The OAO Fantasy League Thread

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Official Fantasy League WWE Survivor Series Preview, brought to you by TSM and Invision Power Board.

 

Tonight's main event of JBL vs. Booker T could see Real F'n Show pick up 20 points for a JBL victory or a huge 25 point gain for G_Money if Booker was to pick up the W.

 

Heidenreich vs. Undertaker is a 15 point battle between Zack Malibu and King Cucaracha.

 

For the IC Title, we've got Steviekick's Shelton defending vs. Real F'n Show's Christian.

 

Show, Steviekick and G_Money will be teaming up to take on Zack Malibu, King Cucaracha and uh, Steviekick in Raw's classic Elimination match.

 

G_Money, Zack Malibu and King (2x) will be duking it out with The Voice, King, G_Money and Real F'n Show in the Smackdown 4 on 4.

 

Steviekick will earn 20 points if Trish can retain her title vs. Lita tonight.

 

And King, Zack and Real F'n Show will all sponsor a man (not named Chavo Guerrero) in the Cruiserweight Title 4 way dance tonight.

 

It all happens..tonight on Survivor Series! Call your cable provider and tell them that you're not going to order because I'll have results 15 minutes after the show ends!

 

Cheers, mates.

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Updated on page one!

 

Zack's lead is decreasing!

 

This is the end..

 

 

 

of high prices!

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Semi-early for once!

 

NWA-TNA Xplosion

Non-Titles: G_Money's Ron Killings and BG James d. Naturals and G_Money's Alex Shelley

G_Money: 20

Chris Sabin d. Kid Romeo.

Zack Malibu's Monty Brown defeated Jobber

Zack: 15

 

NWA-TNA Impact

Non-Title: King Cucharacha's Jeff Jarrett d. J-Rocc

King: 15

Voice's AMW draw the New York Connection

Voice: 10

Zack Malibu's Petey Williams and Bobby Roode d. Jerrelle Clark and Mikey Batts

Zack: 15

Johnny B. Badd(?!) d. Raven

Steviekick's Abyss d. Jobber

Zack: -15

Steviekick: 15

Kid Kash, Michael Shane and Frankie Kazarian d. Sonjay Dutt, Sonny Siaki and Hector Garza

 

WWE SmackDown

G_Money's Charlie Haas d. Zack's Heidenreich by countout.

G_Money: 15

Zack: 5

Non-Title: Zack's Rey Mysterio and RVD d. Zack's Rene and G_Money's Kenzo

Zack: 35

G_Money: 5

Voice's Kurt Angle d. Dean Visk

Voice: 15

US Title: King Cucharacha's John Cena d. Real F'n Show's Carlito Caribbean Cool © to win the belt.

King: 25

Show: 5

 

Points up now, Velocity/Heat tomorrow.

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Abyss belongs to Steviekick, not me. So deduct those points from my score if you would, kind sir.

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Yes'm.

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WWE Velocity

Hardcore Holly d Spike Dudley

Real F'n Show: 5

Big Show d Jobbers

King: 15

Mark Jindrak & Luther Reigns d Nunzio & Funaki

King: 15

G_Money: 15

 

WWE Heat

Batista d. Val Venis

Zack: 15

Tyson Tomko d. Hurricane

Stevie: 15

G_Money: 5

Jericho d. Stevie Richards

G_Money: 15

 

MOTW

Jericho vs. Stevie, SNH

 

Raw

Gene Snitsky beat Maven

Chris Jericho beat Batista (DQ)

G_Money: 15

Zack: 0

Rhyno beat Jonathan Coachman

Show: 15

Women's Title: Trish Stratus beat Molly Holly & Lita

Zack: 20

Shelton Benjamin, Eugene & William Regal beat Christian & La Resistance

Show: 20

King: 15

Stevie: 15

Zack: 5

Raw GM Chris Benoit beat Edge

Stevie: 15

King: 5

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When did this happen, Zack?

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We just put it up on the site this past week.

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Smackdown

Dawn vs. Miss Jackie in Pilgrim vs. Indian Match (No Contest)

Kurt Angle def. Cody Steele

Voice: 15

RVD def. Kenzo Suzuki via DQ

Zack: 15

G_Money: 0

Rey Mysterio def. Rene Dupree

Zack: 20

JBL & Orlando Jordan def. Booker T & Eddie Guerrero

Real F'n Show: 15

G_Money: 10

 

I can't find any Impact or Xplosion results for this week.

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Holy shit, I need to update this.

 

 

..later.

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Eight days left, and I am sorry for not updating this before.

 

Impact- Nov. 30

America’s Most Wanted d. The NYCs

Voice: 30

Non-Title: Chris Sabin d. Michael Shane and NWA World X Division champion Petey Williams

Zack: 5

Raven draw Jobber

Hector Garza d. Kid Kash

Ron Killings d. Bobby Roode

G_Money: 15

Scott Hall d. AJ Styles

Voice: 5

No Xplosion, I guess.

