The Day before Lockdown

[Guest carnage]

28Sept04

 

Dear Diary:

 

Today is a good day. My doctors have informed me that I will be allowed to watch SWF Lockdown on TV tomorrow night. That makes me very happy. Very happy.They said as long as I don't hurt anyone they will let me stay up and see the show. I will do my very best not to injure anyone...until after the show anyway.

The nurses were very upset because they said watching the SWF might be overstimulating for me. I am glad the doctors don't listen to the nurses.

My wait is almost over. My lawyer told me that after nine long years as an unwilling guest in this institution the state has finally given up in trying to keep me here. He said they believe that I am normal now. That makes me happy as well.

I have learned a lot of little subtle things to do here that makes my life easier. I no longer tell my doctors about the voices in my head. I don't think they would like to know what those voices are telling me to do. When my doctors show me those ink pictures and ask me what I see I have learned to always answer puppies and clowns. I just don't bother to tell them the clowns have huge teeth and carry chainsaws and the puppies are gutted and on fire and have sticks running through their carcases and people are screaming and the fires of hell...

 

Oh sorry I was babbling

 

At any rate I am very happy to finally be able to watch SWF Lockdown tomorrow night. It won't be long before my wait is over and I will be allowed to wrestle there. I might even see my next opponent in action at Lockdown. That would make me very happy. I might even smile. It's been so many years since I really injured someone badly. I can't wait to do it again. I can't wait to hear the blood curdling screams of pain as limbs are broken. I can't wait to see the blood pouring from gapping wounds. I can't wait to see the look of terror in my opponents face when they realize that I am about too...

 

Oh well I won't have to wait much longer

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Now that is dedication, folks. Two different pens, one blue, one black, not to mention the effort it must take to make sure certain words are italicized or bolded. Were I to have a diary, I wouldn't put that much effort into it. Then again, I'm not as insane as Carnage.

 

Or am I?

 

Zed, what do you think? Who's crazier? GOdrizzle or Carnazzle?

[Guest Horse hockey!]

Fo' shizzle.

[Toxxic 0]

Ok. That was funny. Carnage, if you're trying to be taken seriosuly that's the wrong way to do it... but I found it amusing.

 

Just wait til Janus gets back though. THEN you'll be SORRY

[janusd 0]

Just wait til Janus gets back though. THEN you'll be SORRY

The cheque's in the mail for continually putting me over.

[King Cucaracha 0]

I actually like the use of tags. As it's in a 'diary', it makes Carnage seem like a bit of a nutjob...which the character is apparantely.

 

And to be honest, you can do whatever the hell promos you want as long as you can write matches.

[Toxxic 0]

Just wait til Janus gets back though. THEN you'll be SORRY

The cheque's in the mail for continually putting me over.

It's what i do to make sure YOU put ME over when you come back. You big bastard you.

[Guest Suicide King]

In addition to the bolding and italicizing, I have the sneaking suspicion that he is misspelling certain words on purpose as well. He's some sort of mad genius!