Guest Staravenger Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Does Kane EVER WEAR ANYTHING TO THE ARENA BESIDES HIS RING ATTIRE?! I swear, the guy's wardrobe is his tights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Allright. Matt turns on Lita at the PPV, throws the match and forces her to marry Kane. Matt Hardy gets the biggest face reaction of the night, and gets so popular that VInce is forced to end Orton's reign early and put the belt on Hardy at Survivor Series. No, no - the swerve is that Kane won't be the father either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Just for kicks and giggles, Kane should burn JR again. Someone tell JR his name is Matt Hardy. And it's Lita with her skirt and slut boots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Matt doesn't even get named. JR just introduces him as "Kane's opponent". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Why can't Lita get an abortion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Allright. Matt turns on Lita at the PPV, throws the match and forces her to marry Kane. Matt Hardy gets the biggest face reaction of the night, and gets so popular that VInce is forced to end Orton's reign early and put the belt on Hardy at Survivor Series. No, no - the swerve is that Kane won't be the father either. The father will be revealed as Lita...yeah, I'm stealing storylines from South Park, but it damn well would be funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Does Kane EVER WEAR ANYTHING TO THE ARENA BESIDES HIS RING ATTIRE?! I swear, the guy's wardrobe is his tights. To be fair, Benoit's the same way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Kane has taken some Enzyte it appears.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Kane should totally play it up in the promo... MY SPERM KILLED YOUR SPERM MATT! IT OVERPOWERED IT, AND DESTROYED IT... JUST LIKE I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU AT SUMMERSLAM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Kane has the Fire Marshall Bill look going right now...or he's really really high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted August 10, 2004 I bet the attorney's the father. "Physicality"? This is the most batshit retarded thing I've ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Does Kane EVER WEAR ANYTHING TO THE ARENA BESIDES HIS RING ATTIRE?! I swear, the guy's wardrobe is his tights. I think I saw him wear a warmup suit when they showed him enter the arena once on RAW in 1998 . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Does Kane EVER WEAR ANYTHING TO THE ARENA BESIDES HIS RING ATTIRE?! I swear, the guy's wardrobe is his tights. Well...during the Kane/Shane thing, Kane wore some regular clothing to a resturaunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Matt doesn't even get named. JR just introduces him as "Kane's opponent". I didn't even notice. This is just a lamer version of the "Love Her or Leave Her" match from SS 99 between Shane and Test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Why can't Lita get an abortion? Perhaps she's morally opposed to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Who the hell is this guy at the table. Seriously...Markout Moment...right before Kane signs the contract.... THE MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL THEME PLAYS AND LESNAR COMES OUT IN FULL GEAR. YES. $$$ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted August 10, 2004 The thing is, if Kane wins and Lita doesn't want to marry him, why couldn't she just leave him? Or does marriage = ownership in WWE land? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Matt doesn't even get named. JR just introduces him as "Kane's opponent". He got cut off by the music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Kane has the Fire Marshall Bill look going right now He truly does, that look reminds me so much of the character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted August 10, 2004 When the crowd's chanting for the match to NOT occur, maybe it's time to rethink your feuds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Do us a favor, Matt, don't go through with the match! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted August 10, 2004 He should've stabbed Lita in the stomach with the pen. And if I were Kane, I'd be lovin' this too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Kane: I'd offer you 1 Million Dollars to sleep with your girlfriend, but I've gotten a free sample and all I'm offering is 25 cents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Kane didn't exactly fit the 'sperm' part into it..but he inferred it lmao. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 IRS's briefcase! NOOOOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted August 10, 2004 What a cheap piece of shit table... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Who the hell's that guy at the end of the table and why does he look so much like Dr. Swanson from Office Space? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astro7x 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 I didn't know metal bounced like that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 10, 2004 First GREAT segment of this entire feud. Matt looked like fucking Batman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Matt and Kane will get married if theres a draw? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