 

Velocity

Bashams d. Funaki and Paul London

Show: 5

Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak d. Jobbers

King: 15

G_Money: 15

Shannon Moore, Chavo Guerrero and Nunzio d. Spike Dudley, Billy Kidman and Akio

King: 5

Show: 5

 

Heat

Tajiri d. Stevie Richards

Show: 15

Val Venis d. Jobber

Big Vis d. Jobber

Randy Orton d. Tyson Tomko

Show: 15

Stevie: 5

 

MOTW

Chris Benoit d. Edge

 

10 points to King Cucaracha and Steviekick

 

Raw

Edge and Chris Benoit won a Battle Royal also involving Batista, Jericho, Christian, Eugene, Snitsky, Coach, Maven, Rhyno, Flair, Conway, Rosey, Shelton, Stevie, Sylvan, Tajiri, Hurricane, Tomko, Val Venis and William Regal

Show: 25

Stevie: 20

Zack: 10

King: 20

G_Money: 10

Lita and Victoria d. Trish Stratus and Molly Holly

Zack: 15

Stevie: 5

Ric Flair d. Jerry Lawler

Show: 15

Tag Team Titles- William Regal and Eugene © d. La Resistance

Show: 20

King: 20

World Title- Triple H vs. Edge vs. Chris Benoit (TBA)

Stevie- 10

King- 5

 

Smackdown

RVD, Rey Mysterio and Torrie Wilson def. Rene Dupree, Kenzo Suzuki and Hiroko

Zack: 35

G_Money: 5

Kurt Angle def. Jobber

Voice: 15

Bashams d. Eddie Guerrero and Booker T

G_Money: 10

Undertaker d. JBL and Orlando Jordan by disqualification

King: 15

 

Impact- Dec. 7

Elix Skipper and Christopher Daniels d. Sonjay Dutt and Amazing Red

Voice: 15

Abyss d. Jobbers

Zack: 15

Kid Kash defeated Chris Sabin

NWA World Title- Jeff Jarrett © d. Monty Brown

King- 20

Zack- 5

 

Still no Xplosion reports.

 

RoH/Velocity/Heat tommorrow.

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Points calculated. I had to re-do Zack's.

 

If you think I screwed up on yours, tell me.

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Velocity

Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak d. Nunzio and Funaki

G_Money: 15

King: 15

Paul London d. Akio

Show: 15

Billy Kidman d. Chavo Guerrero

King: 15

 

Heat

Non-Title: Shelton Benjamin d. Stevie Richards

Steviekick: 15

Val Venis d. Big Vis

Snitsky d. Jobber

Christian and Tyson Tomko d. Tajiri and Rhyno

Show: 25

Steviekick: 15

 

MOTW

Paul London vs. Akio!

10 points! To! Real F'n Show!

 

Raw

Eugene d. Maven by disqualification

King: 15

IC Title: Shelton Benjamin © def. Christian

Steviekick: 20

Real F'n Show: 5

Simon Dean (Stevie FINALLY gets points from him) def. The Hurricane

Steviekick: 15

G_Money: 5

Chris Benoit & Chris Jericho def. Triple H & Batista by disqualification

Steviekick: 15

G_Money: 15

Women's Title: Lita def. Trish Stratus ©

Stevie: 5

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Oh wow. I must be on heavy dope or something, because I forgot RoH and TNA from Week 9.

 

Turning Point

NWA Tag Titles: Team Canada d. Konnan and Ron Killings ©

G_Money: 5

Monty Brown d. Abyss

Zack: 15

Stevie: 5

X-Title: Petey Williams © d. Chris Sabin.

Zack: 20

AJ Styles, Jeff Hardy & Randy Savage d. Jeff Jarrett, Kevin Nash & Scott Hall

Voice: 15

Stevie: 15

King: 5

America's Most Wanted d. XXX

Voice: 35

Stevie: 5

 

RoH

Colt Cabana and Jimmy Jacobs d. Roderick Strong and Jack Evans

Voice: 15

Bryan Danielson d. Homicide

King: 15

Voice: 5

RoH Title: Samoa Joe © d. CM Punk

Voice: 25

 

REVISED MOTW for Week 9:

America's Most Wanted d. XXX.

30 points to Voice, 10 to Steviekick.

 

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Impact

Christopher Daniels d. Mikey Batts

Voice: 15

AMW d. Michael Shane and Frankie Kazarian

Voice: 30

Monty Brown d. Disco

Zack: 15

Hector Garza d. A.J. Styles

Voice: 5

 

Smackdown

Funaki won a Cruiserweight Battle Royal including Nunzio, Paul London, Akio, Shannon Moore, Billy Kidman, Chavo Guerrero

Show: 5

King: 5

Jesus d. Charlie Haas

G_Money: 5

Big Show def. Mark Jindrak via DQ

King: 15

Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio def. Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree (New Tag Team Champions)

Zack: 50

Eddie Guerrero, Booker T & Undertaker def. JBL, Orlando Jordan & Basham Brothers

G_Money: 30

King: 15

Show: 5

 

Velocity

London d. Kidman

Show: 15

King: 5

Dudley d. CW Anderson

Show: 15

Luther Reigns d. Bob Holly

G_Money: 15

 

Heat

Akio and Billy Kidman d. Chavo Guerrero and Paul London

King: 15

Show: 5

 

Armageddon

WWE Tag Titles: RVD/Mysterio © d. Suzuki/Dupree

Zack: 45

G_Money: 5

US Title: John Cena © d. Jesus

King: 20

Big Show d. Team Angle

King: 15

Voice: 5

G_Money: 5

King: 5

Cruiserweight Title: Funaki d. Spike ©

Show: 5

WWE World Title: JBL © d. Eddie Guerrero, Undertaker, Booker T

Show: 20

G_Money: 10

King: 5

 

FINAL results in 30 mins.

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Well, it's finally over. Was I lazy? Yes. Did I make lots of errors? Yes. The point is-- I was lazy and made lots of errors.

 

Results!

In sixth place, 750 points, we have a tie-- Steviekick and The Voice.

 

In fourth place, 785 points, King Cucaracha.

 

In third place, 790 points, Real F'n Show.

 

In second place, with 800 points, G_Money.

 

And the winner, with exactly 1000 points (no lie)..

 

Zack Malibu!

 

Congrats Zack, you win at life.

 

Now everybody get the fuck out of this thread.

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I honestly can't believe I won, considering some of the out there choices (Conway, etc.) I made.

 

Still..WOOHOO!~!