Guest The Vanilla Midget Posted February 8, 2002 Report Posted February 8, 2002 First name: Matt Last name: no thanks Old Smarkboard name: N/A, i was a lurker Age: 18 From: Melbourne, VIC, Australia Music genre: Metal, Heavy rock, Nu Metal, some dance, pretty much anything except R&B and country Fav drug: none, drugs are bad Fav alcholic drink: its all good Fav movie: Star Wars Trilogy Fav wrestler: Angle, RVD, HHH (as heel), Austin, Bret, Flair, Benoit, Jericho, E&C Fav series of matches: Bret/Shawn Brand of cigarettes: I don't smoke Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks, rajah (spoilers) Newsletter subscriber?: Nope, too expensive fav writer: Cubano, L4W, scotsman, ken anderson Who promises the most?: Cubano, L4W Who promises the least: some of those guys at 411 WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF, and ECW tho i never got it on tv here Best international match you've ever seen: cant say, i havent really seen very much. Past post count title: N/A Fav poster: L4W, Cubano, PORNFAQ!, Shockmaster Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Aria Giovanni Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Kiebler
Guest WarMachine Posted February 8, 2002 Report Posted February 8, 2002 First name: All you get is my middle name, being Dion. I hate my first. Last name: Romero Old Smarkboard name: N/A Age: 21 From: Colorado Music genre: Any thing except country, pop, and other select bands which are worthy of my hate. Fav drug: Marijuana is as far as I'll go. Fav alcholic drink: Beer. Whiskey. Rum. Bourbon. Hard Lemonade. Vodka. Fav movie: Can't nail it down to just one. So I'll say any Kevin Smith movie. And a good mob movie or "crime caper" type of film. I'll leave it at that. Fav wrestler: Benoit. Ken Shamrock. Austin. Vampiro. Sting. Bret. Rey Mysterio Jr. Eddy Guerrero. Savage. Juvi Guerrera. I typically like wrestlers out of the Cruiserweight mold though. I can even sit through three hours of the horrible AAA/CMLL block on Galavision. I see it as an acclomplishment. Fav series of mtches: Only series I can really remember watching is Benoit/BookerT. Brand of cigarettes: Tried em. Don't like. Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks. pwtorch. wrestlingobserver. IGN. wrestlecrap. Newsletter subscriber?: Nah. fav writer: Keith. Who promises the most?: Never pay attention. Who promises the least: See above. WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: All. I mark for all. Unless the promotion is terribly bad and wretched, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, I'll watch it. Best international match you've ever seen: Never seen too much to really know. Only seen clips and such. I really have to get some tapes. Past post count title: N/A Fav poster: Haven't been around long enough to know. Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Aria Giovanni. Tera Patrick. Briana Banks. I don't really care though. Whatever babe gets me through a quick jerk when I need it. Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Keibler. Trish. Steph. Chae. And I don't care what any of you say, I liked Daffney as well. She's my goth goddess. Jazz is at the absolute top in wrestling skill. Molly is the best all-around, in skill as well. Gotta love her ass. What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Never paid enough attention to form an opinion.
Guest CanadianChris Posted February 8, 2002 Report Posted February 8, 2002 First name: Chris Last name: pass... Old Smarkboard name: Benwahhh Age: 27 From: Ottawa, Ontario Music genre: Pretty much anything except country. Fav drug: codeine Fav alcholic drink: none Fav movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark Fav wrestler: Benoit, Jericho Fav series of mtches: Flair/Steamboat Brand of cigarettes: don't smoke Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks, slash Newsletter subscriber?: no fav writer: Keith, Szulczewski (disagree with most he says, but he's entertaining), Bower WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: 80s Stampede always rocked my world. Best international match you've ever seen: Kobashi/Kawada Past post count title: Metal Fav poster: Loss4Words Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Asia Carrera Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Keibler What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Any of the old Keith rants are really good. Any try to find old Sean Shannon ECW recaps, just to see why we hate him so.
