Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2004 In keeping with company tradition, the new champion gets the standard "One and Only" thread dedicated to them. Since Adam asked that I do it, here it is. ::Kicks things off by giving the new champ the most horrific move possible...:: WEDGIE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2004 What would a one and only thread be without a BELTSHOT~! to the former champion, because he and I have a blood feud! nah nah nah, I have a belt and Zack doesn't ::awaits retribution:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2004 Oh yeah? Well, even as the bastard heel that I am, I get more cheers than you EVER did! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2004 *sips a Fresca in the corner* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2004 ::steals Fresca. Realizes it's Hoff's, and hands it back.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2004 Looks at Zack. Dood. An EFFECTIVE heel gets booed no matter what ZacHHH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2004 Looks at Zack. Dood. An EFFECTIVE heel gets booed no matter what ZacHHH. Bitch, if you don't think I'm an effective heel, you need to re-read the last few months of work. You can't even get X-Pac heat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2004 X-Pac heat is about all I get, what are you talking about? Actually, its more like Big Show heat...but whatever. B*tch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2004 *Axel Slam on Steven Joseph* Jos-eph Sucks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2004 No-Sell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2004 You can't no-sell reality, my friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2004 If you mean by clarifying the reality to Joseph *only* sucks *on pretty women* then I can't deny it. Oh, I beltshot you too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 Psh. Beltshot on EVERYBODY. And I'm stealing Hoff's drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 OMGWTF? *spraypaints "Thrillogy 4 Life* on one side of the champ's car, "Welcome 2 da Future" on the other* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 ::Sells the beltshot from CC, since she does in fact possess a belt:: owwww... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 ::Walks into thread. Steps on Popick.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 ::Smashes Fresco over Zack's head:: It wasn't that good anyways. Hoff contaminated it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 First, it's Fresca, not Fresco. Fool. Second, that's mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 First, it's Fresca, not Fresco. Fool. Second, that's mean. Does this mean you don't want in on the Canada trip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 First, it's Fresca, not Fresco. Fool. Second, that's mean. Does this mean you don't want in on the Canada trip? Subtlety is not your strong point, Mr. Malibu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 First, it's Fresca, not Fresco. Fool. Second, that's mean. Does this mean you don't want in on the Canada trip? Subtlety is not your strong point, Mr. Malibu. It's not. Still love me though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 (edited) NEVER MIND! FROM NOW anything I have to say will be placed in this post. I'll update it with my thoughts on the current climate. I have hijacked this thread and it now belongs to me. Thank you. CC: Oh really? PATTY: WHAT IN THE HELL??! Sooooo not cool! Wanders into thread, sees no one around. Pops in From Justin To Kelly and unwinds Everything about that movie was god awful. You know what's a good movie? How to lose a guy in ten days. Equally as good is 50 First Dates. Good thing it's only $5.50 at Wal-Mart. You couldn't pay me enough money to watch that movie! Hmph! And not EVERYTHING about From Justin To Kelly could have been bad, since you enjoyed hearing "The Luv (The Bounce)" when I sent it to you. No denying that song is hot! That was audio rape. You hounded me for months over PM and AIM about that song until you were finally able to force it on me through AIM. I think there's weed in these brownies and magic in the air. More vodka, that might help Eski, try putting vodka in your oatmeal for a zesty morning treat. Eat it before the sun comes up and you won't feel like an alcoholic. CW:You can also mix it in with your coffee at lunch time, or your Cherry Coke at dinner. Excellent and sophisticated advice from the C-Man. 9/5/04 I *heart* Kelly Clarkson Zack you cocksucker! I ain't THQ but I'm about to show No Mercy on your ass! Changing my sig... I'm worried about not being able to erase porn from my computer before I die. Whoever finds me dead or goes through my shit will see it and be totally grossed out; "Oh crap! I just found Grandpa's copy of Creampie Gangbang 18." Edited September 6, 2004 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 (edited) ::Beltshot to CRYSTAL FROM CALVIN WITH HIS SWF TAG TITLE OMGWTF!!!:: No editing? That's what you think, doll. CC: DAMMIT! Edited September 4, 2004 by CanadianChick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 Ooh you TOTALLY avoided my question, girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 Christophe: Maybe. There's a PM coming your way at some point here... *sips tangerine Diet Rite* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 I have so little idea what you're all talking about. More vodka, that might help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2004 ::Wanders into thread, sees no one around. Pops in From Justin To Kelly and unwinds.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2004 ::Pops out DVD, and smashes it to itty bitty pieces:: ::Pops in a soon-to-be-released AngleSlam DVD:: ::Skips to main event:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2004 Oh no you DIDN'T just break that movie! Good thing it's only $5.50 at Wal-Mart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 NEVER MIND! FROM NOW anything I have to say will be placed in this post. I'll update it with my thoughts on the current climate. I have hijacked this thread and it now belongs to me. Thank you. CC: Oh really? PATTY: WHAT IN THE HELL??! Sooooo not cool! Wanders into thread, sees no one around. Pops in From Justin To Kelly and unwinds Everything about that movie was god awful. You know what's a good movie? How to lose a guy in ten days. Equally as good is 50 First Dates. Good thing it's only $5.50 at Wal-Mart. You couldn't pay me enough money to watch that movie! Hmph! Hey! You replied without replying! That's...that's...well I'm not sure what that is, but it's not right. And not EVERYTHING about From Justin To Kelly could have been bad, since you enjoyed hearing "The Luv (The Bounce)" when I sent it to you. No denying that song is hot! Oh, and uh...::beltshot:: ::remembers he no longer has a belt:: DAMMIT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
