The OAO Fantasy League Thread

[The Mandarin 0]

D-Von Dudley and Zach Malibu's Buh Buh Ray Dudley d. Steviekick's Rico and G_Money's Charlie Haas.

Zach Malibu: 15

Steviekick: 5

G_Money: 5

Non-Title Hardcore Holly d. Real F'n Show's John Bradshaw Layfield by disqualification.

Real F'n Show: 0

G_Money's Booker T d. Real F'n Show's Paul London

G_Money: 15

Real F'n Show: 5

Non-Title Nunzio d. Real F'n Show's Spike Dudley

Real F'n Show: 5

G_Money's Luther Reigns and King Cucharacha's Mark Jindrak d. G_Money's Eddie Guerrero and Zach Malibu's Rob Van Dam

G_Money: 20

King Cucaracha:  15

Zach Malibu: 5

 

Updated scores, homies.

 

The Voice is certainly gonna make some points tomorrow.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

God Willing. At least I'm not at negitive points... yet.

[The Mandarin 0]

Impact!

King Cucaracha's Jeff Jarrett d. Brian Gamble

King Cucaracha: 15

Raven d. Jobber

Steviekick's Abyss d. Luther Jackson

Steviekick: 15

Non-Title: Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens d. The Voice's Christopher Daniels and James Storm

Voice: 10

The Voice's AJ Styles d. Kid Kash, Amazing Red, Frankie Kazarian, Chris Sabin and G_Money's Alex Shelley

Voice: 15

G_Money: 5

 

Xplosion

Bobby Roode and Zack Malibu's Petey Williams d. Shark Boy and D-Ray 3000

Zack: 15

Mikey Batts and Jerrelle Clark d. David Young & Lex Lovett

Zach Malibu's Monty Brown d. Ryan O'Reilly

Zack: 15

BG James, Konnan and G_Money's Ron Killings d. Erick Stevens, Kid Romeo and Masao Inoue

G: 15

Sonny Siaki d. Roderick Strong

The Voice's Chris Harris d. Michael Shane

Voice: 15

[The Mandarin 0]

Scores updated. G_Money's cleaning up.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

Aha, didn't think I got Xplosion points, but thank Jeebus I do. And todays ROH, so Watchout mr. money, if that IS your real name. ::Jab::

[The Mandarin 0]

You should only have 40 points, sorry.

 

That's what I get for tallying whilst I'm tired.

 

EDIT: I see where I went wrong. I got distracted while tallying up the last Xplosion points and then added points that I had already counted. So Zach, G_Money and Voice all lose points. But it's not that much. Honest.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

I go from second to second to last? GLASS CEILING! I'M BEING HELD DOWN!

 

 

My RoH fandom is a threat to your WWEisim! Bah, we'll show you... we'll show ALL OF YOU!

[The Mandarin 0]

Hot tip: We're not counting the RoH pre-shows

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

Wait, i got a legit beef w/ that. its usually more of a real show than todays. the roh kids just graduated is all. they should count. there was a freakin pure title match!

[Garth 0]

I could come into this thread and be modest and just say I've been lucky to get all these points. But I'd blatantly be lying. The reason i'm cleaning house is plain and simple. I'm drug free, I'm alcohol free and I'm better than all of you! (The CM Punk mark in me is coming out)

 

While I realise it was ROH tonight and i haven't seen what the new scores will be like. If you do overtake me Mr. Voice, I'm confident it will be a temporary blip.

[The Mandarin 0]

Pre-show cards aren't put on DVD, so they're only seen by the few people in attendance. I personally don't think we should count them, but it's up for debate.

 

Sorry for not updating, but here we are--

 

Note- Only those left at the end in elimination matches get full "win" points.

 

ROH Midnight Reunion

RoH Tag Title: Rickey Reyes and Rocky Romero ©'s d. Izzy and Angeldust

Jimmy Rave d. Trent Acid, Josh Daniels and BJ Whitmer

Low-Ki d. Jay Lethal

Nigel McGuinness d. Voice's Homicide

Voice: 5

Elimination Match: Alex Shelley (G_Money's), Austin Aries, Roderick Strong and Jack Evans d. Ace Steele, John Walters, Jimmy Jacobs and Voice's CM Punk

G_Money: 15

Voice: 5

RoH Title: Voice's Samoa Joe © d. King Cucharacha American Dragon

Voice: 20

King Cucharacha: 5

 

WWE Velocity

Johnny the Bull d. Akio

Doug Basham and Danny Basham d. Wild Wade & Dangerous Derek

Non-Title: Zach Malibu's Rene Dupree & G_Money's Kenzo Suzuki d. Shannon Moore & Funaki

Zach: 15

G_Money: 15

 

WWE Heat

King Cucharacha's Mark Jindrak d. Scotty 2 Hotty

King Cucharacha: 15

 

Also, I failed to previously mention to spice things up, I'll be awarding points for "Match of the Week". Matches of the Week don't have to specifically have any drafted wrestlers in them, but 10 points will be awarded to you if you do have one (per wrestler). The points are awarded judged on IWC buzz. If there's no clear MOTW, I'll name one myself.

 

This week's MOTW..

 

Samoa Joe vs. Bryan Danielson, which went over a half hour and is said to be ****+.

10 more points to both Voice and King Cucharacha.

 

 

Scores updated (they haven't been since SmackDown)/No Mercy results up about 11:00 EST.

