LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Evolution is a listerine, pocket change that no one sees. Mr. Polk teaches history. Todays a bong ego, Harry Carey camel-toe. I see the line in the sand... No, no, no. Evolution is a pissed Marine. Get it right, son I thought Evolution was vivid tangerine. Too many syllables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Could any of you guys possibly give me an update on what has happened tonight? I just tuned in. Kane's not going to buy Lita a dishwasher. I'm going to take a guess and say Raw has sucked so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Tonight, Canada kills Flair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Flair calls out Benoit. Hm Flair does not like the headbutt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 ... Kane is NOT Al Bundy! But that little fantasy exchange got a few chuckles from me. "A gigantic, lard-assed jobber rolled out from behind the curtains today...said he needed a new gimmick. I told him to stand on his head, roll up in tinsel, put a star on his BUTT and become the newer, fatter, uglier Christmas Creature!" "Ugh, I just don't know what's been worse ......getting burned to a crisp in my parents funeral parlor and finding out my brother was the one who set the fire....having my girlfriend die in a terrible car crash, then getting accused of raping her afterwards....or selling women's shoes!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Holy crap Batista's oiled like woa...how he's gonna pull a move off without slipping, is just like..yea..(well a move on teh ropes) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 3, 2004 BIG DAVE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Why is Dave extra greasy tonight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Called shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Why is Dave extra greasy tonight? Ask Patterson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted August 3, 2004 ... Kane is NOT Al Bundy! But that little fantasy exchange got a few chuckles from me. "A gigantic, lard-assed jobber rolled out from behind the curtains today...said he needed a new gimmick. I told him to stand on his head, roll up in tinsel, put a star on his BUTT and become the newer, fatter, uglier Christmas Creature!" "Ugh, I just don't know what's been worse ......getting burned to a crisp in my parents funeral parlor and finding out my brother was the one who set the fire....having my girlfriend die in a terrible car crash, then getting accused of raping her afterwards....or selling women's shoes!" :lol: Al Bundy style jokes = classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Kudos NYU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Damn...I just wanna see Flair shout "OK DAMNIT, STOP!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Weird. That WCW/Ian Rotten fan is also a big Flair mark. That confirms my "wacko" suspicion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drury37 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Flair is humping the air like never before here. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Batista could probly slide stomach first across the ring with no problem. Christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Batista: "You're never gonna get me! See ya next year!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Why is Dave extra greasy tonight? Ask Patterson. Any second now I expect Dave to start singing Go Grease Lightning Go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 By the way, I don't know if you guys can tell, but there's a bulls-eye/gun target sight by the 4 in "4 Real" Hint of things to come, or just coincidence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? It's that Summertime Blues song or whatever it's called. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? San Antonio...and the SSlam theme song was announced a couple of weeks ago as "Summertime Blues" by Rush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? That Rush song has been the themesong for a while... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drury37 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 That guy with the WCW t-shirt on definitely has a WCW Ric Flair wrestling buddy. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Jericho with the Tatanka Stomp!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? San Antonio...and the SSlam theme song was announced a couple of weeks ago as "Summertime Blues" by Rush. more like summertime boos amirite? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? San Antonio...and the SSlam theme song was announced a couple of weeks ago as "Summertime Blues" by Rush. more like summertime boos amirite? *slap slap for the bad joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Where are they tonight? And did they announce a theme song for SSlam? San Antonio...and the SSlam theme song was announced a couple of weeks ago as "Summertime Blues" by Rush. more like summertime boos amirite? Worst Rush song ever. Yes, I did hear their *last* album. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Shows you what I get for not watching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted August 3, 2004 "By the way, I don't know if you guys can tell, but there's a bulls-eye/gun target sight by the 4 in "4 Real" Hint of things to come, or just coincidence?" What, they're gonna shoot him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
