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Just a note -- Week 6 will have a different deadline. I'll be out of state until probably Saturday night, so the deadline will probably be midnight Saturday (13 hours from kickoff) or whenever I get home.

 

Results...

 

Cincinnati (Swift Terror 3-1) d Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland) 8-6

CIN: CIN/JAX/NE/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/ATL/AZ/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/23 (pm)

PIT: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/MIA/TEN/STL/BAL/24

DIFF: CIN/PIT, NYG/GB, ATL/CAR, AZ/NO, NYJ/MIA

 

Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 2-2) d. Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-2) 8-5

IND: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/ /STL/KC/24

JAX: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/MIA/TEN/STL/BAL/24 (pm)

DIFF: CIN/PIT, IND/JAX, ATL/CAR, NYJ/MIA, KC/BAL, 24/24

 

Buffalo (Bob Barron 3-0) d. New England (nl5xsk1 0-3) 5-5 + TB; Bob 13-17=4, nl5x 20-31=11

NE: CIN/JAX/BUF/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/20

BUF: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/HOU/CHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/13

DIFF: CIN/PIT, BUF/NE, NYG/GB, PHI/CHI, 20/13

 

Green Bay (Vitamin X 3-1) d. N.Y. Giants (Cartman 3-1) 9-5

NYG: CIN/JAX/BUF/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/20

GB: PIT/JAX/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/13 (ep)

DIFF: CIN/PIT, BUF/NE, HOU/OAK, WAS/CLE, CAR/ATL, TEN/SD, 20/13

 

Houston (Bored 3-1) d. Oakland (The Bitch 1-3) 9-8

OAK: PIT/IND/BUF/NYG/OAK/PHI/WAS/ATL/AZ/TB/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/27

HOU: CIN/IND/BUF/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/CAR/AZ/TB/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/20

DIFF: PIT/CIN, NYG/GB, OAK/HOU, WAS/CLE, ATL/CAR, SF/STL, BAL/KC

 

Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 2-2) d. Philadelphia (MD 2020 2-2) 8-6

PHI: PIT/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/24

CHI: PIT/IND/NE/GB/HOU/CHI/CLE/ATL/AZ/DEN/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/20

DIFF: OAK/HOU, PHI/CHI, WAS/CLE, NO/AZ, 24/20

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack 2-2) d. Washington (Human Fly 0-4) 6-5

WAS: CIN/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/24

CLE: CIN/IND/BUF/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/CAR/NO/DEN/MIA/SD/STL/BAL/21 (pm)

DIFF: NE/BUF, OAK/HOU, WAS/CLE, NYJ/MIA, TEN/SD

 

Atlanta (Lightning Flik 3-1) d. Carolina (Fazzle 0-3) 8-7

ATL: PIT/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/28 (pm)

CAR: PIT/IND/BUF/NYG/OAK/CHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/18

DIFF: NE/BUF, GB/NYG, PHI/CHI, SD/TEN, BAL/KC

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne 3-1) d. New Orleans (A Mike SC 1-3) 9-7

NO: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/TB/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/27

AZ: CIN/IND/NE/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/ATL/AZ/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/19 (pm)

DIFF: GB/NYG, CAR/ATL, NO/AZ, TB/DEN, SD/TEN

 

Denver (Canadian Chris 3-1) d. Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-3) 9-8

DEN: PIT/IND/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/MIA/SD/STL/BAL/20 (pm)

TB: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/13

DIFF: PIT/CIN, NYG/GB, OAK/HOU, ATL/CAR, MIA/NYJ, SD/TEN, BAL/KC

 

Miami (Spaceman Spiff 1-3) d. N.Y. Jets (Gert T 0-3) 8-6

NYJ: PIT/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/20 (pm)

MIA: PIT/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/TB/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/16

DIFF: OAK/HOU, DEN/TB, 20/16

 

San Diego (Slasher Flick 3-1) d. Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-2) 7-6

TEN: CIN/JAX/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/CLE/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/28

SD: PIT/JAX/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/MIA/TEN/STL/BAL/17 (pm)

DIFF: CIN/PIT, GB/NYG, CAR/ATL, NYJ/MIA, KC/BAL

 

St. Louis (Cerebus 316 2-2) d. San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 2-2) 8-3

STL: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/14

SF: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/OAK/CHI/WAS/CAR/NO/TB/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/28 (ep)

DIFF: CIN/PIT, IND/JAX, HOU/OAK, PHI/CHI, CLE/WAS, ATL/CAR, DEN/TB, STL/SF, 14/28

 

Kansas City (No Good Nick 2-2) d. Baltimore (Dr. Tom 1-3) 10-7

KC: PIT/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/24 (pm)

BAL: CIN/IND/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/467(TSM column -- I adjusted winners to match point spreads)

DIFF: PIT/CIN, GB/NYG, HOU/OAK, CLE/WAS, ATL/CAR, TEN/SD, KC/BAL

 

Open date: Dallas (BX), Detroit (Bravesfan), Minnesota (La Parka Marka), Seattle (Mr. Rant)

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

I have the exact same record as I did last year at this time. Though Miami was 0-2 when I took over.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

That was stupid of me to pick the 49ers over the Rams. Oh well, the Chiefs certainly aren't going to beat the Ravens.

