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Wrestling Haikus!

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

Wrestling diva

James Mithcell spanks that booty

All night long she cries

 

Next up: Sting

 

I'm going to start writing limericks for the people I post.

 

There once was a man named Sting

Whose praises all would sing

Until the Black Scorpion did a show

And he turned into the Crow

And his fame left like a bird on the wing

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Guest JHawk

Harvard graduate

Can kick Maven's ass 10 ways

And yet guess who jobs

 

Next: Steve Corino

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Guest Youth N Asia

Steve Corino

 

The King of Old School

Funny promos, got him title

Now indy for life

 

NEXT: Steve Williams

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

In the varsity

Doctor Death steamrolled jobbers

Rotunda still stews

 

Next up: Lex Luger

 

There once was a man named Lex Luger

Whose muscles could be no huger

He droves the Lex Express

Which was a bit of an excess

And now he tools around in an old Mercury Cougar

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Guest Youth N Asia

Cena

 

Straight from da Valley!

Word Life! Cena droppin bombs!

Give homeboy the belt!

 

NEXT UP: The Coach

 

For Luger I had:

 

Luger has no moves

on the mic? he's past hopeless

thank god for steroids

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

Coach is never cool

singing and dancing for Rock

D'lo is ashamed

 

Next up: Arn Anderson

 

There once was a man named AA

An Enforcer if you got in his way

The TV title was his

Until a dud in the biz

Jobbed him like a real Renegade

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The Birds and the bees

dont exceed the needs of one

nature boy ric flair

 

(this is what I wrote in english class, (along with one about gary coleman), but I got a c. I had to relate it to nature, so thats why I used birds and bees(plus, he referred to them in a couple of his wwf interviews in 1991).

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

interesting, but you didn't name a new person, since you talked about Flair, I'll do a limerick for him.

 

There once was a man named Ric Flair

Who had charm and charisma to spare

But HHH wanted his rub

To give him a chub

And Now the Horsemen are back on a dare.

 

Next up: Bobby Heenan

 

There once was a man called the Brain

Who would drive Gorilla insane

With jokes and lies

About the Rosatti's size

And how when Tatanka dance it would rain

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Guest areacode212

Bobby Heenan

 

Not even the Brain

Could have saved the Raw X Show

Jobbed to the Rooster.

 

Next up: "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff

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Guest Youth N Asia

"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff

 

Big time eightys heel

Always did the job to Hulk

Arms...not so big now

 

NEXT: Juvi

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Guest Youth N Asia

Steven Richards

 

From Raven's lacky

To censoring all the filth

Now follows a dame

 

NEXT: Jimmy Hart

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

The Mouth of the South

Shilling for the Honky one

Writing themes that suck

 

Next: Slick

 

There once was a man named Slick

Who would make his wrestlers do tricks

Like making a white guy seem

Like and African Dream

Now Jesus gives him his kicks

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Guest Youth N Asia

Brain Lawler

 

First was Too Sexxy

Then a Too Cool Grandmasta

Now wrestles for dimes

 

NEXT: Sid Vicious

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Guest JHawk

He always got over

But had a problem holding

Squeegees and scissors

 

NEXT: Nikita Koloff

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Guest Youth N Asia

Nikita Koloff

 

Russian tag team champ

When singing, could make you cry

Now collects my trash

 

NEXT: Perry Saturn

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Guest MillenniumMan831

Down with the 3-count

Then became the Hurricane

Won't work TLC

 

Next: The Berzerker

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He wanted to work the TLC match. They took him out of it to make Kane look stronger. Idiots.

 

HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!

HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!

He wins by count-out.

 

Next: TAKA Michinoku

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Guest Youth N Asia

TAKA

 

Kaientai was great

The first light heavyweight champ

Underpushed? Indeed!

 

NEXT: Dan Severn

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Guest areacode212

Dan "The Beast" Severn

Big, bushy mustache

Looks like Magnum on steroids

Often made me yawn

 

Next up: Victoria

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Guest MillenniumMan831

Current Women's champ

Hooked up with Steven Richards

Who jobbed to The Sarge

 

Next: Christopher Nowinski

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Guest areacode212

Chris Nowinski

Lost Tough Enough 1

With good reason 'cause he sucks

Go to grad school, Chris

 

Next up: Nidia

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