Getting to know each other better

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

First name: Matt

 

Last name: no thanks

 

Old Smarkboard name: N/A, i was a lurker

 

Age: 18

 

From: Melbourne, VIC, Australia

 

Music genre: Metal, Heavy rock, Nu Metal, some dance, pretty much anything except R&B and country

 

Fav drug:  none, drugs are bad

 

Fav alcholic drink: its all good

 

Fav movie: Star Wars Trilogy

 

Fav wrestler: Angle, RVD, HHH (as heel), Austin, Bret, Flair, Benoit, Jericho, E&C

 

Fav series of matches: Bret/Shawn

 

Brand of cigarettes: I don't smoke

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks, rajah (spoilers)

 

Newsletter subscriber?: Nope, too expensive

 

fav writer: Cubano, L4W, scotsman, ken anderson

 

Who promises the most?: Cubano, L4W

 

Who promises the least: some of those guys at 411

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF, and ECW tho i never got it on tv here

 

Best international match you've ever seen: cant say, i havent really seen very much.

 

Past post count title: N/A

 

Fav poster: L4W, Cubano, PORNFAQ!, Shockmaster

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Aria Giovanni

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Kiebler

[Guest WarMachine]

First name: All you get is my middle name, being Dion. I hate my first.

 

Last name: Romero

 

Old Smarkboard name: N/A

 

Age: 21

 

From: Colorado

 

Music genre: Any thing except country, pop, and other select bands which are worthy of my hate.

 

Fav drug: Marijuana is as far as I'll go.

 

Fav alcholic drink: Beer. Whiskey. Rum. Bourbon. Hard Lemonade. Vodka.

 

Fav movie: Can't nail it down to just one. So I'll say any Kevin Smith movie. And a good mob movie or "crime caper" type of film. I'll leave it at that.

 

Fav wrestler: Benoit. Ken Shamrock. Austin. Vampiro. Sting. Bret. Rey Mysterio Jr. Eddy Guerrero. Savage. Juvi Guerrera. I typically like wrestlers out of the Cruiserweight mold though. I can even sit through three hours of the horrible AAA/CMLL block on Galavision. I see it as an acclomplishment.

 

Fav series of mtches: Only series I can really remember watching is Benoit/BookerT.

 

Brand of cigarettes: Tried em. Don't like.

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks. pwtorch. wrestlingobserver. IGN. wrestlecrap.

 

Newsletter subscriber?: Nah.

 

fav writer: Keith.

 

Who promises the most?: Never pay attention.

 

Who promises the least: See above.

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: All. I mark for all. Unless the promotion is terribly bad and wretched, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, I'll watch it.

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Never seen too much to really know. Only seen clips and such. I really have to get some tapes.

 

Past post count title: N/A

 

Fav poster: Haven't been around long enough to know.

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Aria Giovanni. Tera Patrick. Briana Banks. I don't really care though. Whatever babe gets me through a quick jerk when I need it.

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Keibler. Trish. Steph. Chae. And I don't care what any of you say, I liked Daffney as well. She's my goth goddess. Jazz is at the absolute top in wrestling skill.

Molly is the best all-around, in skill as well. Gotta love her ass.

 

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Never paid enough attention to form an opinion.

[Guest CanadianChris]

First name: Chris

 

Last name: pass...

 

Old Smarkboard name: Benwahhh

 

Age: 27

 

From: Ottawa, Ontario

 

Music genre: Pretty much anything except country.

 

Fav drug:  codeine

 

Fav alcholic drink: none

 

Fav movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

Fav wrestler: Benoit, Jericho

 

Fav series of mtches: Flair/Steamboat

 

Brand of cigarettes: don't smoke

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks, slash

 

Newsletter subscriber?: no

 

fav writer: Keith, Szulczewski (disagree with most he says, but he's entertaining), Bower

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: 80s Stampede always rocked my world.  

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Kobashi/Kawada

 

Past post count title: Metal

 

Fav poster: Loss4Words

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Asia Carrera

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Keibler

 

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Any of the old Keith rants are really good.  Any try to find old Sean Shannon ECW recaps, just to see why we hate him so.

