Guest Loss Report post Posted August 24, 2004 However, the original point of this thread stands, which is that anyone who doesn't worship the ground I walk on deserves to burn in Hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted August 24, 2004 However, the original point of this thread stands, which is that anyone who doesn't worship the ground I walk on deserves to burn in Hell. Actually I thought we'd be able to expand on the ancestory of the members of the moderatory...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted August 24, 2004 I'm the love child of Sass and Blueboy magazine. Is that what you meant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted August 24, 2004 I'm the love child of Sass and Blueboy magazine. Is that what you meant? That was far less mythical and mysterious as I thought. I am now disappointed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 I dunno about the rest, and I dunno if I qualify because I'm just a semi-mod, but I'd kick Malibu's ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 I dunno about the rest, and I dunno if I qualify because I'm just a semi-mod, but I'd kick Malibu's ass. ...and exactly what makes you sure of this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 I dunno about the hypothetical battles DK is talking about, but the battle I'm reading right now is pretty damn lame ...besides, Sandro would own all of you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Hey...a mod's battle royale. Where's Tom? Washin his panties at home. BIATCH~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Well, if this were a brawl or something, it'd come down to Me vs. Sass, and that'd be an explosion of blood. Would it be like that movie where that dude's head explodes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 I'm the love child of Sass and Blueboy magazine. Is that what you meant? Wouldn't that be incest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Well, if this were a brawl or something, it'd come down to Me vs. Sass, and that'd be an explosion of blood. Would it be like that movie where that dude's head explodes? Scanners? Pssh, if we're relating mod battles to cult horror movies, I've got this one in the bag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Well, if this were a brawl or something, it'd come down to Me vs. Sass, and that'd be an explosion of blood. Would it be like that movie where that dude's head explodes? Scanners? Pssh, if we're relating mod battles to cult horror movies, I've got this one in the bag. YES! That's the flick. Good stuff with the guy's head exploding like a pumkin filled with a firework. I can probably hold my own with a horror buff such as yourself since I grew up on the crappy censored movies USA use to play at nights. Friday the 13th marathons were of teh ownage back in the day. Hellraiser got so lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Ah USA back in the day. Where you could always count on a cheesy horror flick or B-level 80's comedy to be playing at 2am. Speaking of that dearly departed era, I managed to score Chopping Mall (a mainstay on USA late night) on DVD for $10 at Best Buy this week. And Maniac Cop on DVD for $5.99. I've seen most of the Scanners. I think the only one I didn't see was when they turned it into an action series with "Scanner Cop". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Is Chopping Mall the movie where the kids stay the night in a mall but there is some crazy robot(s) after them? I don't think I've seen Maniac Cop unless the ending has the guy laughing while playing with his gun and putting it near his head and blowing his brains out (accidentally?). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 You hit Chopping Mall right on the nose, Sass. I know myself and Evenflow have long awaited the DVD release of that movie. That's not Maniac Cop, but if I'm not mistaken, you've described one of the Psycho Cop movies, one of which was about a lunatic cop shooting out bad quips and puns while stalking Z-grade soft porn actresses in a skyscraper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 You hit Chopping Mall right on the nose, Sass. I know myself and Evenflow have long awaited the DVD release of that movie. I'm *so* renting that this weekend. Awesome. That's not Maniac Cop, but if I'm not mistaken, you've described one of the Psycho Cop movies, one of which was about a lunatic cop shooting out bad quips and puns while stalking Z-grade soft porn actresses in a skyscraper. Bingo. The ending was funny to me. I wasn't sure what the movie was going for at the end with the guy waving his gun around and laughing but when the gun went off and blew his brains out I couldn't help myself. It was just such a kooky ending to me after the tone of the movie had been sadistically dark for most of the flick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 If this has turned into a battle of bad horror movies, then I'm just going to have to tap out right now. Besides, in a mod war, I'd just forge an alliance with Sass and let him do all the heavy lifting while I stand in the background making witty observations and puns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 I've never seen the orginal Pyscho Cop, just the second one (the one I described). Apparently the first one ranks up there as one of the lamer horror outings of the 80's, which means I need to find it ASAP, heh. Never saw any of the Maniac Cops? They were staples of late night cable for the longest time. Bruce Campbell was in the first one, and briefly in the second. The third one had Robert Davi in the lead role. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Hey...a mod's battle royale. Where's Tom? Tossing your dumb neanderthal ass over the top rope, MUTHAFUCKA~! Everyone stop bickering over who would win and bow down before me. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Beat it, gramps. We're talking 80's horror cheese here, not silent films. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Biatch, I was watching horror movies when your daddy was dry-humping his pillows. Recognize. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Find a new thread, asswipe. You're not welcome here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 UN-ION UN-ION UN-ION Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Maniac Cop owns. I liked the second one a lot too, especially the part where Maniac Cop goes apeshit in the police station and guns down everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted August 24, 2004 I don't recall asking you your opinion. Why don't you go sit in the corner and pretend like you mean something to me? It might make you feel better about your worthless life. (Wow, this being mean thing is kinda exhausting.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Can I carry a 4x4 around and shatter it over someone's head? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 I don't recall asking you your opinion. Why don't you go sit in the corner and pretend like you mean something to me? It might make you feel better about your worthless life. (Wow, this being mean thing is kinda exhausting.) You make a great dick. Keep it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 Maniac Cop owns. I liked the second one a lot too, especially the part where Maniac Cop goes apeshit in the police station and guns down everyone. That was an awesome scene. Like when he tossed the guy through about ten walls and windows. It got kinda odd seeing him go tweener in 2 and 3 though. Plus, 3 ended with him awakening, so I'm waiting for my fourth one, dammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2004 I don't recall asking you your opinion. Why don't you go sit in the corner and pretend like you mean something to me? It might make you feel better about your worthless life. (Wow, this being mean thing is kinda exhausting.) You make a great dick. Keep it up. I love how Sass said that all nonchalantly, just like how he'd tell someone they make a great Chicken Parm or something. Ah, the joys of twisting words on the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2004 Oh man, I have a joke all ready in the chamber, but I just can't pull the trigger. I am such a wuss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
