I want to purchase The Smart Marks.

[Nevermortal 0]

How much.

[Art Sandusky 0]

My asking price is $10,000 in advance, and another $15,000 dependent on if the board is good enough to hang around or not.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

There's only one person you need to ask:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

=)

 

 

Man, I haven't done that in a while. It felt good.

[Slayer 0]

 

One MILLION dollars~!

[Nevermortal 0]

I'm offering 50$ and a giraffe.

[Guest SP-1]

You liar.

 

 

You don't have $50.

[Red Baron 0]

Do they take Canadian money?

[Ted the Poster 0]

Nobody takes Canadian money, silly!

[Red Baron 0]

How about Canadian Beer and Celine Dion

[Guest Fook]

Hell, you guys can take Quebec too.

 

 

 

 

 

Please?

[Red Baron 0]

They can also take Simple Plan as well.

 

And Stephen Harper. He'll be good buddies with George Bush

[Guest Fook]

OK, we'll keep the festival.

 

And poutine.

 

The rest of Quebec though...

[DerangedHermit 0]

Does the US also have to take Avril Lavigne...........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

because I'll bribe him:

[Art Sandusky 0]

I want Avril in this country, no idea what everyone else's problem is.

[Guest Avril_Lavigne]

I want Avril in this country, no idea what everyone else's problem is.

That's very sweet of you Kotz.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Gaytime

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Nevermortal will purchase TSM, and I shall purchase it from him. With what, you ask?

 

My collection of CDs (as well as some stolen from Agent's closet, including his autographed copy of St. Anger that he hides from everybody).

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Laz is too afraid of my record collection to bother stealing any of it to barter with.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Laz is afraid of mine as well, but for different reasons.

 

I also want to know who the Avril Lavigne gimmick's handler is, as I believe we'd get along famously.

[Nevermortal 0]

Nevermortal will purchase TSM, and I shall purchase it from him. With what, you ask?

 

My collection of CDs (as well as some stolen from Agent's closet, including his autographed copy of St. Anger that he hides from everybody).

Sounds ok to me

[k thx 0]

My collection of CDs (as well as some stolen from Agent's closet, including his autographed copy of St. Anger that he hides from everybody).

If I had a copy of St Anger, I'd hide it too.

[Red Baron 0]

They can not have Quebec. They can Alberta instead.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

They wouldn't want Alberta

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

They wouldn't want Quebec, either. Fucking Frenchies.

[BHK 0]

Can we have Ontario so I don't have to go out of the country to see my girlfriend?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Get a girlfriend in this country to save on gas and cavity searches.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

They wouldn't want Alberta

 

Bullshit, they wouldn't.

 

"Alberta? What the shit is that?"

"A province with lots of oil."

"INVADE~!"

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

No see I already had us pegged for Annexation by America within the next 20 years. It really is just a given.

[Guest syncer55]

LOL. Funny stuff

[Guest Dids]

Stop it. You're like a shitty version of Drury without the "thanks".