The OAO "Thank GOD the Diva Search is over Thread"

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Ok, so..

 

Edge is still hurt, Im guessing..

Orton will wrestle Flair..

 

Its either Benoit or HBK vs HHH at TT.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I did do the Orton "arm pose" this weekend at my big Indy Jello Wrestling Palooza....

[BorneAgain 0]

Didn't Rico beat Flair last year?

 

 

Nevermind, Ric....

Close. It was in 2002, and was the catalyst for Flair turning heel and joining HHH.

[Guest Mickey Al]

Clearly, Benoit is jobbing to HHH for just the fact that he's DA GAME!~!@~@!~@!~!@~~

[Ted the Poster 0]

Reduced to judging how drunk a man is....

 

What the hell has happened to 'wrestling' fans!?!?

Hey now! My Jake Roberts Scale is a tried and true method.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Flair's still light years better than all the guys he bashed in kayfabe.

 

HBK? Not as good as Flair.

 

Hart? Nah, he's the closest to Flair of the guys mentioned.

 

Foley? Nuh-uh

 

Hogan? Heh.

 

Flair's fucking telling it like it is.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

"I would sneak into my parents' bathroom and slip on their bathrobe...you know..."

 

[Guest Quik]

I think we all do the Orton arm thing every once in a while. Maybe more often than once in a while. Mainly because it's horribly obnoxious, but still... it's fun.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Yes run down Flair.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

How can a wrestling fan degenerate?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD FLAIR

[Exslade ZX 0]

"I would sneak into my parents' bathroom and slip on their bathrobe...you know..."

 

I know, I also got the notion he was about to say something 'freaky' before he finished.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels are/were eons better than Ric Flair...and I'm the resident WCW mark.

[Guest Quik]

Make the old man cry, Randy.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

He should just say it..

 

Flair is HHH's bitch.

[Ted the Poster 0]

This is the dialogue of an after school special.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

HHH is my friend.

 

No, Ric, HHH is nobody's friend. If HHH was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Holy shit Orton has graduated to fucking AWESOME mic skills in 2k4.

[Guest Mickey Al]

Flair was just a formula worker who had Race and Steamboat to give him great matches.

 

Flair leaves Evolution!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I think we all do the Orton arm thing every once in a while. Maybe more often than once in a while. Mainly because it's horribly obnoxious, but still... it's fun.

All the fucking time. Cause it really is fucking annoying.

[Slayer 0]

Why am I reminded of Luke trying to turn Vader back to the light side?

[Guest CronoT]

Orton FINALLY said what we've all wanted to hear about Flair BJ'ing HHH for months now.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels are/were eons better than Ric Flair...and I'm the resident WCW mark.

That's funny.

 

Hart was pretty close: Flair only blows his ass away in drawing power, longevity, pure athleticism, and number of five star matches.

 

I personally think HBK is grossly, GROSSLY, overrated.

 

Flair is STILL number One.

[Exslade ZX 0]

How can a wrestling fan degenerate?

Well I'm sure there was a point when everyone wouldn't go 'hmmm...let's see if we can tell how drunk he is right now'..

 

And this is even when Jake Roberts WAS wrestling.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Ric Flair one-night face turn to challenge HHH...again?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Raw has been pretty good? Agree?

[Ted the Poster 0]

If HHH was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

HA!

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

AWESOME segment!

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

Hey! Orton shouldn't say!

That Ric Flair is a washed up hack

[Guest Mickey Al]

Wow, what a good promo from Orton.