Guest JerryDrake Posted February 8, 2002 Report Posted February 8, 2002 First name: Jerome Last name: Not telling Old Smarkboard name: JerryDrake316 Age: 14 From: Calgary, Alberta, Music genre: Rap/Hip-Hop/R&B Fav drug: Only do pot Fav alcholic drink: Bacarties Fav movie: Down To Earth, with Chris Rock. Fav wrestler: Booker & Angle Fav series of matches: Angle/Austin Brand of cigarettes: Dont smoke, but i do weed. Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks.com Newsletter subscriber?: Nope fav writer: Scotsman, Loss4Words, and Kieth is good. Who promises the most?: Who gives a fuck Who promises the least:I Dont give a shit WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF Best international match you've ever seen: Dont watch that shit Past post count title: Raw Fav poster: xkiller gona hit em up Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Carmen Electka Fav wrestling bitch: Torrie Wilson What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?:I dont give a fuck
Guest dreamer420 Posted February 9, 2002 Report Posted February 9, 2002 First name: Clint Last name: WHAT? Old Smarkboard name: dreamer420 Age: 20 (21 in 8 days) From: B.C. Canada Music genre: Rap, Alternatice Fav drug: Weed, Shrooms Fav alcholic drink: I don't drink. Fav movie: Ed Wood Fav wrestler: Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Ric Flair, RVD, Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, Steve Corino, Randy Savage Fav series of matches: Rob Van Dam/Jerry Lynn Brand of cigarettes: I don't smoke Fav site (wrestling or not): gwpwrestling.com Newsletter subscriber?: Waste Of Money fav writer: Cubano, L4W Who promises the most?: Don't Care Who promises the least: Don't Care WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: I like em all (except for XPW) Best international match you've ever seen: Dynamite Kid vs. Tiger Mask Past post count title: Heat Fav poster: dreamer420, JerryDrake Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Devon Fav wrestling bitch: Mighty Molly
Guest super sayan jericho Posted February 12, 2002 Report Posted February 12, 2002 keep it up... First name: Jason Last name: Thomas Old Smarkboard name: same as now Age: 17 From: New York, New York Music genre: Any kind sans country Fav drug: My best of Benoit tape Fav alcholic drink: Remy Red. Fav movie: The Chinese Connection Fav wrestler: Benoit... Black Tiger(2 and 3)... Saturn... Cima... Flair... Midnight Express....Bret Hart Fav series of mtches: Flair/Steamboat... Bulldogs/Harts... Savage/DDP... Flair/Savage, Benoit/Booker, Benoit/Sullivan Brand of cigarettes: don't smoke Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks, WrestlingFourms, Puroresu Power Newsletter subscriber?: nope fav writer: Keith, Scotsman, Bower, Who promises the most?: dunno Who promises the least: dunno WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: 1987 WWF... 1995-96 ECW... old NWA... 1997 WCW (the cruiserweight) Best international match you've ever seen: Benoit/Lyger/Samurai vs. Kanemoto/Ohtani/Takaiwa Past post count title: HWA Fav poster: Shockmaster and Anglesault Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Heather Hunter Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Kiebler What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Any of Scotsman's stuff or some of Justin's puro reviews Fav Tag Team: Midnight Express, NWA Road Warriors, Hart foundation, Benoit/Ohtani, Kanemoto/Ohtani Most important person in life: My mother Person you look up to outside of family: my girlfriend
Guest HBK16 Posted February 13, 2002 Report Posted February 13, 2002 First name: Mariano Old Smarkboard name: HBK16 Age: 19 From: Glendale, AZ Music genre: Rock Fav drug: weed Fav alcholic drink: Beer. Fav movie: Con-Air, anything with Jackie Chan Fav wrestler: Hayabusa (FMW), Dragon Kid (Toryumon), Shocker (CMLL) Fav series of matches: Owen and Bret Brand of cigarettes: It can kill you Fav site (wrestling or not): Stickdeath.com and Smarks of course Newsletter subscriber?: no fav writer: Kieth Who promises the most?: I don't know Who promises the least: See above answer WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF 1994, ECW throughout Best international match you've ever seen: Super J Cup 94 finals. Mainly anything with CMLL's Shocker Past post count title: Heat Fav poster: Anybody than doesn't give me shit Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Jenna Fav wrestling bitch: Steff
