Amalgamated Spoon

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Kotz and MrZigZags enjoy a night on the town

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Damn.

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[Art Sandusky 0]

I'll address every single one of these.

 

This happened because of the board's policy of "have big shit happen when Patrick is asleep/gone."

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I'm telling you, To Kotz is going to have to become a serial film, with no visible conclusion.

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There needs to be a folder dedicated to people posting questions and comments in my direction.

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I don't recall To Kotz Incorporated authorizing this thread.

 

Expect some legal documents via DHL tomorrow.

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"I don't mean to say you're predictable, but there are as of yet undiscovered tribes in the heart of the Peruvian jungle who knew you were going to say that."

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No. In fact, they make your ass even more non-existant, which is sad since men have pretty much no ass to begin with (except myself, mine is amazing). I suggest some glute-building exercises.

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Tsk.

 

Something with only one page is a piece of paper, not a book.

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Do not go gentle into that good night, Dave.

 

(plans a St. David holiday for the board, realizes how silly it all is)

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And I woke up at 3:15am after even MORE nightmares.

 

Ugh.

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I happen to have the finest arse of everybody I know. Some have suggested I make it a tourist attraction and have people come from all over the continent to come see it. Some may dislike the sheer amount of hair on it, but others will find that appealing anyway.

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What if the page has a front and back cover?

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Do you think your lack of wanking could be part of the reason as to why you have not been sleeping?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Whoa. Ha.

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The guy on the radio just said that a good way to get to sleep is to put your feet in a bath on salty hot/warm water for a bit. I have absolutely no idea whether it works (sposed to take the blood from your head or something).

 

S'worth a try. The worst that could happen is your feet will smell like the sea for a few days, you could pretend you're a pirate.

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Kotz is really an alien

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Quit it.

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Jealous?

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I'm not feeling this. I'll wait until Part IV when we learn whether or not he's gay...

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I must hunt down and ban the other immortal posters so that I may take their gheyening and become the most powerful poster at TSM

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I find lopping off their heads to be much easier...

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The wingman spots the pirateship coming at him and warns the Dark Lord.

 

Warrior/HHH at Wrestlemania XII. Looked good for me in one or two spots, but overall a massacre.

 

Is WWE still doing the "spot errors in our website and win stuff" promotion? That might explain blatantly getting the finisher for their World Heavyweight Champion wrong.

 

Jordan's spot is perfectly acceptable. When will we see someone win NBA Finals MVP six times ever again, much less in two groups of three?

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BAN PLZ, this thread be ghey and all that.

 

Unfortunately in your posts there were very few references to things floating in the sea. This makes me sad.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You're killing me with this shit.

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