Guest Staravenger Report post Posted September 12, 2004 5.BIKINI MATCH TORRIE WILSON [Hot] AND [interesting]. MATCH RATING-1,000/10 500 star match...this makes Goldberg/HHH look like Flair/Steamboat! Ahem. This is above and beyond enjoying a match. This isn't like calling Hogan/Sting from Starrcade 97 a good match. It's giving "excellence" to every god damn match ever put on television. I also hate these people who reffer to wrestling events as "movies". Every time I checked the cable guides back in the day for PPV listings, it doesn't say Movie: WWF Wrestlemania __. It says Special Sports Event or something along the line. I was unaware a bikini contest was a ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** Match. Even Scott Keith doesn't get that big of a hard on for Chris Benoit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2004 I will remember Taboo Tuesday for several reasons. It was the first of its kind and didnt dissappoint. Intercontinental Championship Chris Jericho vs Shelton Benjamin Great choice for the opener. Awesome match. Jericho and Benjamin have great chemistry together. Shelton becomes the champ after landing his T-Bone suplex. Jericho shook hands with him at the end of the match. 9/10 School Girl Battle Royal For the Womens Championship Trish vs Stacy vs Victoria vs Jazz vs Gail vs Molly vs Nidia WOW these women are HOT!!!!!!!! ALL the women looked hot in this match especially Trish and Stacy. WE were the real winners in this match however it was quite good for a womens match. 8/10 Chain Match Kane vs Gene Snitsky Awesome match. Very brutal and bloody. Lots of emotion going into this match. Kane was more infuriated than i have ever seen him. Post match was brutal as Snitsky did to Kane what Kane did to HBK a few months ago with the chair. 9/10 Hair vs Hair Match Eugene vs Eric Bischoff Hilarious match. It lasted 2 minutes but the post match haircutting was hilarious. Coach has to wear a dress!!! Funny stuff here. 8/10 World Tag Team Championship Chris Benoit & Edge vs La Resistance Good match. Shawn Michaels had won the vote to face HHH for the World Title so in turn the 2 losers would face La Resistance for the tag titles. Edge abandons Benoit but Benoit forces Conway to tap and win the match on his own. 7.5/10 Lingerie Pillow Fight Match Christy vs Carmella Thankfully this was the last time Carmella appeared in WWE again. Christy was beautiful as usual and beat the crap out of Carmella. Probably the worst match of the night. 6/10 World Heavyweight Championship Triple H vs Shawn Michaels I have never seen a better performance in a match until i saw this match. HBK was actually hurt and gave one of the best performances of his career. It would have been great if HBK had have won but Edge comes out and spears HBK costing him the title. The match however is great thanks to HBK's performance. 9.5/10 Steel Cage Match Randy Orotn vs Ric Flair Very emotional match. Probably the best of the night. There was a lot of tension going into it and there was a lot riding on it. It was very bloody. In the end Orton RKO's Flair and then pins the Nature Boy. Flair and Orton then shake hands and hug each other in the ring. Perfect ending to the match. 10/10 Overall very impressive. I will pick it up when it comes out. Bad Blood review: 1.La resistons v.s beniot and edge 6/10 Beniots first match of the night and it was pretty lame. beniot and edge win by dq but dont get the titles 2.Chris jerico v.s tyson tomko 6/10 Boring!!! i mean come on a 6 miniut match and jerico wins after an insugury!!!! 3.Randy orton v.s shelton benjemen 9/10 simply put sick match would have gotten a 10/10 if shelton won 4. Fatel-4way women match ............HUUUUU WHAT oh i fell asleep 1/10 5. eugene v.s coach 5/10 bad match but coach got his ass kicked!! 