haVoc 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2004 Britney Spears Says: 'I Do!' September 19, 2004 ET has confirmed that BRITNEY SPEARS and her dancer fiancé KEVIN FEDERLINE tied the knot in a surprise Saturday night ceremony in Studio City, CA. The bride wore a white strapless dress and Kevin donned a tuxedo as the two exchanged vows during a non-denominational ceremony. Twenty to thirty guests were on-hand for the event, which took place at a private home. Afterwards, everyone dined on a feast of chicken fingers and ribs while music played from a boombox. ET was there as the beaming bride left the house in the early hours of Sunday morning. A laughing Britney and her brand-new husband departed the home in a black SUV. Marrying Federline makes Britney more than a new wife, she's also now step-mom to Federline's 2-year-old and newborn baby with "Moesha" actress SHAR JACKSON. This is the second marriage in nine months for the songbird. (Her first, to friend JASON ALLEN ALEXANDER, was annulled only 55 hours after it began.) She met Kevin while he was dancing for LFO, a group that opened for Britney in 2000, but the pair's romantic relationship began in April of this year after they met again at a trendy Hollywood club. An injury brought the couple even closer. During a video shoot in New York with SNOOP DOGG, Britney, 22, slipped and hurt her knee, which required arthroscopic surgery, four months of rehabilitation, and the cancellation of the last leg of her Onyx Hotel Tour. Kevin, 26, was reportedly at Britney's side 24/7. Their relationship blossomed into something more on their flight from Ireland to New York. It was during that fateful flight that Kevin proposed and Britney quickly accepted. A week later, Britney was sporting an elegant and classic, five-carat, engagement ring. And now that the talented twosome has made it official, they may head down the same successful road as pop star pair and "Newlyweds" stars JESSICA SIMPSON and her hubby NICK LACHEY and appear in their own reality show. According to Us Weekly, Britney has been in talks with MTV executives about starring in a new season of the popular network series! Chicken fingers rule! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PlatinumBoy Report post Posted September 20, 2004 Let me say, I fucking hate ET--they refer to the pair as "The Talented Twosome". What fucking talent does he have? I just hope Conan unloads both barrels this week (I KNOW A GOOD PLACE FOR WHITE TRASH LIKE YOU TO STAY IN--THIS TRASHCAN!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2004 Who gives a fuck? I give them six months, tops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted September 21, 2004 How could anybody marry someone who is seemingly incapable of putting a cap on correctly? Six months would be a fucking miracle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2004 How could anybody marry someone who is seemingly incapable of putting a cap on correctly? The future Mrs. Barron? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted September 21, 2004 Has Britney never done SNL?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2004 My theory is that he is just marrying her so he can secretly video tape sex, and then make a fortune off of it. I mean face it, look at this guy's life. Take Britney out of the equation and he would be considered a BONIFIED SCUMBAG........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted September 21, 2004 Call me crazy, but I don't think he has to marry her to be in a position to videotape sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2004 Call me crazy, but I don't think he has to marry her to be in a position to videotape sex. well not to have sex, but maybe to get that extra trust with making a video tape....ya never know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2004 I guess the conclusion to the Spears saga is that you can take Britney out of the South, but you can't take the South out of Britney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PlatinumBoy Report post Posted September 21, 2004 I guess the conclusion to the Spears saga is that you can take Britney out of the South, but you can't take the South out of Britney To defend the South, it's more like you can take Britney out of the white trash, but you can't take the white trash out of Britney. White trash exists all over--but redneck areas of the South do have lots of em'. Also, white trash can't be cured, but growing up poor and Southern doesn't mean white trash. Example--Elvis couldn't be cured of white trashyness, but Johnny Cash grew up poor and in the South and was nothing but class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2004 I guess the conclusion to the Spears saga is that you can take Britney out of the South, but you can't take the South out of Britney To defend the South, it's more like you can take Britney out of the white trash, but you can't take the white trash out of Britney. White trash exists all over--but redneck areas of the South do have lots of em'. Also, white trash can't be cured, but growing up poor and Southern doesn't mean white trash. Example--Elvis couldn't be cured of white trashyness, but Johnny Cash grew up poor and in the South and was nothing but class. My bad, you are correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2004 And they say that its gays who will demean the sanctity of marriage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2004 And they say that its gays who will demean the sanctity of marriage They will. We can't have people STAYING married. Divorce is the circle of life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2004 I bet Britney enjoys the Snitsky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Horse hockey! Report post Posted September 23, 2004 SWERVE~ Britney Spears did not marry her boyfriend on Saturday night. It was all to throw the media! What is up with her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted September 23, 2004 She's what is commonly known as an "Attention Whore". She hasn't done anything of note in quite some time so somehow she came to the conclusion that pretending to get married is a good way of attracting attention. Loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2004 She is married. That's just Us Weekly being stupid and spinning a story. Tabloids are the real attention whores. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2004 They have 90 days to get a marriage license. The ceremony is the spiritial aspect of it, the license is the legal aspect. US Weekley likes to make some cock and bull stories. I wouldn't give a fuck if I was her. She did what she wanted to do. Besides it'll come crashing down in like 6 months or so anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2004 She's what is commonly known as an "Attention Whore". She hasn't done anything of note in quite some time so somehow she came to the conclusion that pretending to get married is a good way of attracting attention. Loser. I'd say that if you're a multi-millionaire, there's a good chance you aren't a loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted September 23, 2004 Because money makes you a winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Source It appears now that Britney wants to actually be referred to by her married name, which I suppose is kind of refreshing given how many celeb women roll with their maiden name long after marriage, but "Britney Federline" just doesn't quite roll off the tongue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 She could just do that retarded hypen thing: Federline-Spears. Or is it Spears-Federline?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 No, she'll call herself "Britney" since she is the New Coke version of Madonna. Even less taste and completely worthless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Because money makes you a winner! Yeah....it kinda does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2004 Because money makes you a winner! Yeah....it kinda does. Unless you're the Red Sox (and I'm a Sox fan) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Because money makes you a winner! Yeah....it kinda does. Unless you're the Red Sox (and I'm a Sox fan) Or the Washington Redskins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Because money makes you a winner! Yeah....it kinda does. Unless you're the Red Sox (and I'm a Sox fan) Or the Washington Redskins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Because money makes you a winner! Yeah....it kinda does. Not so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Because money makes you a winner! Yeah....it kinda does. Unless you're the Red Sox (and I'm a Sox fan) Or the Washington Redskins I feel your pain. I went through it with the Baltimore Orioles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