[Guest JerryDrake]

First name: Jerome

 

Last name: Not telling

 

Old Smarkboard name: JerryDrake316

 

Age: 14

 

From: Calgary, Alberta,

 

Music genre: Rap/Hip-Hop/R&B

 

Fav drug: Only do pot

 

Fav alcholic drink: Bacarties

 

Fav movie: Down To Earth, with Chris Rock.

 

Fav wrestler: Booker & Angle

 

Fav series of matches: Angle/Austin

 

Brand of cigarettes: Dont smoke, but i do weed.

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks.com

 

Newsletter subscriber?: Nope

 

fav writer: Scotsman, Loss4Words, and Kieth is good.

 

Who promises the most?: Who gives a fuck

 

Who promises the least:I Dont give a shit

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Dont watch that shit

 

Past post count title: Raw

 

Fav poster: xkiller gona hit em up

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Carmen Electka

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Torrie Wilson

 

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?:I dont give a fuck

[Guest dreamer420]

First name: Clint

 

Last name: WHAT?

 

Old Smarkboard name: dreamer420

 

Age: 20 (21 in 8 days)

 

From: B.C. Canada

 

Music genre: Rap, Alternatice

 

Fav drug:  Weed, Shrooms

 

Fav alcholic drink:  I don't drink.

 

Fav movie: Ed Wood

 

Fav wrestler: Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Ric Flair, RVD, Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, Steve Corino, Randy Savage

 

Fav series of matches: Rob Van Dam/Jerry Lynn

 

Brand of cigarettes: I don't smoke

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): gwpwrestling.com

 

Newsletter subscriber?: Waste Of Money

 

fav writer: Cubano, L4W

 

Who promises the most?: Don't Care

 

Who promises the least: Don't Care

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: I like em all (except for XPW)

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Dynamite Kid vs. Tiger Mask

 

Past post count title: Heat

 

Fav poster: dreamer420, JerryDrake

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Devon

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Mighty Molly

[Guest super sayan jericho]

keep it up...

First name: Jason

 

Last name: Thomas

 

Old Smarkboard name: same as now

 

Age: 17

 

From: New York, New York

 

Music genre: Any kind sans country

 

Fav drug: My best of Benoit tape

 

Fav alcholic drink: Remy Red.

 

Fav movie: The Chinese Connection

 

Fav wrestler: Benoit... Black Tiger(2 and 3)... Saturn... Cima... Flair... Midnight Express....Bret Hart

 

Fav series of mtches: Flair/Steamboat... Bulldogs/Harts... Savage/DDP... Flair/Savage, Benoit/Booker, Benoit/Sullivan

 

Brand of cigarettes: don't smoke

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks, WrestlingFourms, Puroresu Power

 

Newsletter subscriber?: nope

 

fav writer: Keith, Scotsman, Bower,

 

Who promises the most?: dunno

 

Who promises the least: dunno

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: 1987 WWF... 1995-96 ECW... old NWA... 1997 WCW (the cruiserweight)

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Benoit/Lyger/Samurai vs. Kanemoto/Ohtani/Takaiwa

 

Past post count title: HWA

 

Fav poster: Shockmaster and Anglesault

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Heather Hunter

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Kiebler

 

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Any of Scotsman's stuff or some of Justin's puro reviews

 

Fav Tag Team: Midnight Express, NWA Road Warriors, Hart foundation, Benoit/Ohtani, Kanemoto/Ohtani

 

Most important person in life: My mother

 

Person you look up to outside of family: my girlfriend

[Guest HBK16]

First name: Mariano

 

Old Smarkboard name: HBK16

 

Age: 19

 

From: Glendale, AZ

 

Music genre: Rock

 

Fav drug:  weed

 

Fav alcholic drink: Beer.