6.Beniot v.s kane 9/10 Some people say this match sucked but i say it kicked BUTT beniots 2nd match of the night and he wins both 7.HHH v.s HBK 500000000000000/10 OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE THE GREATEST HELL IN A CELL MATCH EVER!!!!!!! THEY DIDNT GO ON TOP BUT THE ELBOW THROW THE TABLE OF THE LADDER FREAKING MADE UP FOR IT MATCH OF THE YEAR IN MY BOOK!!!!!!!!! Jericho vs. Tomko review: Chris Jericho v. Tyson Tomko Let me get this straight you have the greatest IC champ ever beaten TYSON TOMKO with an INSURGIRY! Give me a break. Jericho still rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2004 Oh, and for some more funny shit, check out this guy's reviews: http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-review...1668545-7756868 I should never go onto Amazon looking for real reviews, I just end up wasting time finding and reading all the retarded ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2004 Oh, and for some more funny shit, check out this guy's reviews: http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-review...1668545-7756868 I should never go onto Amazon looking for real reviews, I just end up wasting time finding and reading all the retarded ones. The Undertaker v. Mankind Hell In A Cell OH MY GOD!!!!! This is the greatest HIAC ever. Mankind beats the Undertaker in an incredible match.***** Yep, good win for Foley here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2004 I don't normally care about the bad reviews on Amazon, but I was bored and decided to look up last night's Survivor Series. Now, this is barely even a review of the event itself, but WOW... 1. I hope on SM The Undertaker def Booker T ( because of JBL), UT def BT on RR05 ( JBL, Heidnereich) UT def Eddie and Cena ( Heyman), UT def RVD in a Hell in a cell( Heidenreich, JBL, and Heyman), UT def RVD in a casket( becuase of OJ,JBL,Heide,Heyman. ) They are Ministry of Darkness. Their corpration is from Nov 04- May 05. I am really hoping a cage match between Cactus Jack and Kane on bad Blood 2005. In this match Undertaker is helping Kane to the victory. Then mr. Bischoff is making a match between the brothers vs the sockos on Bad Blood 05 in a Buried alive match. The brothers is winning ( thanks with some aid and interfering from The Evolution).But The Undertkaer is burying his alive. On Augustus Summerslam Undertaker's return, and he is the third death. Further down the page, by the same person... I really hoping on No Way Out 2005 Team UT def Team BT, i hope Team BT def Team UT but UT didn't injury. I am hoping on Wrestlemania the no 1 conteder is Rob Van Dam in a Hell in a Cell against the Champ The Undertaker. In this match The Undertaker is throwing RVD to the door of cell and when they on the cell UT is about chokeslam RVD down but RVD kick a low blow and kick UT down then hit Five Star FP through the table. Then when they in cell RVD is about to finish Paul Heyman is carrying a selgdehammer and destroying the door and JBL and Heidenreich coming to the cell and hitting RVD with slegdehammer. Then The Undertaker pinning to the victory.And then after that match Theodore Long is choosing RVD the champ. Then The Undertaker is betrayaling his MinisD.Then UT is going the another place. And .... story( after Backlash 2006) Bischoff annouced that Kane will facing HHH in Hell in a cell Bad Blood 2006 in this match HHH defeating the monster. On Great American Bash 2006 The Undertaker winning the match againts . Then Mr. Mcmahon annouced that Rowdy Piper is the new GM on Smackdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve J. Rogers 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2004 Oh, and for some more funny shit, check out this guy's reviews: http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-review...1668545-7756868 I should never go onto Amazon looking for real reviews, I just end up wasting time finding and reading all the retarded ones. The Undertaker v. Mankind Hell In A Cell OH MY GOD!!!!! This is the greatest HIAC ever. Mankind beats the Undertaker in an incredible match.