Post pictures of Trish, get a retard banned!

[Guest Leon]

In celebration of Trish's orgasmic lingerie on RAW, I've decided to ask each and every one of you to post a picture of Trish Stratus. If we get 100 pictures, I'll ask Chris Hyatte, personal confidant of Trish Stratus, and co-founder of insidepulse.com, to send this thread commemorating her best poses and outfits. Have at it, fellas. Oh, and the following is Leon's post, which inspired the idea for this wonderful thread.

 

Thank You,

 

NikJohns.

 

Here's Leon's amazing original post:

She mentioned on RAW that she is against sex before marriage, and oddly enough, I don't think she was lying. Trish strikes me as a conservative, articulate girl who actually has morals and values which are rarely seen in today's society. Not to mention, she was going to medical school before joining WWE in 2000.

 

I truly believe Trish is a virgin; hence, why she's not known for having too many boyfriends in real-life -- think about it, the guys want her for sex, and she's not giving in -- nor having her personal life being written about in the dirt sheets.

 

Additionally, Molly is still a virgin, as well. I know this for sure.

 

And from what I've been able to infer over the years, Steph likes it up the BUTT, and as she's said numerous times through the grapevine, it's that damn good. I could totally see HHH spraying Steph's back with Evian water just as he's about to finish Steph off with his sledehammer.

 

But really...is Trish still a virgin?

Edited August 24, 2004 by Leon

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

I doubt very many people here actually knows. Not everyone is friends with Trish.

[Guest Staravenger]

Who gives a shit?

[Guest]

Honestly, why do we care if she is a virgin?

[Guest Leon]

It's just something to fantasize about after seeing her in THAT outfit on RAW. If she is, then that would make her the most beautiful girl to remain a virgin into her 20's, besides Jessica Simpson.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

Who gives a shit?

Maybe Leon is polishing up his best suit in hopes of breaking Trish's virginity if she actually is.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

It's just something to fantasize about after seeing her in THAT outfit on RAW. If she is, then that would make her the most beautiful girl to remain a virgin into her 20's, besides Jessica Simpson.

I am pretty sure Jessica and Nick has gotten it on.

[Lil' Bitch]

Just for the record before the comments start coming in, I'm not associated with the thread poster in any way, shape, or form.

[Guest Leon]

"I am pretty sure Jessica and Nick has gotten it on."

 

You mean Jessica lied? Sinner. I'm not so sure, although I'm sure she's had her groin tickled before, because it's the only part on her body that's ticklish. She said so herself.

 

Deon, just because you're the bastard child of the family doesn't mean you should put your flesh and blood down; not to mention, you were born five minutes after me, which makes you #2, and me, number #1 in mom and pop's eyes. Oh, and remember: mom set your hernia appointment on Thursday at 3 PM. I'll drop you off at the bus stop in time, if I can, just as long as Jenny doesn't booty call me.

[Guest Anglesault]

I think she has said she is in interviews before.

[Guest Staravenger]

I think she has said she is in interviews before.

In that case...(packs bags and heads to wherever RAW is tomorrow). Just kidding, but she could be lying. It's not hard to do.

[UZI Suicide]

And from what I've been able to infer over the years, Steph likes it up the BUTT, and as she's said numerous times through the grapevine, it's that damn good. I could totally see HHH spraying Steph's back with Evian water just as he's about to finish Steph off with his sledehammer

 

That's one of the more disturbing quotes I've read here in quite some time.

[Guest]

This needs closed.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

And from what I've been able to infer over the years, Steph likes it up the BUTT, and as she's said numerous times through the grapevine, it's that damn good. I could totally see HHH spraying Steph's back with Evian water just as he's about to finish Steph off with his sledehammer

 

That's one of the more disturbing quotes I've read here in quite some time.

And it shows what kind of fantasies Leon harbors in regards to Stephanie and Trips.

[Guest Dazed]

Please don't make bad threads any more.

 

Whoever posts the hottest picture of Trish (keep them work safe though) wins.

[alfdogg]

It's just something to fantasize about after seeing her in THAT outfit on RAW.

And I'm sure no one's EVER fantasized about her before that.

[Styles]

I'm going to be the first to bust through Trish's hymen...

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

I'm begging somebody to pin this.

[Guest]

Someone is 12 and wants to see if they can get a hard on.

[Guest Staravenger]

(removes pictures because of whackers alert)

[Guest Leon]

This is totally a CLASSIC thread. Speaking of classic, I wish Chavo Classic can come back to WWE -- this time on RAW -- so we can eventually see the Trish-Chavo Classic wedding complete with lowriders, Konnan's WWE debut, Rey Mysterio's horns, and the return of Mr. Wilson from the dead complete with matching white underwear (to complement Trish's underwear) and his very obvious 10 inch erection. Bring out the pinatas and have all the guests get drunk on YJstinger -- feel the STING~!, Orale!

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

This is totally a CLASSIC thread. Speaking of classic, I wish Chavo Classic can come back to WWE -- this time on RAW -- so we can eventually see the Trish-Chavo Classic wedding complete with lowriders, Konnan's WWE debut, Rey Mysterio's horns, and the return of Mr. Wilson from the dead complete with matching white underwear (to complement Trish's underwear) and his very obvious 10 inch erection. Bring out the pinatas and have all the guests get drunk on YJstinger -- feel the STING~!, Orale!

Now that's just trolling.

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

Well now you're just trying way too hard.

 

[Guest Dazed]

Leon, shut up, for God's sake.

 

[Guest Leon]

Would you like this proposed wedding between Trish and Chavo Classic more if internet Smark darling, La Parka, was the minister ?

[alfdogg]

Only if he violates you with his unlubricated chair afterwards.

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

I would like to formally propose that from here on out, the WWE, whenever a segment is bombing horribly, send Trish Stratus out to the ring wearing the outfit she was wearing tonight, whereupon she proceeds to wrestle around on the ground with whomever she finds in the ring, such as she did tonight. She could, if she wishes, wear less than she wore tonight, if that's possible on basic cable.

 

I figure that should cover about an hour and a half of each RAW and make me seethe much less.

[CanadianChick]

Please don't make bad threads any more. 

 

Whoever posts the hottest picture of Trish (keep them work safe though) wins.

[Guest Leon]

I don't think La Parka would be able to do that to me, because, unfortunately, I don't see myself being invited to such a grandiose wedding. I, however, wouldn't mind having La Parka, Internet and Mexican wrestling God, violate me with his chair, for that would mean I would become a part of wrestling history and probably the number ONE rated RAW since the glory days, because as we all know, weddings=ratings.

 

Once this experience is over, I'd be willing to place a bid -- for LaParka's ring-worn chair on Ebay -- of at least $23,000, especially if La Parka uses his white, steel chair, which will undoubtedly make it the first EVER colored chair to be used in the WWE, according to my knowledge, in a main-event segment.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]