 

Fav movie: Con-Air, anything with Jackie Chan

 

Fav wrestler: Hayabusa (FMW), Dragon Kid (Toryumon), Shocker (CMLL)

 

Fav series of matches: Owen and Bret

 

Brand of cigarettes: It can kill you

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): Stickdeath.com and Smarks of course

 

Newsletter subscriber?: no

 

fav writer: Kieth

 

Who promises the most?: I don't know

 

Who promises the least: See above answer

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF 1994, ECW throughout

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Super J Cup 94 finals. Mainly anything with CMLL's Shocker

 

Past post count title: Heat

 

Fav poster: Anybody than doesn't give me shit

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Jenna

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Steff

[Guest Anorak]

First Name: Gareth

 

Old Smarkboard Name: N/A

 

Age: 20

 

From: Leicester, England

 

Music Genre: Rock/Metal/Rap/New Country

 

Fav drug: None

 

Fav alcholic drink: Beer

 

Fav movie: Star Wars

 

Fav wrestler: Bret Hart/Chris Benoit

 

Fav series of matches: Bret/Austin

 

Brand of Cigarettes: Dont smoke

 

Fav site: Smarks/Worldsoccer.com

 

Newsletter Subscriber: No

 

Fav writer: Jay Bower & Scott Keith

 

Who promises the most?: Don't Know

 

Who promises the least?: Don't Know

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF

 

Best International Match yourv'e ever seen?: Misawa vs Kawada.Not sure which exact match of theirs it was date wise.

 

Past post count title: N/A

 

Fav poster: Anyone who doesn't act stupid for the hell of it.

 

Fav porn babe: None

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Trish Stratus

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

A fine thread to bump.

 

Fav drug: mixing Sudafed & Benadryl

Fav alcholic drink: Zima

 

#59, huh. When will we hit #100,000? I propose a special folder called "Mission to 100,000" which will only be used for running up the thread count so that it doesn't take another year and a half to get 11,047 threads.

[Jingus 0]

Ah yes, back when I'd only gotten drunk like twice in my life and I'd yet to touch anything resembling a drug. The cold medicine is a weird coincedence, that was just a joke at the time.

[Nighthawk 0]

I'm surprised by the number of people unwilling to give their last name. What did they think was going to happen? You aren't that important.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Fav wrestling dog: Terri Runnels

 

Haha, we had word filters once. I think Scooter said the server was owned by Christians or something.

 

Okay, so here's an idea for the Mission folder. Instead of bumping old threads to celebrate ourselves, start new threads with links to the old ones, so that we can go "haha, we were young" or whatever, while getting us closer to 100,000 threads. I'm sure Kinetic is with me on this.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

First name: Gene

Age: 35

Music genre: I don't let music companies pigeonhole my tastes.

 

That was pretty funny.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Fav poster: xkiller gona hit em up

Mine too. Wasn't this the guy that masturbated to a picture of Keyshawn Johnson?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Fav wrestler: BENOIT, BABY!

 

YEAH-UH!

[Jingus 0]

It's weird looking back on all the people I haven't heard from in years. There's like a 3-to-1 ratio of people who've vanished into the mists of time compared to us losers who hung around. Whatever happened to Tony149 and Jaw Bower, anyway?

[King Kamala 0]

Hell, I came on here in July of '02 and was lurking for three or so months before and I don't even remember two-thirds of the guys in this thread whatsoever. Either that's a sign of my poor memory or an abundance of forgettable posters circa February '02.

[Kinetic 0]

Okay, so here's an idea for the Mission folder. Instead of bumping old threads to celebrate ourselves, start new threads with links to the old ones, so that we can go "haha, we were young" or whatever, while getting us closer to 100,000 threads. I'm sure Kinetic is with me on this.

 

I am. This would at least enable us to contain the board nostalgia in one folder. For my part, I don't really like reading things that I wrote before my spirit was crushed.

[Retard Girl 0]

i am your furtue forgettable poster!

[Kinetic 0]

I wouldn't say that. You're more of a current forgettable poster.

[Retard Girl 0]

owch. should i go find a razor now?

[Kinetic 0]

I'm sorry, I can't offer you any personal advice until you fill out a survey.

[Slayer 0]

Okay, so here's an idea for the Mission folder. Instead of bumping old threads to celebrate ourselves, start new threads with links to the old ones, so that we can go "haha, we were young" or whatever, while getting us closer to 100,000 threads. I'm sure Kinetic is with me on this.

 

I am. This would at least enable us to contain the board nostalgia in one folder. For my part, I don't really like reading things that I wrote before my spirit was crushed.

Consider this part of your "Pursuit of Perfection"

[Retard Girl 0]

I'm sorry, I can't offer you any personal advice until you fill out a survey.

 

 

i would, but everyone else's survey is dated from five freeking years ago. i can't compete with that.