***** Yep, good win for Foley here. WOW! Did the guy actually watch the tape he reviewed? My bet is he probably cribbed it from second hand info Steve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2004 I don't normally care about the bad reviews on Amazon, but I was bored and decided to look up last night's Survivor Series. Now, this is barely even a review of the event itself, but WOW... 1. I hope on SM The Undertaker def Booker T ( because of JBL), UT def BT on RR05 ( JBL, Heidnereich) UT def Eddie and Cena ( Heyman), UT def RVD in a Hell in a cell( Heidenreich, JBL, and Heyman), UT def RVD in a casket( becuase of OJ,JBL,Heide,Heyman. ) They are Ministry of Darkness. Their corpration is from Nov 04- May 05. I am really hoping a cage match between Cactus Jack and Kane on bad Blood 2005. In this match Undertaker is helping Kane to the victory. Then mr. Bischoff is making a match between the brothers vs the sockos on Bad Blood 05 in a Buried alive match. The brothers is winning ( thanks with some aid and interfering from The Evolution).But The Undertkaer is burying his alive. On Augustus Summerslam Undertaker's return, and he is the third death. Further down the page, by the same person... I really hoping on No Way Out 2005 Team UT def Team BT, i hope Team BT def Team UT but UT didn't injury. I am hoping on Wrestlemania the no 1 conteder is Rob Van Dam in a Hell in a Cell against the Champ The Undertaker. In this match The Undertaker is throwing RVD to the door of cell and when they on the cell UT is about chokeslam RVD down but RVD kick a low blow and kick UT down then hit Five Star FP through the table. Then when they in cell RVD is about to finish Paul Heyman is carrying a selgdehammer and destroying the door and JBL and Heidenreich coming to the cell and hitting RVD with slegdehammer. Then The Undertaker pinning to the victory.And then after that match Theodore Long is choosing RVD the champ. Then The Undertaker is betrayaling his MinisD.Then UT is going the another place. And .... story( after Backlash 2006) Bischoff annouced that Kane will facing HHH in Hell in a cell Bad Blood 2006 in this match HHH defeating the monster. On Great American Bash 2006 The Undertaker winning the match againts . Then Mr. Mcmahon annouced that Rowdy Piper is the new GM on Smackdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 I don't normally care about the bad reviews on Amazon, but I was bored and decided to look up last night's Survivor Series. Now, this is barely even a review of the event itself, but WOW... 1. I hope on SM The Undertaker def Booker T ( because of JBL), UT def BT on RR05 ( JBL, Heidnereich) UT def Eddie and Cena ( Heyman), UT def RVD in a Hell in a cell( Heidenreich, JBL, and Heyman), UT def RVD in a casket( becuase of OJ,JBL,Heide,Heyman. ) They are Ministry of Darkness. Their corpration is from Nov 04- May 05. I am really hoping a cage match between Cactus Jack and Kane on bad Blood 2005. In this match Undertaker is helping Kane to the victory. Then mr. Bischoff is making a match between the brothers vs the sockos on Bad Blood 05 in a Buried alive match. The brothers is winning ( thanks with some aid and interfering from The Evolution).But The Undertkaer is burying his alive. On Augustus Summerslam Undertaker's return, and he is the third death. Further down the page, by the same person... I really hoping on No Way Out 2005 Team UT def Team BT, i hope Team BT def Team UT but UT didn't injury. I am hoping on Wrestlemania the no 1 conteder is Rob Van Dam in a Hell in a Cell against the Champ The Undertaker. In this match The Undertaker is throwing RVD to the door of cell and when they on the cell UT is about chokeslam RVD down but RVD kick a low blow and kick UT down then hit Five Star FP through the table. Then when they in cell RVD is about to finish Paul Heyman is carrying a selgdehammer and destroying the door and JBL and Heidenreich coming to the cell and hitting RVD with slegdehammer. Then The Undertaker pinning to the victory.And then after that match Theodore Long is choosing RVD the champ. Then The Undertaker is betrayaling his MinisD.Then UT is going the another place. And .... story( after Backlash 2006) Bischoff annouced that Kane will facing HHH in Hell in a cell Bad Blood 2006 in this match HHH defeating the monster. On Great American Bash 2006 The Undertaker winning the match againts . Then Mr. Mcmahon annouced that Rowdy Piper is the new GM on Smackdown. How many cell matches?? Is there a Cell match for every hot tub in OJ Hart's neighbourhood? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 5.BIKINI MATCH TORRIE WILSON [Hot] AND [interesting]. MATCH RATING-1,000/10 500 star match...this makes Goldberg/HHH look like Flair/Steamboat! Things are rarely hot AND interesting anymore. This is simply awful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KempoMRK Report post Posted November 19, 2004 Eddie Guerrero v. Luther Reigns This was a great match considering it had Luther Reigns in it. Eddie puts on a great show and cheats to win. Eddie hits the froggie to win.***3/4 Billy Kidman v. Paul London If you don't like this match you don't like wrestling. Kidman & London put on a great show. Kidman wins with 2 Star Presses.****3/4 Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree v. RVD & Rey Mysterio WWE Tag Title Incredible, Match of the Year canidate. I don't care if Suzuki & Dupree retain it was still a great match for this PPV.***** Spike Dudley v. Nunzio Cruiserweight Title This was the first bad match of the night. Nunzio needed to win this match because he hasn't won a title yet. Spike retains.** Booker T v. John Cena U.S. Title Another incredible match for this card. Booker & Cena are great wrestlers. Even though it's dumb that Cena wins and drops it to Carlito it set up Survivor Series. Cena wins the U.S. Title.***** Dudleyz & Dawn Marie v. Charlie Haas & Rico & Miss Jackie This match was quick. Haas & Rico kicked(...). Jackie & Dawn are the main issue. Haas & Rico win.**3/4 Kurt Angle v. Big Show This match is nothing special because it happens on SmackDown! every week. Show wins in a very good match.**** JBL v. Undertaker WWE Title Last Ride Match Come on what a rip off. Taker beats JBL till he bleeds like never before. Then Heidenreich jumps out and smears some stuff in Taker's face then he throws him into a hearse.*** Lmao, this made me laugh, twats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 Wow, that guy rates easier than Scott Keith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 Spike Dudley v. Rey Mysterio v. Billy Kidman v. Chavo Guerrero Cruiserweight Title This was a high-flying match. Spike never should have retained. Rey Mysterio is the greatest Cruiserweight of them all and he can't win the title. Spike retains when Kidman hit a Shooting Star Press on Chavo and Spike covered. 6/10 Shelton Benjamin v. Christian IC Title This was a very good match and it is worth seeing. Shelton Benjamin kicks Tomko & Christian BUTT to retain his title. 7/10 Team Guerrero=Eddie Guerrero, John Cena, Big Show & Rob Van Dam v. Team Angle=Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, Mark Jindrak & Carlito Carribbean Cool This was an incredible match. When Cena comes out Carlito and Jesus start running all over the place. Carlito, Jesus & Cena all go into the back and Cena beats up Jesus and Carlito escapes. Team Guerrero won after an F-U, Chokeslam & a Frog Splash on Kurt Angle to win. 10/10 Heidenreich v. Undertaker This was another great match. Another Undertaker classic. Heidenreich pts up a fight then Taker hits a Chokeslam, a Last Ride & a Tombstone Piledriver to beat Heidenreich. 10/10 Trish Stratus v. Lita Women's Title This was a very quick match. I'll only give it a rating because of the Chair Shot. Lita should have won the title and this actually be a match instead of a brawl. 1/10 JBL v. Booker T WWE Title This was another Smackdown! match that was incredible. JBL said that if he lost to Booker he would never wrestle again. Josh Matthews tried to come and save Booker but he got a Clothesline From Hell. JBL retained when he did the same on Booker T. 10/10 Team Orton=Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit & Maven v. Team Triple H=Triple H, Edge, Gene Snitsky & Batista This was a very good match but it should have been the Main Event. The Winner of this match got to control Raw for 1 month while Bischoff is on vacation. Team Orton picked up the win when Orton hit an RKO on HHH to win the match for his team. 7/10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 JBL v. Undertaker WWE Title Last Ride Match Come on what a rip off. Taker beats JBL till he bleeds like never before. Then Heidenreich jumps out and smears some stuff in Taker's face then he throws him into a hearse.*** I don't know why, but I laughed at that part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
