Who would win in a fight?

[The Czech Republic 0]

With tension building as a disappointing season winds down, the two may come to blows. However, after Kyle Farnsworth vs. Sunbeam Oscillating Max500 and Kevin Brown vs. Wall turned out to be huge upsets, I figured this one better be put to a TSM Poll.

 

 

Things to consider:

 

 

Steve Stone was a former Cubs pitcher.

Moises Alou is about to become a former Cubs outfielder.

 

Steve Stone pisses off his team.

Moises Alou pisses on his hands.

 

It's not fun to say STOOOOOOOOOONE

It is fun, however, to say ALOOOOOOOOOOOOU

 

Steve Stone almost got kicked off of the plane for being negative to players.

Moises Alou gets kicked out of games for being negative to umpires.

 

If a fight happens, Steve Stone is screwed because he can't hit.

If a fight happens, Moises Alou is screwed because he can't run.

 

Steve Stone had to work with Harry Caray when "nobody was home."

Moises Alou had to play in Montreal when "nobody was there."

[razazteca 0]

If Dusty Baker was the cornerman for Steve Stone in this fight I would expect to see Stone punch himself out and get tired by the 2nd round. Alou then could hit the grandslam knockout punch for the win in 15 seconds of the second round.

[Krankor 0]

I have to go with Moises Alou for the following baseball fight I saw him in.

 

Setting 1996, Houston Astros @ Montreal Expos

 

Danny Darwin pitching to Henry Rodriguez. Rodriguez' prior AB he hit a HR and stood at the plate and watched it leave the yard. Darwin took offense and pitched him inside on the first pitch of the AB. The second pitch he beamed him.

 

Round 1 begins

 

Rodriguez charges the mound and the benches clear. Moises Alou comes out looking like a wild animal and is being restrained by 3 teammates. Eventually the brawl dies down.

Then Jeff Bagwell decides to punch an Expo in the face.

 

Round 2 begins

 

Hated Montreal pitcher Jeff Juden and Craig Biggio exchange words and start to go at it. Houston infielder, John Cangelosi comes from behind and takes Juden out. Juden gets up and catches Cangelosi with a massive lariat/punch to the neck. Juden, 6'8 271 lbs, continues to throw wild punches until Cangelosi, 5'8 160 lbs, finally gets the better of him. Alou still mad about the whole situation sees Juden get taken out from behind decides to go after Biggio. Alou takes off his batting helmet and intends to throw it right in the face of Biggio. Biggio ducks and Houston manager Terry Collins gets nailed with it at point blank range. Collins gets busted open with a nasty gash over the lip from the helmet. Alou pissed that Biggio ducked then goes after him with a choke and makes Biggio fall. Alou then proceeds to land at least 5 solid punches to Biggio's head.

 

One of my favorite baseball fights of all time.

 

If Alou couldn't rip off Steve Stone's head in a fight I would be surprised.

[Bored 0]

Alou, but only if the fight is in Chicago as he can't a thing outside of Wrigley.

 

Don't forget Alou's urine covered hands of doom.

[the max 0]

Steve Stone would make sarcastic comments until Alou's head exploded.