Guest MikeSC
Posted

I blame my shoddy special teams and my head cheerleader being a whore.

 

That is all.

-=Mike

Posted

I blame Mike's head cheerleader being a whore, too. She's kept me... uh, distracted, and my picks have suffered. Besides, there's only one "spread" I think of when she's around, and it's not the points one...

Guest MikeSC
Posted
I blame Mike's head cheerleader being a whore, too. She's kept me... uh, distracted, and my picks have suffered. Besides, there's only one "spread" I think of when she's around, and it's not the points one...

I don't suppose she told you that she has crabs.

 

And her crabs have lice.

-=Mike

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

So I lsot because Kyle Boller is the worst qb is history.

Posted

AFC EAST

 

Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 3-0 <PF: 21, PA: 20, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-0>

 

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 1-3 <PF: 32, PA: 33, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-0>

 

New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 0-3 <PF: 19, PA: 23, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-1, Div: 1-0>

 

New York Jets (Gert T) 0-3 <PF: 16, PA: 25, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 0-0, Div: 0-1>

 

 

AFC NORTH

 

Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 3-1 <PF: 30, PA: 28, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1>

 

Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 3-1 <PF: 32, PA: 34, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1>

 

Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 2-2 <PF: 30, PA: 34, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-0>

 

Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 1-3 <PF: 32, PA: 33, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2>

 

AFC SOUTH

 

Houston Texans (Bored) 3-1 <PF: 32, PA: 31, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0>

 

Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 27, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1>

 

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-2 <PF: 30, PA: 28, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1>

 

Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 2-2 <PF: 28, PA: 27, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1>

 

AFC WEST

 

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 3-1 <PF: 29, PA: 31, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-0>

 

San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 3-1 <PF: 32, PA: 24, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-1>

 

Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 2-2 <PF: 32, PA: 27, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-1>

 

Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 1-3 <PF: 33, PA: 33, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0>

 

NFC EAST

 

New York Giants (Cartman) 3-1 <PF: 29, PA: 30, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-0>

 

Dallas Cowboys (BX) 2-1 <PF: 25, PA: 22, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0>

 

Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1>

 

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 0-4 <PF: 23, PA: 31, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-2 DIV: 0-2>

 

NFC NORTH

 

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 3-1 <PF: 35, PA: 24, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-1>

 

Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 2-1 <PF: 28, PA: 20, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0>

 

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2>

 

Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 1-2 <PF: 22, PA: 22, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0>

 

NFC SOUTH

 

Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 3-1 <PF: 30, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-0>

 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 1-3 <PF: 32, PA: 33, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0>

 

New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 1-3 <PF: 28, PA: 29, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-0>

 

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 0-3 <PF: 14, PA: 23, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-1>

 

NFC WEST

 

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 3-1 <PF: 29, PA: 29, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0>

 

Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 2-1 <PF: 23, PA: 22, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-1>

 

St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 2-2 <PF: 25, PA: 22, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-1>

 

San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 2-2 <PF: 26, PA: 29, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2>

Guest Vitamin X
Posted

So the Packers, Cardinals, Falcons, and Giants are the best in the NFC right now. Packers hold a tiebreaker for beating the Giants and the Falcons for beating the Cardinals.

 

Awesome. The real life Pack SHOULD be 3-1 also if not for injuries and stupid mistakes. Not to mention bad coaching. Okay, maybe they shouldn't be 3-1 then... :-\

Posted

Aw the tie-breakers made it fun last year...

 

Although speaking of freaking ties, I would've been in the playoffs if there wasn't a fucking tie that fazzle got, that made him get into the NFC South Wild Card last year.

 

You can't imagine my joy at looking down from the top of my division to see him at dead freaking last this year.

Posted

I gotta admit that I'm kinda surprised at how sucky my division is. We only had ONE team with a .500 record last year and we are currently on pace for that again.

 

:D Although this time, I'm the one team that will be above .500 when the season ends.

Posted
Houston Texans (Bored) 2-2 <PF: 32, PA: 31, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0>

Shouldn't I be 3-1? Uh oh maybe this is revenge for basically stealing your idea.

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