 

this survey is almost as old as my youngest

[King Kamala 0]

I was thinking about filling out this survey as a joke but I can't think of anybody on this board I want to be on a first name basis with.

[geniusMoment 0]

 

I took out a few of the wrestling things, as it was a little to wrestling heavy

 

 

 

 

First name: Evan

 

Last name: Morrison

 

Old Smarkboard name: same

 

Age: 22

 

From: Cincinnati, Oh

 

Music genre: Early 90's rock

 

Fav drug: None.

 

Fav alcholic drink: Capt. Morgan's and Coke

 

Fav movie: Taxi Driver

 

Fav wrestler: Bret Hart, Cactus Jack

 

Fav series of mtches: Bret/Austin Mania 13

 

Brand of cigarettes: I don't smoke.

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): imdb.com

 

Newsletter subscriber?: Nope.

 

fav writer: JD Salinger

 

Who sports team?: -- Cincinnati Reds, Chicago Cubs

 

College or School attending: -- University of Cincinnati--graduating in May

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: I don't really watch wrestling that much anymore, so I guess I'll go with WWF prior to buying WCW

 

Future ambition, goal: Make it through law school over the next three years, after that probably just waste the law degree

 

Past post count title: I think clever rank, but I don't really check it

 

Fav poster: Mike the Admin.

 

Fav porn babe: --

 

Fav valet: Sunny or Trish

 

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: JN New's favorite restaurants thread

[Nighthawk 0]

Ok, I'm going to answer it too.

 

First name: Dave

 

Last name: McLaughlin

 

Old Smarkboard name: I've only been Milky and IDrinkRatsMilk (and briefly Tigger)

 

Age: 25

 

From: Tampa

 

Music genre: death metal and gangsta rap

 

Fav drug: I'm so antidrug I make Nelson Mandella look like GG Allin

 

Fav alcholic drink: Smirnoff and blue Gatorade

 

Fav movie: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 

Fav wrestler: Benoit (didn't much like him before he butchered his family, but now, yeah)

 

Fav series of matches: Cage of Death

 

Brand of cigarettes: Marlboro

 

Fav site (wrestling or not): wikipedia

 

Newsletter subscriber?: Fuck that.

 

fav writer: HP Lovecraft?

 

Who promises the most?: Myself. I'm always promising "I'll never do that again."

 

Who promises the least: Jesus

 

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: BJPW, CZW, IWA-MS

 

Best international match you've ever seen: Jun Kasai vs. Jaki Numasawa

 

Past post count title: What the fuck are robster craws?

 

Fav poster: Leena

 

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Anastasia Blue

 

Fav wrestling bitch: Bitch? Isn't that a little derogatory? Why does porn get "babe" and wrestling gets "bitch"?

[Gary Floyd 0]

Fav movie: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 

fav writer: HP Lovecraft?

Nice...

[Retard Girl 0]

so if i fill this out now, it'll look like i'm a bandwagon-jumping sheep.

 

wait, why am i worried about how i look on a message board?

[Retard Girl 0]

First name: Taiga

Last name: Star. isn't that funny?

Old Smarkboard name: wasn't there

Age: 28

From: Haverhill, MA, US

Music genre: metal, baby

Fav drug: weeeeeed

Fav alcholic drink: Jager!

Fav movie: Natural Born Killers

Fav wrestler: Chris Hero, Jimmy Jacobs, Sara Del Ray, Necro Butcher, Nate Webb, CM Punk, Eddie Kingston, Daizee Haze, Mike Quackenbush, Super Dragon, Pick a Briscoe, Delirious, Low Ki, Danny havoc, Jack Evans, Mschif, Claudio Castagnoli, Mickie Knuckles.... one?

Fav series of matches: Hero/Kingston, Joe/Necro

Brand of cigarettes: Newports

Fav site (wrestling or not): rotten.com

Newsletter subscriber?: nope

fav writer: Poppy Z. Brite, and whoever writes the encyclopedia

Who promises the most?: um....

Who promises the least: erm...

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: i'm an indy geek.

Best international match you've ever seen: what's an international?

Past post count title: lol

Fav poster: hell if i know

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): they're all ugly and gross looking. even the guys are. *shudders*

Fav wrestling bitch: Lufisto is a bitch, i love it.

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: they're all bad for newcomers. trust me.