NFL Game Chatter Thread

[Guest GreatOne]

I knew the Browns were severely underrated. Noone was giving them a chance.

 

It's always great to see a non-fan give Cleveland some respect

 

 

Bruce Jacobs picked the Browns to win the AFC North

[Guest Flyboy]

Glad to see NO's defense still being the same.  *shakes head*

Alexander > McAllister

Keep wishing.

[AlwaysPissedOff]

Alexander owns Duece like Bama owns Ole Miss...

 

... Or like Jacksonville owns NO, hah!

[razazteca]

Alexander had 3 TDs.....how many did Deuce make today?

[Kinetic]

I caught the Washington-Tampa Bay game today and I have to say that I was really pleased with Fox's coverage of Joe Gibbs's return to football after a twelve year hiatus, which is to say that I didn't think they overhyped him at all. For instance, when Chris Collinsworth noted that so complete was Joe Gibbs's knowledge of the game that there would be no point in playing out the rest of the season, given that an ultimate Gibbs victory would never be in doubt, I had to nod my head in agreement. And when Joe Buck suggested simply chucking the Super Bowl format altogether in favor of the brand new AT&T 1-800-Collect Nokia Gibbs Bowl (brought to you by Verizon), pitting the Washington Redskins against the New England Patriots for the the newly renamed Joe Gibbs Trophy, I was amazed by his brilliant foresight. But Troy Aikman topped them all by not only suggesting that the Gibbs Bowl be held in the newly-christened RBC Wachovia Bank of America Joe Gibbs Stadium, but that Joe Gibbs be cloned twice and that the two Gibbs babies coach the opposing teams, lest another hapless coach be overwhelmed by the incredible coaching acumen of the original Gibbs. That's only fair. After all, even the Gibbs babies would have a grasp of the intricacies of the game that would be greater than 98% of all other NFL coaches, assuming that the other 2% were Joe Gibbs after suffering massive head trauma, which would still be better than any other coach. Except maybe for Bill Parcells, although only if super-intelligent aliens from the planet Gibbs replaced his brain with that of Joe Gibbs.

 

Thank you, Joe Gibbs. Thank you for returning from your self-imposed exile in the world of nitro-burnin' funny car hillbilly racing and gracing us once again with your great football mind. May you bring us 1,000 championships in a 1,000 years and rain of fire to all the nonbelievers! Gibbs! Gibbs! Gibbs!

[MrRant]

So... you wanted Tampa Bay to win huh?

[Guest Vitamin X]

I caught the Washington-Tampa Bay game today and I have to say that I was really pleased with Fox's coverage of Joe Gibbs's return to football after a twelve year hiatus, which is to say that I didn't think they overhyped him at all. For instance, when Chris Collinsworth noted that so complete was Joe Gibbs's knowledge of the game that there would be no point in playing out the rest of the season, given that an ultimate Gibbs victory would never be in doubt, I had to nod my head in agreement. And when Joe Buck suggested simply chucking the Super Bowl format altogether in favor of the brand new AT&T 1-800-Collect Nokia Gibbs Bowl (brought to you by Verizon), pitting the Washington Redskins against the New England Patriots for the the newly renamed Joe Gibbs Trophy, I was amazed by his brilliant foresight. But Troy Aikman topped them all by not only suggesting that the Gibbs Bowl be held in the newly-christened RBC Wachovia Bank of America Joe Gibbs Stadium, but that Joe Gibbs be cloned twice and that the two Gibbs babies coach the opposing teams, lest another hapless coach be overwhelmed by the incredible coaching acumen of the original Gibbs. That's only fair. After all, even the Gibbs babies would have a grasp of the intricacies of the game that would be greater than 98% of all other NFL coaches, assuming that the other 2% were Joe Gibbs after suffering massive head trauma, which would still be better than any other coach. Except maybe for Bill Parcells, although only if super-intelligent aliens from the planet Gibbs replaced his brain with that of Joe Gibbs.

 

Thank you, Joe Gibbs. Thank you for returning from your self-imposed exile in the world of nitro-burnin' funny car hillbilly racing and gracing us once again with your great football mind. May you bring us 1,000 championships in a 1,000 years and rain of fire to all the nonbelievers! Gibbs! Gibbs! Gibbs!

This was without a doubt, one of the best posts ever.

 

[Kinetic]

Yeah, I'm a long time Bucs fan. What was up with that offense, huh? Jesus fucking Christ.

[NoCalMike]

Well Joe Gibbs is that good though. I mean the term "great coach" gets thrown around a lot when a team happens to get hot. However, few are in Gibbs's league. And hey, the Skins had to win this after the ass kicking the Bucs gave us last year.....