Guest Redhawk Report post Posted August 2, 2004 From the NY Post Mets get pitcher and the babe August 1, 2004 -- Newly acquired Met pitcher Kris Benson's career record is just 43-49. But off the field, Benson's exploits are the stuff of legends — when it comes to his wild sexcapades with his stunning model-actress wife, Anna. The sex-crazed couple has said they do the dirty deed everywhere and anywhere, including inside and outside major- league ballparks. The hunky hurler, who made his Mets debut last night, and the buxom beauty also boast they love to videotape their steamy bedroom romps — and regularly engage in phone sex, especially when Benson's on the road. The Mets are banking on the 30-year-old former Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher shoring up the back end of their rotation. And taking one look at Anna, it's easy to see she'll be a fan favorite in the Big Apple. The leggy, 28-year-old brunette with an hourglass figure has posed topless in Penthouse magazine — and has showed off her charms and curves in other mags. She's also set to grace the pages of Femme Fatales magazine and will have her own 2005 calendar. As for her sex life with Benson, with whom she has three kids, Anna loves to kiss and tell. "We like videotaping ourselves while having sex," she told Player magazine. "It's a lot of fun making sex tapes." Anna also has said she and Benson had sex both inside and outside Three Rivers Stadium, the Pirates' former ballpark, and once did the nasty while fans waited outside the couple's van for autographs. "We hadn't had sex for a few days, so we got into the back seat of our SUV in the parking lot at Three Rivers — and while we were doing it, fans were beating on the windows," Anna says. The SUV had tinted windows, so she wasn't "stopping sex with my man so some overzealous fan can have an autograph," she added. Anna said the couple's goal is to have sex in every city that Kris plays during his career. "We have a ways to go, but that's something we want to do," she said candidly. She also said her husband's strict adherence to one of sport's oldest taboos, no sex before a game in which he pitches, is way off-base. "I hate it," she said. "There's no scientific proof that sex is going to hurt your pitching performance." She added: "Each player has his own ritual, and Kris' is no sex when he pitches. "It [angers me] because if you tell me I can't have something, then that just makes me want it more . . . we've had some pretty nasty fights over the issue." But after a game in which Benson pitches, "we're usually half-naked before we get home, and then we get after it," said Anna, who has her own racy Web site and hopes to open a boutique in the Big Apple. "We've even pulled over and had sex on the way home." Benson also has talked openly about the couple's red-hot sex romps. "If she's in the bathroom fixing her hair or taking a shower, then I'll just hop right in and away we go," he once told Penthouse magazine. Damn. (Oh, in case you're wondering, go to www.annabenson.net for pics) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 His wife is a total nympho. Awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 Not only does Anna Benson like being fucked, apparently so do the Mets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 No wonder it took him so long to get off the DL. Hard to heal when your wife is riding the hell out of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 Fun fact: Kris and his college teammate Billy Koch both found their current wives at the same strip club. Who said true love is dead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 Good to see the people of NY have something to focus on other than Benson's mediocre abilities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 If he could only put the same dedication into pitching that he puts into screwing his wife everywhere on the planet then he'd have five Cy Youngs and a World Series title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 2, 2004 What exactly does she see in the love child of Tom Glavine and David Cone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 A fat wallet and moderate fame, despite having a bit of both herself, would be my guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 What exactly does she see in the love child of Tom Glavine and David Cone? So true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 2, 2004 A fat wallet and moderate fame, despite having a bit of both herself, would be my guess. That's the thing. It's not like she's just some shmuck. And really, the fact that he looks like a mosh of Cone and Glavine should scare off man, woman, child and dog. += Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 If he could only put the same dedication into pitching that he puts into screwing his wife everywhere on the planet then he'd have five Cy Youngs and a World Series title. If he did that, he still couldn't carry the Mets.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 Maybe he has a huge schlong? And I never thought I would say that sentence about Kris Benson. I need to go pray. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 This trade will probably help her career more than Kris'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
