Guest Staravenger Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Does Kane EVER WEAR ANYTHING TO THE ARENA BESIDES HIS RING ATTIRE?! I swear, the guy's wardrobe is his tights.
Vyce Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Allright. Matt turns on Lita at the PPV, throws the match and forces her to marry Kane. Matt Hardy gets the biggest face reaction of the night, and gets so popular that VInce is forced to end Orton's reign early and put the belt on Hardy at Survivor Series. No, no - the swerve is that Kane won't be the father either.
iliketurtles Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Just for kicks and giggles, Kane should burn JR again. Someone tell JR his name is Matt Hardy. And it's Lita with her skirt and slut boots.
Guest Fook Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Matt doesn't even get named. JR just introduces him as "Kane's opponent".
Guest Staravenger Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Allright. Matt turns on Lita at the PPV, throws the match and forces her to marry Kane. Matt Hardy gets the biggest face reaction of the night, and gets so popular that VInce is forced to end Orton's reign early and put the belt on Hardy at Survivor Series. No, no - the swerve is that Kane won't be the father either. The father will be revealed as Lita...yeah, I'm stealing storylines from South Park, but it damn well would be funny.
Guest Fook Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Does Kane EVER WEAR ANYTHING TO THE ARENA BESIDES HIS RING ATTIRE?! I swear, the guy's wardrobe is his tights. To be fair, Benoit's the same way.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Kane has taken some Enzyte it appears..
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Kane should totally play it up in the promo... MY SPERM KILLED YOUR SPERM MATT! IT OVERPOWERED IT, AND DESTROYED IT... JUST LIKE I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU AT SUMMERSLAM!
Guest Staravenger Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Kane has the Fire Marshall Bill look going right now...or he's really really high.
Guest Quik Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 I bet the attorney's the father. "Physicality"? This is the most batshit retarded thing I've ever seen.
Slickster Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Does Kane EVER WEAR ANYTHING TO THE ARENA BESIDES HIS RING ATTIRE?! I swear, the guy's wardrobe is his tights. I think I saw him wear a warmup suit when they showed him enter the arena once on RAW in 1998 .
ChrisMWaters Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Does Kane EVER WEAR ANYTHING TO THE ARENA BESIDES HIS RING ATTIRE?! I swear, the guy's wardrobe is his tights. Well...during the Kane/Shane thing, Kane wore some regular clothing to a resturaunt.
Lil' Bitch Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Matt doesn't even get named. JR just introduces him as "Kane's opponent". I didn't even notice. This is just a lamer version of the "Love Her or Leave Her" match from SS 99 between Shane and Test.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Why can't Lita get an abortion? Perhaps she's morally opposed to it.
iliketurtles Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Who the hell is this guy at the table. Seriously...Markout Moment...right before Kane signs the contract.... THE MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL THEME PLAYS AND LESNAR COMES OUT IN FULL GEAR. YES. $$$
Guest Fook Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 The thing is, if Kane wins and Lita doesn't want to marry him, why couldn't she just leave him? Or does marriage = ownership in WWE land?
Slickster Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Matt doesn't even get named. JR just introduces him as "Kane's opponent". He got cut off by the music.
Exslade ZX Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Kane has the Fire Marshall Bill look going right now He truly does, that look reminds me so much of the character.
Guest Fook Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 When the crowd's chanting for the match to NOT occur, maybe it's time to rethink your feuds.
Lil' Bitch Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Do us a favor, Matt, don't go through with the match!
Guest Quik Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 He should've stabbed Lita in the stomach with the pen. And if I were Kane, I'd be lovin' this too.
Guest Staravenger Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Kane: I'd offer you 1 Million Dollars to sleep with your girlfriend, but I've gotten a free sample and all I'm offering is 25 cents.
Exslade ZX Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Kane didn't exactly fit the 'sperm' part into it..but he inferred it lmao.
Guest Staravenger Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 What a cheap piece of shit table...
The Mandarin Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Who the hell's that guy at the end of the table and why does he look so much like Dr. Swanson from Office Space?
Astro7x Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 I didn't know metal bounced like that...
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 First GREAT segment of this entire feud. Matt looked like fucking Batman.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Matt and Kane will get married if theres a draw?
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