Guest SteveyP93 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 In the ring, he’s patterned his style after the late Bruiser Brody, a marauder remembered for drawing the entire arena into his controlled chaos. Like Brody, Tomko can brawl - and he can wrestle. WWE.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 and yet Brody seem to have more character depth than some tattooed guy who can do the Can can for a finishing move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 That is an insult to Bruiser Brody. While Brody's matches aren't great, or even good, Tomko is only half the character that Brody was, if that. wwe.com doesn't know what the fuck they are talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeathBecomesYou Report post Posted September 14, 2004 That's fucking ridiculous, the next Bruiser Brody? More like the next Van Hammer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 But at least Van Hammer used a Slingshot Suplex as his finisher and didn't botch it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeathBecomesYou Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Speaking of which, what is Tomko's finisher anyway? Is he still using the big boot where he falls on his ass? I've been changing the channel out of habit whenever he's in the ring of late. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Tomko is the next Nathan Jones or Giant Gonzalez if he's anything. This is almost as bad as the Bradshaw = Stan Hansen crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 If you take away Brody's charisma ... and ability to get the fans to cheer and/or boo him (depending on which territory he was in) ... and original look ... and the fact that he was actually a pretty frightening guy, they might be right. Nah, even without all that, Brody > Tomko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 *Refrains from obvious* SEND HIM TO PUERTO RICO! DOH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 *Refrains from obvious* SEND HIM TO PUERTO RICO! DOH! It took THIS long to make a Puerto Rican stabbing joke? WWE Folder, you've let me down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 I only saw the thread this morning and was eagerly awaiting such a comment. I too am disappointed. For Shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 "Hey man! You think it is cool to look like a goat and fall on your ass? That's not cool. But what IS cool, is-- ::stabs Tomko in the shower:: HHH: Nice one, Carlos. ::poses, spits water:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 CZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH~! Don't make me laugh like that, I'm in class Bruiser Brody? More like Bruiser BEDLAM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Why did they even write that in the 1st place? The only people who would recognize Brody's name are obviously laughing at the comparison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Does this mean Tomko will try to go Freddy Kreuger on himself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Speaking of which, what is Tomko's finisher anyway? Is he still using the big boot where he falls on his ass? I've been changing the channel out of habit whenever he's in the ring of late. He uses a torture rack neckbreaker now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Brody was capable of *** - **** matches, let's not forget he was damn good in his day Granted these were matches with Race, Bockwinkel and Flair but Brody knew what the fuck he was doing /Brody mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Except that 10 years from now when someone says "Tyson Tomko" it'll usually be followed up with..."sounds familar, what did he do?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Except that 10 years from now when someone says "Tyson Tomko" it'll usually be followed up with..."sounds familar, what did he do?" And that in turn will be replied to by the phrase "fuck all". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SinToxic 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 I thought the Predator was the newly failed Bruiser wannabe. Very stupid, stealing ideas from a b-indie Japanese fed there Mr. McMahon. What's next a HHHustle-1 PPV? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Except that 10 years from now when someone says "Tyson Tomko" it'll usually be followed up with..."sounds familar, what did he do?" How sad is it that I, and possibly more people here, will remember Tomko for what he did in a thread we made rather than what he actually ended up doing? I swear, I have clearer memories of Tomko being the businessman that accompanies Fertig on Raw than the match he had last night. AND THE FIRST THING NEVER HAPPENED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 I get Nick Dinsmore and Fertig confused sometimes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I still think somebody at WWE read our thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benoit4hor 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Iam thinking more along the lines of Dan Spivey 2004. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Daddy V1 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I swear, that has to be the worst comparison ever......yeah, can't think of anything else that's worse..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Australian Pride 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Let's look on the bright side - Brody spent a lot of time in Japan so maybe Tomko will too. 360 days per year would be nice, and then he can come back the other 5 (or 6 in leap years) to visit his family over christmas. I'm not sure the Japanese deserve that much Tomko though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeathBecomesYou Report post Posted September 15, 2004 What's next a HHHustle-1 PPV? Don't give them any ideas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 I can see the next one. "So now who can we compare Rosey to?" "I dunno, what's he go going for him." "ehhh...runs around, wears a mask." "He's the next LYGER!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Don't diss the Ro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2004 Rosie is the next Vader Rhyno is the next Gary Albright Tomko is the next Jim Neidhart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