Guest Anorak Posted February 13, 2002 Report Posted February 13, 2002 First Name: Gareth Old Smarkboard Name: N/A Age: 20 From: Leicester, England Music Genre: Rock/Metal/Rap/New Country Fav drug: None Fav alcholic drink: Beer Fav movie: Star Wars Fav wrestler: Bret Hart/Chris Benoit Fav series of matches: Bret/Austin Brand of Cigarettes: Dont smoke Fav site: Smarks/Worldsoccer.com Newsletter Subscriber: No Fav writer: Jay Bower & Scott Keith Who promises the most?: Don't Know Who promises the least?: Don't Know WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF Best International Match yourv'e ever seen?: Misawa vs Kawada.Not sure which exact match of theirs it was date wise. Past post count title: N/A Fav poster: Anyone who doesn't act stupid for the hell of it. Fav porn babe: None Fav wrestling bitch: Trish Stratus
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 A fine thread to bump. Fav drug: mixing Sudafed & Benadryl Fav alcholic drink: Zima #59, huh. When will we hit #100,000? I propose a special folder called "Mission to 100,000" which will only be used for running up the thread count so that it doesn't take another year and a half to get 11,047 threads.
Jingus Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Ah yes, back when I'd only gotten drunk like twice in my life and I'd yet to touch anything resembling a drug. The cold medicine is a weird coincedence, that was just a joke at the time.
Nighthawk Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 I'm surprised by the number of people unwilling to give their last name. What did they think was going to happen? You aren't that important.
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Fav wrestling dog: Terri Runnels Haha, we had word filters once. I think Scooter said the server was owned by Christians or something. Okay, so here's an idea for the Mission folder. Instead of bumping old threads to celebrate ourselves, start new threads with links to the old ones, so that we can go "haha, we were young" or whatever, while getting us closer to 100,000 threads. I'm sure Kinetic is with me on this.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 First name: Gene Age: 35 Music genre: I don't let music companies pigeonhole my tastes. That was pretty funny.
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Fav poster: xkiller gona hit em up Mine too. Wasn't this the guy that masturbated to a picture of Keyshawn Johnson?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Fav wrestler: BENOIT, BABY! YEAH-UH!
Jingus Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 It's weird looking back on all the people I haven't heard from in years. There's like a 3-to-1 ratio of people who've vanished into the mists of time compared to us losers who hung around. Whatever happened to Tony149 and Jaw Bower, anyway?
King Kamala Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Hell, I came on here in July of '02 and was lurking for three or so months before and I don't even remember two-thirds of the guys in this thread whatsoever. Either that's a sign of my poor memory or an abundance of forgettable posters circa February '02.
Kinetic Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Okay, so here's an idea for the Mission folder. Instead of bumping old threads to celebrate ourselves, start new threads with links to the old ones, so that we can go "haha, we were young" or whatever, while getting us closer to 100,000 threads. I'm sure Kinetic is with me on this. I am. This would at least enable us to contain the board nostalgia in one folder. For my part, I don't really like reading things that I wrote before my spirit was crushed.
Retard Girl Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 i am your furtue forgettable poster!
Kinetic Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 I wouldn't say that. You're more of a current forgettable poster.
Retard Girl Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 owch. should i go find a razor now?
Kinetic Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 I'm sorry, I can't offer you any personal advice until you fill out a survey.
