The Czech Republic Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 We didn't start the fire.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 Czech needs to be hit between the eyes with a baseball-sized piece of Ritalin.
The Czech Republic Posted September 2, 2004 Author Report Posted September 2, 2004 Hey I'm sensitive about that, they put me on Ritalin for a few months of 3rd grade in the Great Ritalin Craze of '95.
Guest Vitamin X Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 There was a Great Ritalin Craze for one year only?
The Czech Republic Posted September 2, 2004 Author Report Posted September 2, 2004 It was the Greatest of the many Crazes. EVERYONE was on it.
The Mandarin Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 I wasn't. They'd just beat me with sticks when I wouldn't shut up.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 I've taken it recreationally to no effect.
1234-5678 Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 I used to crush it up and snort it with this broad, then we'd have wild monkey sex for hours on end, as it temporarily removed my ability to cum. Ah, to be 17 again.............
Zack Malibu Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 I used to crush it up and snort it with this broad, then we'd have wild monkey sex for hours on end, as it temporarily removed my ability to cum. Ah, to be 17 again............. JAxl once again brings the content and shows why he's one of my favorite posters.
1234-5678 Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 I'll do a shot of Jager in my own honor when I get to the bar later.
1234-5678 Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Forget about Jager. I did shots of Soco and Lime, Red Death and Tullamore Dew instead. Needless to say, I was fucked this morning, as I decided to play cards after the bar closed, till about 3:00, and had to get up at 8.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Your boasting about how much you drink or drinking patterns isn't making you look cool to anyone. I don't know what the purpose of keeping us updated is...we don't care. You claim to be an alcoholic, congrats!
1234-5678 Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Somebody shit in Banky's cornflakes again.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Somebody shit in Banky's cornflakes again. No sleep. But seriously, you need to cut that shit out. I'm embarrassed for you.
1234-5678 Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 But I only drink 3 nights a week now. It's not like I am putting em down 24/7.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 But I only drink 3 nights a week now. It's not like I am putting em down 24/7. You still manage to drag the discussion of drinking over 7 days.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Chill out Bank, have a beer. I'm going to have 12 tonight. Seriously. That'll put me to sleep.
1234-5678 Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 You didn't seriously badmouth drinking earlier. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism. I don't know what I am doing tonight, other then trying to slip into some strange.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Alcohol is my mistress. Its the bragging to strangers I don't get.
1234-5678 Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 I don't consider it bragging. I talk about what I know. If I was bragging I'd start harping about how I "could so drink you under the table, pussy".
Guest netslob Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Alcohol is my mistress. ditto...we often have 3-ways with pot.
The Mandarin Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Remember that time Kotz ripped off parts of Scott Keith's RAW report? ..I would have blamed Keith.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Chill out Bank, have a beer. I'm going to have 12 tonight. Seriously. That'll put me to sleep. I had about 11 not 12 we got kicked out of the club for stepping on broken glass and calling the bouncer a faggot whoa
Murmuring Beast Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Not bad, Banks, we didn't get chucked out but after waltzing and smooching with a fine lass I was told she 'wasn't interested' Saw her afterwards next to some bald clown. Ah well. Better luck next week.
1234-5678 Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Oh yeah? Well after hooking up with a hot 20 year old at my friend's house, telling my best friend "We're fuckin done, dude", and getting away with tripping over a curb in front of a cop.............I pissed myself on my friend's floor while I was asleep. Anyone else ever been that pathetic?
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