank you and practice good Cuddle Manners.

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Remember when you were six years old, and you andyour cousins all crawled into the top bunk and squealed and squirmed until your parents came in and had to quiet you all down? Or how about when you and your friends would make tents with the sofa cushions and whatever blankets mom would let you play with? Remember how you'd make the tent and then all snuggle up inside playing with Lego and dolls?

 

I can't say that I do, sorry.

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I made tents and forts with cushions and blankets, but I was always in there by myself. :(

I only ever did this once.

 

When I was seven, I had a really bad fever. In the fit of a hallucination, I thought there were a bunch of guys outside my bedroom with machine guns (and I thought the noise of the washing machine was them shooting at me). So, I got my blanket and pillows and created a fort so as to protect myself from them until my mother came in to find me huddled behind the pillows crying in fear of the men with machine guns.

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Guest SP-1

Rant, how did you even find this? What kind of Google search turns this place up?

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What's a Cuddle Party? you ask. It is an event for adults to get together and explore affectionate touch and communication without it becoming sexualized.

Well, I'm out...

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Rant is the biggest closet case in the universe. Why do you look at this shit, then share it with everyone? Just say it already. We won't think less of you.

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Guest Dids

Nothing is more awesome than a good fort. I made one in the office last year and it was awesome!

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Guest HungryJack

No doubt, forts are tremendous.

 

Instead of Casual Fridays, I wish I had a build a fort in your cubicle day. THAT would own. So hard. oh yea.

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