Slayer Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Okay, so here's an idea for the Mission folder. Instead of bumping old threads to celebrate ourselves, start new threads with links to the old ones, so that we can go "haha, we were young" or whatever, while getting us closer to 100,000 threads. I'm sure Kinetic is with me on this. I am. This would at least enable us to contain the board nostalgia in one folder. For my part, I don't really like reading things that I wrote before my spirit was crushed. Consider this part of your "Pursuit of Perfection"
Retard Girl Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 I'm sorry, I can't offer you any personal advice until you fill out a survey. i would, but everyone else's survey is dated from five freeking years ago. i can't compete with that. this survey is almost as old as my youngest
King Kamala Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 I was thinking about filling out this survey as a joke but I can't think of anybody on this board I want to be on a first name basis with.
geniusMoment Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 I took out a few of the wrestling things, as it was a little to wrestling heavy First name: Evan Last name: Morrison Old Smarkboard name: same Age: 22 From: Cincinnati, Oh Music genre: Early 90's rock Fav drug: None. Fav alcholic drink: Capt. Morgan's and Coke Fav movie: Taxi Driver Fav wrestler: Bret Hart, Cactus Jack Fav series of mtches: Bret/Austin Mania 13 Brand of cigarettes: I don't smoke. Fav site (wrestling or not): imdb.com Newsletter subscriber?: Nope. fav writer: JD Salinger Who sports team?: -- Cincinnati Reds, Chicago Cubs College or School attending: -- University of Cincinnati--graduating in May WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: I don't really watch wrestling that much anymore, so I guess I'll go with WWF prior to buying WCW Future ambition, goal: Make it through law school over the next three years, after that probably just waste the law degree Past post count title: I think clever rank, but I don't really check it Fav poster: Mike the Admin. Fav porn babe: -- Fav valet: Sunny or Trish What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: JN New's favorite restaurants thread
Nighthawk Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Ok, I'm going to answer it too. First name: Dave Last name: McLaughlin Old Smarkboard name: I've only been Milky and IDrinkRatsMilk (and briefly Tigger) Age: 25 From: Tampa Music genre: death metal and gangsta rap Fav drug: I'm so antidrug I make Nelson Mandella look like GG Allin Fav alcholic drink: Smirnoff and blue Gatorade Fav movie: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fav wrestler: Benoit (didn't much like him before he butchered his family, but now, yeah) Fav series of matches: Cage of Death Brand of cigarettes: Marlboro Fav site (wrestling or not): wikipedia Newsletter subscriber?: Fuck that. fav writer: HP Lovecraft? Who promises the most?: Myself. I'm always promising "I'll never do that again." Who promises the least: Jesus WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: BJPW, CZW, IWA-MS Best international match you've ever seen: Jun Kasai vs. Jaki Numasawa Past post count title: What the fuck are robster craws? Fav poster: Leena Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Anastasia Blue Fav wrestling bitch: Bitch? Isn't that a little derogatory? Why does porn get "babe" and wrestling gets "bitch"?
Gary Floyd Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Fav movie: Texas Chainsaw Massacre fav writer: HP Lovecraft? Nice...
Retard Girl Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 so if i fill this out now, it'll look like i'm a bandwagon-jumping sheep. wait, why am i worried about how i look on a message board?
Retard Girl Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 First name: Taiga Last name: Star. isn't that funny? Old Smarkboard name: wasn't there Age: 28 From: Haverhill, MA, US Music genre: metal, baby Fav drug: weeeeeed Fav alcholic drink: Jager! Fav movie: Natural Born Killers Fav wrestler: Chris Hero, Jimmy Jacobs, Sara Del Ray, Necro Butcher, Nate Webb, CM Punk, Eddie Kingston, Daizee Haze, Mike Quackenbush, Super Dragon, Pick a Briscoe, Delirious, Low Ki, Danny havoc, Jack Evans, Mschif, Claudio Castagnoli, Mickie Knuckles.... one? Fav series of matches: Hero/Kingston, Joe/Necro Brand of cigarettes: Newports Fav site (wrestling or not): rotten.com Newsletter subscriber?: nope fav writer: Poppy Z. Brite, and whoever writes the encyclopedia Who promises the most?: um.... Who promises the least: erm... WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: i'm an indy geek. Best international match you've ever seen: what's an international? Past post count title: lol Fav poster: hell if i know Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): they're all ugly and gross looking. even the guys are. *shudders* Fav wrestling bitch: Lufisto is a bitch, i love it. What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: they're all bad for newcomers. trust me.
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