kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 Just a note -- Week 6 will have a different deadline. I'll be out of state until probably Saturday night, so the deadline will probably be midnight Saturday (13 hours from kickoff) or whenever I get home. Results... Cincinnati (Swift Terror 3-1) d Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland) 8-6 CIN: CIN/JAX/NE/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/ATL/AZ/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/23 (pm) PIT: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/MIA/TEN/STL/BAL/24 DIFF: CIN/PIT, NYG/GB, ATL/CAR, AZ/NO, NYJ/MIA Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 2-2) d. Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-2) 8-5 IND: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/ /STL/KC/24 JAX: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/MIA/TEN/STL/BAL/24 (pm) DIFF: CIN/PIT, IND/JAX, ATL/CAR, NYJ/MIA, KC/BAL, 24/24 Buffalo (Bob Barron 3-0) d. New England (nl5xsk1 0-3) 5-5 + TB; Bob 13-17=4, nl5x 20-31=11 NE: CIN/JAX/BUF/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/20 BUF: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/HOU/CHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/13 DIFF: CIN/PIT, BUF/NE, NYG/GB, PHI/CHI, 20/13 Green Bay (Vitamin X 3-1) d. N.Y. Giants (Cartman 3-1) 9-5 NYG: CIN/JAX/BUF/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/20 GB: PIT/JAX/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/13 (ep) DIFF: CIN/PIT, BUF/NE, HOU/OAK, WAS/CLE, CAR/ATL, TEN/SD, 20/13 Houston (Bored 3-1) d. Oakland (The Bitch 1-3) 9-8 OAK: PIT/IND/BUF/NYG/OAK/PHI/WAS/ATL/AZ/TB/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/27 HOU: CIN/IND/BUF/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/CAR/AZ/TB/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/20 DIFF: PIT/CIN, NYG/GB, OAK/HOU, WAS/CLE, ATL/CAR, SF/STL, BAL/KC Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 2-2) d. Philadelphia (MD 2020 2-2) 8-6 PHI: PIT/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/24 CHI: PIT/IND/NE/GB/HOU/CHI/CLE/ATL/AZ/DEN/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/20 DIFF: OAK/HOU, PHI/CHI, WAS/CLE, NO/AZ, 24/20 Cleveland (SFA Jack 2-2) d. Washington (Human Fly 0-4) 6-5 WAS: CIN/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/24 CLE: CIN/IND/BUF/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/CAR/NO/DEN/MIA/SD/STL/BAL/21 (pm) DIFF: NE/BUF, OAK/HOU, WAS/CLE, NYJ/MIA, TEN/SD Atlanta (Lightning Flik 3-1) d. Carolina (Fazzle 0-3) 8-7 ATL: PIT/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/28 (pm) CAR: PIT/IND/BUF/NYG/OAK/CHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/18 DIFF: NE/BUF, GB/NYG, PHI/CHI, SD/TEN, BAL/KC Arizona (Vern Gagne 3-1) d. New Orleans (A Mike SC 1-3) 9-7 NO: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/TB/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/27 AZ: CIN/IND/NE/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/ATL/AZ/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/19 (pm) DIFF: GB/NYG, CAR/ATL, NO/AZ, TB/DEN, SD/TEN Denver (Canadian Chris 3-1) d. Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-3) 9-8 DEN: PIT/IND/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/MIA/SD/STL/BAL/20 (pm) TB: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/13 DIFF: PIT/CIN, NYG/GB, OAK/HOU, ATL/CAR, MIA/NYJ, SD/TEN, BAL/KC Miami (Spaceman Spiff 1-3) d. N.Y. Jets (Gert T 0-3) 8-6 NYJ: PIT/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/20 (pm) MIA: PIT/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/TB/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/16 DIFF: OAK/HOU, DEN/TB, 20/16 San Diego (Slasher Flick 3-1) d. Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-2) 7-6 TEN: CIN/JAX/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/CLE/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/28 SD: PIT/JAX/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/MIA/TEN/STL/BAL/17 (pm) DIFF: CIN/PIT, GB/NYG, CAR/ATL, NYJ/MIA, KC/BAL St. Louis (Cerebus 316 2-2) d. San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 2-2) 8-3 STL: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/14 SF: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/OAK/CHI/WAS/CAR/NO/TB/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/28 (ep) DIFF: CIN/PIT, IND/JAX, HOU/OAK, PHI/CHI, CLE/WAS, ATL/CAR, DEN/TB, STL/SF, 14/28 Kansas City (No Good Nick 2-2) d. Baltimore (Dr. Tom 1-3) 10-7 KC: PIT/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/24 (pm) BAL: CIN/IND/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/467(TSM column -- I adjusted winners to match point spreads) DIFF: PIT/CIN, GB/NYG, HOU/OAK, CLE/WAS, ATL/CAR, TEN/SD, KC/BAL Open date: Dallas (BX), Detroit (Bravesfan), Minnesota (La Parka Marka), Seattle (Mr. Rant) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 HOLY SHIT~! I'm 3-1!! DAMN! NO WAY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 I'm surprised that four playoff teams of a year ago -- Dr. Tom, Gert, Fazzle and Human Fly -- are a combined 1-13... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 1-13?! Damn... That's really messed up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 4, 2004 I have the exact same record as I did last year at this time. Though Miami was 0-2 when I took over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 To paraphrase Phil Hellmuth, if it weren't for bad picks I'd win every time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted October 4, 2004 That was stupid of me to pick the 49ers over the Rams. Oh well, the Chiefs certainly aren't going to beat the Ravens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 I'm surprised that four playoff teams of a year ago -- Dr. Tom, Gert, Fazzle and Human Fly -- are a combined 1-13... I blame the spread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 I thank the spread. That and I choose more wisely now. ...although, only in the picks that matter probably. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 4, 2004 I blame my shoddy special teams and my head cheerleader being a whore. That is all. