John Kerry guest on Daily Show tonight.

[BX 0]

That's a great haircut.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

For the amount of scratch it cost, it better be.

 

And I can't tell if the BO-TOX *insert dramatic music* was re-applied...

[bob_barron 0]

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

What the hell is that?...

[Guest CronoT]

What the hell is that?...

It was the autograph he mentioned getting from John Kerry. Duh....

[bob_barron 0]

What the hell is that?...

I call it my Declaration of Independence- it's a piece of paper signed by Kerry, Clinton and McCain

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

What the hell is that?...

It was the autograph he mentioned getting from John Kerry. Duh....

So he got three autographs from a VIETNAM WAR HERO, a draft-dodger and a POW. Big fucking deal...

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

You better capitalize it, biyatch.

[Guest MikeSC]

So he got three autographs from a VIETNAM WAR HERO, a draft-dodger and a POW. Big fucking deal...

Man, how many dirty jokes start off with those three entering a bar together?

-=Mike

[2GOLD 0]

For the amount of scratch it cost, it better be.

 

And I can't tell if the BO-TOX *insert dramatic music* was re-applied...

 

If must have been, his forehead didn't seem to want to move. Between that and a head of hair that could be used to stop a missile, Kerry looked more like a robotic construction that a candiate.

 

Seemed like a smart man though and he had some solid things to say which made it quite clear why he is the democratic nomination. Just looked like he was made in a lab.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I got sucked into his "smart man" personna a few years ago. Then I realized he was just flip-flopping...

[Guest MikeSC]

I got sucked into his "smart man" personna a few years ago. Then I realized he was just flip-flopping...

He was smart before he was dumb.

-=Mike

[CBright7831 0]

Who was the other person Kerry said bush beat in a debate?

[Guest CronoT]

So he got three autographs from a VIETNAM WAR HERO, a draft-dodger and a POW. Big fucking deal...

Man, how many dirty jokes start off with those three entering a bar together?

-=Mike

Only you would know, Mike.

[Vampiro69 0]

Anyone else in here think that John Kerry looks like a Donesberry charachter that has come to life?

[Lando Griffin 0]

Who was the other person Kerry said bush beat in a debate?

I believe it was Ann Richards.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Yeah, Ann was the Texas guv that got beat by Bush, Jr.

 

Ann was also the same woman who at the 88 (or was it 92?) Democrat Convention said "Poor George Bush (Sr.). It's not his fault he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth..."