The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2004 We didn't start the fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 2, 2004 Czech needs to be hit between the eyes with a baseball-sized piece of Ritalin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2004 Hey I'm sensitive about that, they put me on Ritalin for a few months of 3rd grade in the Great Ritalin Craze of '95. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted September 2, 2004 There was a Great Ritalin Craze for one year only? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2004 It was the Greatest of the many Crazes. EVERYONE was on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2004 I wasn't. They'd just beat me with sticks when I wouldn't shut up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 2, 2004 I've taken it recreationally to no effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2004 I used to crush it up and snort it with this broad, then we'd have wild monkey sex for hours on end, as it temporarily removed my ability to cum. Ah, to be 17 again............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2004 I used to crush it up and snort it with this broad, then we'd have wild monkey sex for hours on end, as it temporarily removed my ability to cum. Ah, to be 17 again............. JAxl once again brings the content and shows why he's one of my favorite posters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2004 I'll do a shot of Jager in my own honor when I get to the bar later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 Forget about Jager. I did shots of Soco and Lime, Red Death and Tullamore Dew instead. Needless to say, I was fucked this morning, as I decided to play cards after the bar closed, till about 3:00, and had to get up at 8. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted September 3, 2004 Your boasting about how much you drink or drinking patterns isn't making you look cool to anyone. I don't know what the purpose of keeping us updated is...we don't care. You claim to be an alcoholic, congrats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 Somebody shit in Banky's cornflakes again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted September 3, 2004 Somebody shit in Banky's cornflakes again. No sleep. But seriously, you need to cut that shit out. I'm embarrassed for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 But I only drink 3 nights a week now. It's not like I am putting em down 24/7. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted September 3, 2004 But I only drink 3 nights a week now. It's not like I am putting em down 24/7. You still manage to drag the discussion of drinking over 7 days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 Chill out Bank, have a beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted September 3, 2004 Chill out Bank, have a beer. I'm going to have 12 tonight. Seriously. That'll put me to sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 You didn't seriously badmouth drinking earlier. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism. I don't know what I am doing tonight, other then trying to slip into some strange. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted September 3, 2004 Alcohol is my mistress. Its the bragging to strangers I don't get. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2004 I don't consider it bragging. I talk about what I know. If I was bragging I'd start harping about how I "could so drink you under the table, pussy". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted September 4, 2004 Alcohol is my mistress. ditto...we often have 3-ways with pot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2004 Remember that time Kotz ripped off parts of Scott Keith's RAW report? ..I would have blamed Keith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted September 4, 2004 Chill out Bank, have a beer. I'm going to have 12 tonight. Seriously. That'll put me to sleep. I had about 11 not 12 we got kicked out of the club for stepping on broken glass and calling the bouncer a faggot whoa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2004 Not bad, Banks, we didn't get chucked out but after waltzing and smooching with a fine lass I was told she 'wasn't interested' Saw her afterwards next to some bald clown. Ah well. Better luck next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2004 Oh yeah? Well after hooking up with a hot 20 year old at my friend's house, telling my best friend "We're fuckin done, dude", and getting away with tripping over a curb in front of a cop.............I pissed myself on my friend's floor while I was asleep. Anyone else ever been that pathetic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
