Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Guest subliminal_animal
Posted
You're the reason I post, subliminal animal.

That is very sweet of you say, dear pal, but it does not sweep under the carpet the issue of your replacement. Whatever this joke is, it may be on its last legs unless it is somehow given new legs. All of these many reasons tie in to how you must to pick yourself a replacement.

 

 

But I'm killing myself when Hurricane Charley hits, anyway. 

I guess he will be a permanent replacement. ^_^

 

 

EDIT: Since you guys were nice enough to not post in the thread as per my commands, I'm going to open the floor to nominations. You posters can nominate a fellow poster as Incandenza's replacement, and then Incandenza will pick from your nominations. Or not from them, if your nominations somehow fall below par.

Guest Fire and Knives
Posted

I nominate subliminal_animal to construct several elaborate personalities for himself and to converse with them here for our amusement.

 

K.

Posted
Hey Nevermortal, no one really wants you here so you can feel free to step out anytime now.

Alright

Actually, just to spite you I'm going to leave this window open when I go to buy some sarsparilla.

You do that.

I didn't actually live up to this promise, so I failed in my spite. You win this round.

Posted

I suggest you buy from the guy on the bus with me today, the guy who was making deals out in the open and flashing what was probably over 1K (based on how much he gave the guy who gave him a 20) worth of weed around.

Guest T®ITEC
Posted
Kill yourself by overdosing on Children's Tylenol.

You just want him to do that so you can have sex with him..

And do you have a problem with that?

 

...I just want to know how much Children's Tylenol it would take for a man to die.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

Inc, I heard the guy leaked your name to the fuzz in exchange for a lighter sentance.

 

Better run to the hills, mang.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

I say Bud.

 

Incandenza still calls it "grass."

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...