I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!

[Guest Cover of Darkness]

Hope you don't mind, teke, but I decided to cut short my stay in the Whiny Bitches folder. It just clashed with my style.

 

Sure you understand.

[IllustriousOne 0]

Too bad you couldn't cut your "I'm banned" stay short.

[teke184 0]

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Zsasz.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I make sex to Teke and Ill, yes?

[Mole 0]

That's Bondboy?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

So is Avril Lavigne

[Guest Avril_Lavigne]

Eh?

[Guest Anticrombie]

Que?

[Mole 0]

So Bondboy likes Avril too?

 

Wow.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Que?

¿Si?

[Guest Anticrombie]

How's the weather down there?

[Red Baron 0]

I was expecting something from Iron Maiden...

 

 

you let me down.

[Mole 0]

Ohh okay, I didn't know what the whiny bitches folder was until a few minutes ago.

 

That is what happens when you stopped posting in HD.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

So what is it then?

[Mole 0]

Well to quote AoO:

 

I remember in a thread I made right around the time I was made a moderator, where I said I was going to make this thread called "The Penalty Box" or some such, where I'd send posters to be group-mocked in a sort of e-pillory. Anyway, a few months later, someone finally goes "Hey, that's a GREAT IDEA!" and makes a folder, only calls it "Whiny Bitches" which doesn't frighten anyone, and opens up a thousand different comebacks a poster could make to "wrongfully" being tossed in there for an hour.

 

For instance, "You MODERATORS are Whiny Bitches!! Served. (used ironically)"

 

Something genius like that.

 

Anyway, when one is placed in Whiny Bitches, it becomes the only folder that poster can view, and there'll be a thread explain in detail, as well as mocking the person's offenses. Some of them are awesome, like mine will be, and some might be a cheap shot or a one-liner. Doesn't really matter.

 

Point is, its original intention is a more pointed method of messageboard mockery. If this gets taken in a direction like organized religion or professional wrestling, I hereby pre-disavow all relationship to said intellectual propertyfuck.

[ulfistgut 0]

So we can't read the posts in the Whiny Bitches folder? Either that or I've developed a specific blindness to those words as a forum link.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

No, and no one wants to, it sucks.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

So CoverofDarkness is Zsasz and Zsasz is banned? Huh?

[Dr. Tom 0]

Obv.

[The Mandarin 0]

Somebody needs to make a .gif for Whiny Bitches, like how administrators and moderators have their own. That would be awesome.

 

It should be neon-green text. All credit goes to me.

[Mole 0]

Where's papacita when you need him?

 

Wait, where has he been? And Ripper?

[Guest Anticrombie]

Obv.

There's that word(?) again...