Slayer Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Kotz and MrZigZags enjoy a night on the town
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 I'll address every single one of these. This happened because of the board's policy of "have big shit happen when Patrick is asleep/gone."
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 I'm telling you, To Kotz is going to have to become a serial film, with no visible conclusion.
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 There needs to be a folder dedicated to people posting questions and comments in my direction.
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 I don't recall To Kotz Incorporated authorizing this thread. Expect some legal documents via DHL tomorrow.
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 "I don't mean to say you're predictable, but there are as of yet undiscovered tribes in the heart of the Peruvian jungle who knew you were going to say that."
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 No. In fact, they make your ass even more non-existant, which is sad since men have pretty much no ass to begin with (except myself, mine is amazing). I suggest some glute-building exercises.
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Tsk. Something with only one page is a piece of paper, not a book.
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Do not go gentle into that good night, Dave. (plans a St. David holiday for the board, realizes how silly it all is)
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 And I woke up at 3:15am after even MORE nightmares. Ugh.
spiny norman Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 I happen to have the finest arse of everybody I know. Some have suggested I make it a tourist attraction and have people come from all over the continent to come see it. Some may dislike the sheer amount of hair on it, but others will find that appealing anyway.
spiny norman Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 What if the page has a front and back cover?
spiny norman Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Do you think your lack of wanking could be part of the reason as to why you have not been sleeping?
ulfistgut Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 The guy on the radio just said that a good way to get to sleep is to put your feet in a bath on salty hot/warm water for a bit. I have absolutely no idea whether it works (sposed to take the blood from your head or something). S'worth a try. The worst that could happen is your feet will smell like the sea for a few days, you could pretend you're a pirate.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 I'm not feeling this. I'll wait until Part IV when we learn whether or not he's gay...
Slayer Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 I must hunt down and ban the other immortal posters so that I may take their gheyening and become the most powerful poster at TSM
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 I find lopping off their heads to be much easier...
Guest spotzenjunge Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 The wingman spots the pirateship coming at him and warns the Dark Lord. Warrior/HHH at Wrestlemania XII. Looked good for me in one or two spots, but overall a massacre. Is WWE still doing the "spot errors in our website and win stuff" promotion? That might explain blatantly getting the finisher for their World Heavyweight Champion wrong. Jordan's spot is perfectly acceptable. When will we see someone win NBA Finals MVP six times ever again, much less in two groups of three?
Guest Flotsamjunge Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 BAN PLZ, this thread be ghey and all that. Unfortunately in your posts there were very few references to things floating in the sea. This makes me sad.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 You're killing me with this shit.
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