So I'm pretty blitzed off some middies right now..

[Guest Quik]

So Raw ended, and I decided since I had allready destroyed my mind enough tonight by witnessing the Kane/Lita angle, I should kill a few more brain cells by doing some bingers. Sadly, all my roomate and I have left are some mids, so I smoked myself retard amidst the stench of shitty weed. Whatever. If you pack enough in the bowl and bong it, you'll get fucked up.

 

Anyway, this has led to one of my worst mental breakthroughs ever: posting Raw thoughts while stoned as shit. I figure it won't fit in the WWE folder, so I'll post it amidst the caring, encouraging posts of Hardcore Discussion. Let's begin:

 

1. Ric Flair should retire. He's a joke now; the Flair flop and that toss off the top turnbuckle are basically all that remains of the former legend. He botched the RKO bump for Christ's sake... that's worse than HBK's pedigree back when he was still bullshitting Vince about how bad his back was. The only thing that redeems Flair are his drunken, crazy old man promos, but still, if I wanted to watch some crazy redneck ramble about who he's gonna fight in a few hours, I'd go down to Alabama.

 

2. 90% of Randy Orton's fanbase are women. When he came out to the ring tonight, every bitch in the arena stood to their feet and screamed. Any guy that accompanied one of those women to the arena sat there muttering to themselves "She's gonna think about him while I fuck her tonight."

 

3. The Kane/Lita pregnancy angle is the funniest thing ever. Kane has been thrust into a sympathetic face role in an angle that originated with him blackmailing Lita into sleeping with him, getting her knocked up, and then pummelling her boyfriend halfway to death in order to marry her next to a demonic midget best man and a wall of fire. This lapse of logic is perhaps the greatest since Vince decided it would be a good idea to have Triple H fuck a manequin while wearing a Kane mask. Besides the sheer offensive nature of using a miscarriage to achieve a sympathetic face reaction, Vince has also decided to one-up himself by putting some guy named Gene Snitzki into a short-term feud that includes talking with a guy who should by all means be a heel. The only thing that could have made that hospital scene better would be Kane running out of the room with blood covering his hands as he screams. You figure if you're gonna put something so rediculous on in the first place, you might as well go all out and freak your audeince out as much as possible. Then again, at least he didn't walk out of the room with a hand.

 

This fed amazes me. But at least they don't have a former footbal player and a heroin addict involved with their ME picture.

[The Niggardly King 0]

It took some shitty weed for you to come to those realizations....

[Jingus 0]

Sadly, all my roomate and I have left are some mids, so I smoked myself retard amidst the stench of shitty weed. Whatever. If you pack enough in the bowl and bong it, you'll get fucked up.

Having myself on several droughty occasions packed bowls with chopped-up stems and ground-down seeds, I hear ya brother.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

...you think about wrestling when you're high.

 

Jesus, dude. No.

 

K.

[snuffbox 0]

Sadly, all my roomate and I have left are some mids, so I smoked myself retard amidst the stench of shitty weed. Whatever. If you pack enough in the bowl and bong it, you'll get fucked up.

Having myself on several droughty occasions packed bowls with chopped-up stems and ground-down seeds, I hear ya brother.

Goddamn man...just go buy a couple 40s and a pack of camels when the maridope goes dry.

[Guest Mad the Swine]

{Flair} botched the RKO bump for Christ's sake... that's worse than HBK's pedigree back when he was still bullshitting Vince about how bad his back was.

I think Flair (who has been working through a groin injury) was hurt when Benoit was putting him in the crossface.

 

He wasn't putting any weight on his left leg when Orton RKOed him and seemed to be trying to avoid landing on it.

[Jingus 0]

Goddamn man...just go buy a couple 40s and a pack of camels when the maridope goes dry.

I already smoke a pack of camels a day, and alcohol tends to make me get the hangover before I'm halfway drunk, so I'm fucked either way.

[Guest Quik]

Sadly, all my roomate and I have left are some mids, so I smoked myself retard amidst the stench of shitty weed. Whatever. If you pack enough in the bowl and bong it, you'll get fucked up.

Having myself on several droughty occasions packed bowls with chopped-up stems and ground-down seeds, I hear ya brother.

Oh man dude. That's how you go sterile.

[Jingus 0]

Well, I never really wanted kids anyway. (And I've heard that the stems and seeds cause extra brain damage, not sterility; time to visit Snopes and try to find out the truth.)

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Kibagami wins.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Here's a question for you Quik.....

 

You watch RAW when your NOT high?

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I think Flair (who has been working through a groin injury) was hurt when Benoit was putting him in the crossface.

Probably caught his cock in a toilet door when he was running around a public bar in his boxers. It's his party piece.

[1234-5678 0]

Has anyone heard of "Opium Lettuce"? My friend makes his blunts half weed and half of that these days. It smells terrific and I'm not a smoker, but man, it did it's job the other night.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

That's Lactuca canadensis, and you're totally wasting your time if you're not making an extraction, and smoking it cut down to something more crystalline. Salvia divinorum is the same way (which I'm growing and selling clones of soon by the way). If nothing else, the raw leaf dried and smoked will make your weed stretch a little further, but any additional effect is probably in your head, as the concentrations just aren't there for it to be too narcotic. Set it up correctly though, and you'll get gourded.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

By the way, the two plants I metioned there are completely unscheduled by the US government.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

What does that mean.

Why don't you speak English.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Salvia worth trying?

 

K.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Only if you do it right. Otherwise, not at all.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What does that mean.

Why don't you speak English.

Why did you use periods instead of question marks? Is this a reference that went over my head? I'd be embarassed.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I like the way it reads w/o ?s.

 

So, what the hell are you talking about. I don't know drugs very well.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm speaking of the vast vast realm of natural botanicals and legal test chemicals that can get a person fucked up. There's more to drugs than just pot and crack.

 

Salvia divinorum is a strong hallucinogen, and it's also just a common houseplant. Would you like to buy one? I'm going to make some clones.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

pm me for further discussion

[godthedog 0]

Kibagami wins.

 

fatality.

edited for effect.

[Guest Quik]

Yo man, Salvia's the next big thing, 'cause it F5's anyone who smokes it.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

AoO.....that sounds like some cool shit right there. Can I get some?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm going to make a separate Salvia thread when I'm open for business.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I'm going to make a separate Salvia thread when I'm open for business.

EDIT: Coming to threads high late at night = edited post........

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yo man, Salvia's the next big thing, 'cause it F5's anyone who smokes it.

and nobody listen to this dumbass, either.

[Guest Quik]

Yo man, Salvia's the next big thing, 'cause it F5's anyone who smokes it.

and nobody listen to this dumbass, either.

Thou shalt not talk smack. Salvia's gonna be illegal in the next few years, so I'd hop to it and start sellin' that shit ASAP. A pal of mine's in NA, apparently it comes up among the heads of the meetings as a new problem.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hogwash. It's not nearly popular enough yet. Besides, the shit is a common houseplant. It has pretty foliage and a square stalk.