Austin and Page: A Reality Show???

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from blabbermouth.net (and taken from Gene Simmons's web page)

 

  A few days ago, Barry Levine and World Wrestling Federation's STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN came over to pitch me a new reality television show...that would feature Stone Cold and his roommate DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE....More news to follow.

  Levine, it should be noted, is the famed KISS fotog, who first started with the band in the seventies, went on to do the 96 Reunion fotos...co-produced DETROIT ROCK CITY at New Line Cinema...works at Dark Horse on their comics and movie properties...and is developing a few television and movie projects with me.

  ADAM RIFKIN (dir/Detroit Rock City) and CHRIS KOBIN came by to talk to me about a television project. More news to follow.

  Yesterday, spent the day meeting with our NG-TV (No Good Television) Investors...doing BRITISH TELEVISION and radio interviews and saying hello to TOMMY THAYER , who dropped by with a friend to pick up his copy of SPEAKING IN TONGUES dvd.

  And then, went to see HERO (with Jet Lee)...filmed in China with English sub-titles. If you're tired of American styled movie making, check this masterpiece out. The script has a different pace than we're used to, but the art direction, cinematography, special effects and direction has to be seen to be believe.

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What the hell?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Interesting least to say.

[algrim 0]

I imagine it to be a show similar to the Osbornes, at least in depth.

[Guest Staravenger]

Whats "World Wrestling Federation"? This has suck written all over it with a side of suck salad. Just put Austin in a room with his girlfriend and get them on another reality show: Cops.

[razazteca 0]

It would be better than Hulk Hogan: Stage Dad on VH1!

[Guest Staravenger]

It would be better than Hulk Hogan: Stage Dad on VH1!

I can just imagine...

 

"If you loved Mr. Nanny, you'll love the newest reality show on VH1...."

 

(2 weeks later)

 

"VH1 network is canceled due to poor ratings, coincidentally starting to crash when a new show featuring Hulk Hogan began airing"

[BUTT 0]

It would be better than Hulk Hogan:  Stage Dad on VH1!

I can just imagine...

 

"If you loved Mr. Nanny, you'll love the newest reality show on VH1...."

 

(2 weeks later)

 

"VH1 network is canceled due to poor ratings, coincidentally starting to crash when a new show featuring Hulk Hogan began airing"

No, that was a real show.

[buffybeast 0]

I bet a reality show starring DDP and Austin would be entertaining to say the least. I'd definitely watch.

[Guest Staravenger]

No, that was a real show.

.... May God have mercy on our souls.

[Steviekick 0]

The whole thing just sounds bizarre. I'm wondering because they are said to be roommates, but are DDP and Kimberly divorced?

[Guest theanswer1824]

if they can make a show like dog: bounty hunter (who looks like ddp circa 95-97), i'm pretty sure they can make an entertaining show out of this.

 

shit, when steve wasn't wrestling due to injuries or whatever, he carried all the backstage stuff when he was around (remember him and kurt's backstage stuff? classic). I'd really be interested. Just to see how these guys go about their business would be cool.

[1234-5678 0]

I bet a reality show starring DDP and Austin would be entertaining to say the least. I'd definitely watch.

Only if someone filled Page's bed with cookies.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

The whole thing just sounds bizarre. I'm wondering because they are said to be roommates, but are DDP and Kimberly divorced?

 

Last I heard they split.

[Steviekick 0]

That sucks that DDP and Kim split. I wonder who his new benefactor will be...

[razazteca 0]

That sucks that DDP and Kim split. I wonder who his new benefactor will be...

Mark Cuban, Richard Branson, Donald Trump?

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I'd laugh if DDP randomly hit the Cutter on Austin when Steve was talking about Page's smoking.

 

Austin: "You make me sick, WHAT?! You are completely pathetic, WHAT?! Put that cigarette out, you son of a bitch, WHA...!!"

**Page hits the Cutter, jumps up, and does the Self High-Five."

Page: "BANG!"

[DerangedHermit 0]

I bet a reality show starring DDP and Austin would be entertaining to say the least.  I'd definitely watch.

Only if someone filled Page's bed with cookies.

But he would only be in Saran Wrap. And naked DDP is not a good DDP.

[Guest Paul H.]

Damn,what happened to Page's bicth?Cot-damn she was a fine peice a ass',yo!

 

Rooming with Austin:TURBO-GAY!

[Steviekick 0]

You would like to think that these guys still had their money from their peak.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Damn,what happened to Page's bicth?Cot-damn she was a fine peice a ass',yo!

 

Rooming with Austin:TURBO-GAY!

All they need is Regal and Foley.

[Steviekick 0]

Maybe they could make it a Perfect Strangers-esque sitcom...

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

As long as my scene happens, it's all good.

 

 

 

 

...**Diamond Cutters Steviekick**...

 

BANG!

[The Czech Republic 0]

Maybe they could make it a Perfect Strangers-esque sitcom...

Babaschtiki!