Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2004 I might buy Underquaker just so I can be that guy who actually bought it 10 years from now. It's kind of like how you flip through an old WWF Magazine and see a fucking Rockers or Berzerker t-shirt, and you just wish you had bought one for the novelty value 10-15 years later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2004 After seeing "UnderQuaker", I though "Holy shit, The Undertaker's turned into Captain Crunch! What's next, Kane as the Kool Aid Man (That would be so awesome, simply for the image of Kane busting through a wall ala Kool Aid Man, as flames inexplicibly appear.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2004 After seeing "UnderQuaker", I though "Holy shit, The Undertaker's turned into Captain Crunch! What's next, Kane as the Kool Aid Man (That would be so awesome, simply for the image of Kane busting through a wall ala Kool Aid Man, as flames inexplicibly appear.) Naw, that would be Quaker's old pal Typhoon/Shockmaster....but it wouldn't work out as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Daddy V1 Report post Posted September 10, 2004 I know this shirt looks like complete crap, but damn, I'd wear one, just to get people saying 'the hell is that on your shirt?' or 'that's got to be the stupidest thing ever'. Works great at parties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2004 You know what I WOULD buy? A Steve Austin wifebeater, wifebeater. Everyone knows the rattlesnake loves to keep his women in line, just like he used to keep the other WWE superstars in check. But sometimes, bitches be trippin', and just deserve a good ole' rattlesnake beatdown. Now, if you feel the same way, you can tell the world "hell yeah" by wearing this snug cotton tanktop, with a depiction of a smiling Stone Cold standing over a helpless blond diva. This one's sure to be a real "stunner". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2004 After seeing "UnderQuaker", I though "Holy shit, The Undertaker's turned into Captain Crunch! What's next, Kane as the Kool Aid Man (That would be so awesome, simply for the image of Kane busting through a wall ala Kool Aid Man, as flames inexplicibly appear.) Naw, that would be Quaker's old pal Typhoon/Shockmaster....but it wouldn't work out as well. So...How about an unholy merger of Shockmaster and Kane? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 So bad. The thing is, if they didn't have an 'undertaker' font and actually made any attempt to liken it to a quaker logo, it might almost be amusing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 After seeing "UnderQuaker", I though "Holy shit, The Undertaker's turned into Captain Crunch! What's next, Kane as the Kool Aid Man (That would be so awesome, simply for the image of Kane busting through a wall ala Kool Aid Man, as flames inexplicibly appear.) Bischoff: "Oh, that's it, Victoria! Because you keep doing that stupid dance, I'm making you face, tonight...KAAAAANE!" Victoria: Oh no! JR and Lawler: Oh no! Richards: Oh no! Kane: OH YEAH!...um, I mean....heeheehee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 Bischoff: "Oh, that's it, Victoria! Because you keep doing that stupid dance, I'm making you face, tonight...KAAAAANE!" Victoria: Oh no! JR and Lawler: Oh no! Richards: Oh no! Kane: OH YEAH!...um, I mean....heeheehee? That SO reminded me about that Family Guy episode. I just want Triple H/Taker to wear it on television. And have them shill it. My life would then be complete. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 Shawn Michaels “Just Man Rises” T-shirt Shawn Michaels is the possessor of a strong belief system that is responsible for his return to active competition in World Wrestling Entertainment. He knows in his heart that “the man upstairs” guides his personal and professional destiny, which currently points him into battle on the RAW brand contending for the coveted World Heavyweight Championship. On the reverse side, HBK realizes that there will come a time when the wrestling business must become a closed chapter in his storied life. That’s why Shawn hopes all fans will concur that the just man rises…and the just man falls. Support the greatest athletic treasure ever in WWE by wearing “The Heartbreak Kid’s” new T-shirt. Black. 100% cotton. Imported. Haha, that's the best parody t-shirt yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 They've got to stop with the Michael's religious merchandise. A subtle cross as his symbol is fine enough, but enough with these prophetic phrases. He's religious, yes, bust stop flaunting it. I don't see religious merchandise being made for Chris Jericho or even Eddie Guerrero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 Bischoff: "Oh, that's it, Victoria! Because you keep doing that stupid dance, I'm making you face, tonight...KAAAAANE!" Victoria: Oh no! JR and Lawler: Oh no! Richards: Oh no! Kane: OH YEAH!...um, I mean....heeheehee? That SO reminded me about that Family Guy episode. Haha, that was the first thing that came to mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 I'm...this...wow. Who the hell would wear these? Honestly. For $20 no less. Someone in merchandising needs to be circumsized by an epileptic. Students who go to the University of Pennsylvania? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 I want to see a G.I. Joe style parody shirt for Kurt Angle. Oh, and Canadian Chick is right, they need to cut down severely on the religious HBK stuff. I mean, I think one of his best shirts since he came back to action was his "Don't Hunt What You Can't Kill" shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 That just looks like utter shit, I really hope that no-one ever buys this, it's just so tasteless. Even worse though is this item John Cena boxers! For those people who love Cena so much, they want him nestling their package!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 11, 2004 I once bought an RTC shirt, and I wouldn't buy either of those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2004 What's wrong with the sweatshirt? And I consider myself the biggest dork in the world, but even I would laugh if I saw someone in one of the parody shirts. I'd want to make them feel as bad as possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2004 Ok, I'll admit it's just that I can't stand long-sleeved tops with patterns on the arm, they just look wrong somehow to me. That said, I still think they're over-doing this "John Cena Old School" stuff, the first t-shirt was pretty cool, but enough is enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Decadent Slacker Report post Posted September 12, 2004 I'm...this...wow. Who the hell would wear these? Honestly. For $20 no less. Someone in merchandising needs to be circumsized by an epileptic. Students who go to the University of Pennsylvania? Not outside of the realm of possibility. The Cena stuff looks like crap. Though all this quality merchandise makes me so want to see the shitty K-Mart brand stuff out there today, if any exists. & anyone else shocked by the lack of "deez nuts" pun on the boxers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2004 Underquaker is still not the worst piece of wrestling merchandise I've ever seen. One time I saw a Bret Hart shirt with an American flag on it. True story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Daddy V1 Report post Posted September 12, 2004 They've got to stop with the Michael's religious merchandise. A subtle cross as his symbol is fine enough, but enough with these prophetic phrases. He's religious, yes, bust stop flaunting it. I don't see religious merchandise being made for Chris Jericho or even Eddie Guerrero. That's so true, as ChrisMWaters is right, the 'Don't hunt what you can't kill' shirt is the only one that was even any good. I still want the Jesus fish shirt, because that was so bad of a parody at one time. Yes Shawn, we found Jesus too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2004 He knows in his heart that “the man upstairs” guides his personal and professional destiny, which currently points him into battle on the RAW brand contending for the coveted World Heavyweight Championship. He's not talking about God, he's talking about the guy in the sound booth that plays his entrance music every time he comes out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted September 13, 2004 After seeing "UnderQuaker", I though "Holy shit, The Undertaker's turned into Captain Crunch! What's next, Kane as the Kool Aid Man (That would be so awesome, simply for the image of Kane busting through a wall ala Kool Aid Man, as flames inexplicibly appear.) I know I'm late to the party, but.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Archibald Mutombo Report post Posted September 14, 2004 One time I saw a Bret Hart shirt with an American flag on it. True story. Too funny, Nevermortal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