[The Mandarin 0]

No Mercy

G_Money's Eddie Guerrero d. G_Money's Luther Reigns

G_Money: 20

Cruiserweight Title: Real F'n Show's Spike Dudley © d. Nunzio

Real F'n Show: 20

King Cucaracha's Billy Kidman d. Real F'n Show's Paul London

King Cucaracha: 15

Real F'n Show: 5

Tag Team Titles: G_Money's Kenzo Suzuki and Zach Malibu's Rene Dupree © d. Zach Malibu's Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam

G_Money: 20

Zach Malibu: 30

King Cucaracha's Big Show d. Voice's Kurt Angle

King Cucaracha: 15

Voice: 5

US Title: King Cucaracha's John Cena d. G_Money's Booker T ©

King Cucaracha: 25

G_Money: 5

Miss Jackie, Steviekick's Rico and G_Money's Charlie Haas d. Dawn Marie, D-Von Dudley and Zach Malibu's Buh Buh Ray Dudley

Steviekick: 15

G_Money: 15

Zach Malibu: 5

Hearse Match, Undisputed Title: Real F'n Show Bradshaw © d. King Cucaracha Undertaker

Real F'n Show: 20

King Cucaracha: 5

 

Scores updated on page one.

[Steviekick 0]

It's a good thing Raw is tommorow night...I'm doing mighty crappy.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Word Life baby, Word Life.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

Xplosion matches aren't seen by that many people, but whatever.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Neither are Ring Of Honor matches dude. At least XPlosion is a TV show.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

I said whatever, meaning I was droping it. So again, whatever.

[The Mandarin 0]

Raw

G_Money's Shawn Michaels d. Real F'n Show's Christian

G_Money: 15

Show: 5

Zack Malibu's Batista d. Steviekick's Chris Benoit by disqualification.

Zack: 10

Steviekick: 0

Stacy Keibler d. Molly Holly

Tag Team Titles: Sylvan Grenier and Zack Malibu's Robert Conway d. Rosey and G_Money's Hurricane

Zack: 20

G_Money: 5

Steviekick's Triple H d. G_Money's Chris Jericho in a lumberjack match. Non-title.

Steviekick: 15

G_Money: 5

 

The tag match was for the titles, right? I couldn't tell because JR screwed up a few times/I wasn't paying attention.

 

That was a shit show anyways. Scores updated.

[Garth 0]

Looks like another good show for me anyway.

[Steviekick 0]

Stupid Benoit.

[The Mandarin 0]

Smackdown

Zack Malibu's Rey Mysterio d. G_Money's Kenzo Suzuki

Zack Malibu: 15

G_Money: 5

Non-Title: Hardcore Holly d. Real F'n Show's JBL by countout

Real F'n Show: 5 (JBL doesn't lose points for getting counted out, but he didn't retain a title either-- right? Correct me if it was a title match.)

King Cucaracha's Big Show d. King Cucaracha's Mark Jindrak

King Cucaracha: 20

King Cucaracha's Billy Kidman draw G_Money's Charlie Haas

King Cucaracha: 5

G_Money: 5

US Title: Real F'n Show's Carlito Caribbean Cool d. King Cucaracha's John Cena ©

Real F'n Show: 25

King Cucaracha: 5

 

TNA up tomorrow; scores updated.

[The Mandarin 0]

..whoops.

 

Xplosion

Konnan, BG James and G_Money's Truth d. Jobbers

Money- 15

Kazarian and Michael Shane d. Jarell Clark and Michael Batts

Chris Sabin, Amazing Red and Sonny Siaki d. G_Money's Alex Shelley and two jobbers.

Money- 5

 

Impact!

Steviekick's Jeff Hardy d. Steviekick's Abyss

Stevie- 20

Voice's AJ Styles d. Roderick Strong

Voice- 15

Zack Malibu's Monty Brown d. Raven

Zack- 15

 

Velocity

G_Money's Luther Reigns d. Jobber

G_Money- 15

Zack Malibu's Rob Van Dam d. Doug Basham

Zack- 15

D-Von and Zach Malibu's Buh Buh Ray Dudley d. Nunzio and Johnny Stamboli

Zack- 15

 

Heat

Zack's Victoria d. Gail Kim

Zack- 15

Real F'n Show's Rhyno and Tajiri d. Danny Doring and Arch Kinkaid

Real F'n Show- 30

Maven d. Stevie Richards

Steviekick's Shelton Benjamin d. Rodney Mack

Steviekick- 15

 

Scores updated on page 1.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Uh, CM dude, I have Victoria and you didn't count her for my points.

 

I've been gypped!

[Steviekick 0]

It FIGURES the one time Danny Doring is on Heat I don't watch.

[The Mandarin 0]

1) I added 15 points for Zack.

2) I was just about to add the MOTW, but I can't remember any good matches this week. Make your case for one that you liked, and then I'll choose.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I dug Michaels/Christian from RAW.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

Uh, did I get points for AJ beating Strong?

[The Mandarin 0]

Uh, did I get points for AJ beating Strong?

Fixed.

[The Mandarin 0]

I dug Michaels/Christian from RAW.

I guess we'll go with that since I didn't hear any TNA matches get pimped this week (although I heard Monty/Raven was "ok"). I thought HBK/Christian was about **3/4-***, which is good enough.

 

And after all that debate earlier about changing my name, I've come to a conclusion- I'll use my real name, Budro Jiggler.

 

Now, now, I liked CM Funk too, but it's been one year of that and I've had enough. Zack, if you would kindly do the deed, it would be greatly appreciated.

 

I would have asked Agent of Oblivion since he was actually calling for a name switch, but he wanted me to be called "Sizzlechest". ..

 

Don't cry for me, Fantasy Booking and Columns forum.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

Go, go Rhyno and Tajiri!