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 I blame Mike's head cheerleader being a whore, too. She's kept me... uh, distracted, and my picks have suffered. Besides, there's only one "spread" I think of when she's around, and it's not the points one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 4, 2004 I blame Mike's head cheerleader being a whore, too. She's kept me... uh, distracted, and my picks have suffered. Besides, there's only one "spread" I think of when she's around, and it's not the points one... I don't suppose she told you that she has crabs. And her crabs have lice. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 5, 2004 And the lice are feisty liberals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted October 5, 2004 So I lsot because Kyle Boller is the worst qb is history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 3-0 <PF: 21, PA: 20, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-0> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 1-3 <PF: 32, PA: 33, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-0> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 0-3 <PF: 19, PA: 23, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-1, Div: 1-0> New York Jets (Gert T) 0-3 <PF: 16, PA: 25, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 0-0, Div: 0-1> AFC NORTH Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 3-1 <PF: 30, PA: 28, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 3-1 <PF: 32, PA: 34, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 2-2 <PF: 30, PA: 34, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-0> Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 1-3 <PF: 32, PA: 33, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2> AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 3-1 <PF: 32, PA: 31, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 27, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-2 <PF: 30, PA: 28, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 2-2 <PF: 28, PA: 27, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 3-1 <PF: 29, PA: 31, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-0> San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 3-1 <PF: 32, PA: 24, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-1> Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 2-2 <PF: 32, PA: 27, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-1> Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 1-3 <PF: 33, PA: 33, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0> NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 3-1 <PF: 29, PA: 30, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-0> Dallas Cowboys (BX) 2-1 <PF: 25, PA: 22, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 0-4 <PF: 23, PA: 31, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-2 DIV: 0-2> NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 3-1 <PF: 35, PA: 24, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-1> Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 2-1 <PF: 28, PA: 20, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0> Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2> Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 1-2 <PF: 22, PA: 22, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 3-1 <PF: 30, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-0> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 1-3 <PF: 32, PA: 33, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0> New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 1-3 <PF: 28, PA: 29, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-0> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 0-3 <PF: 14, PA: 23, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-1> NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 3-1 <PF: 29, PA: 29, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0> Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 2-1 <PF: 23, PA: 22, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-1> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 2-2 <PF: 25, PA: 22, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-1> San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 2-2 <PF: 26, PA: 29, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 I've got a two game lead on both the Bucs and Saints, and a 3 game lead on the Panthers. Awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 5, 2004 So the Packers, Cardinals, Falcons, and Giants are the best in the NFC right now. Packers hold a tiebreaker for beating the Giants and the Falcons for beating the Cardinals. Awesome. The real life Pack SHOULD be 3-1 also if not for injuries and stupid mistakes. Not to mention bad coaching. Okay, maybe they shouldn't be 3-1 then... :-\ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 Don't even think about tie-breakers now. Last year was such a clusterfuck in regards to end-of-season tie-breakers, I still have nightmares trying to sift through that wreckage of bubble teams... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 Aw the tie-breakers made it fun last year... Although speaking of freaking ties, I would've been in the playoffs if there wasn't a fucking tie that fazzle got, that made him get into the NFC South Wild Card last year. You can't imagine my joy at looking down from the top of my division to see him at dead freaking last this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 All I can say is... 13 weeks to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 I gotta admit that I'm kinda surprised at how sucky my division is. We only had ONE team with a .500 record last year and we are currently on pace for that again. Although this time, I'm the one team that will be above .500 when the season ends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 Houston Texans (Bored) 2-2 <PF: 32, PA: 31, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0> Shouldn't I be 3-1? Uh oh maybe this is revenge for basically stealing your idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
