kkk NFL pick 'em contest thread: Week 5

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Last night I posted my tie breaker. Just so it was in on time.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Okie Dokie -- the deadline has come and gone.

 

And if you didn't know already, if there's an (ep) by the picks of a poster, like, say, fazzle and Always Pissed Off, that means I'm using their emergency picks. If there's a (pm) by the picks of a poster, like, say Vern and C. Chris, that means they PM'd me their picks.

 

I am also keeping track of how many times people have to resort to their emergency picks...

[Lightning Flik]

I'm so hoping my division just all choke with me getting the sole win.

 

Because they'll be hard pressed as hell to catch up to me.

[MrRant]

Great. Chances are that Pittsburgh is going to cover the spread and if the Giants hold on then it will be down to the MNF game.

[Lightning Flik]

DIFF: PIT/CLE, HOU/MIN, NYG/DAL, IND/OAK, BUF/NYJ, JAX/SD, SF/AZ

 

Let's see... From the first four games, we are tied at 2 a piece. Hopefully I win two of the next three or I lose.

[fazzle]

Woo! My EP get me my first win!

[Lightning Flik]

DIFF: PIT/CLE, HOU/MIN, NYG/DAL, IND/OAK, BUF/NYJ, JAX/SD, SF/AZ

Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5)

(4.5) Minnesota at Houston

N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5)

Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5)

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego

(2.5) Arizona at San Francisco

 

So... Let's see who got what:

 

Pittsburgh beats Cleveland more than 6. 1 for my opponent. 0 for me.

Minnesota wins and more than 4. 1 for my opponent. 1 for me.

Giants beat Dallas more than 2. 2 for my opponent. 1 for me.

Indy wallop Oakland by more than 9. 3 for my opponent. 1 for me.

NY beats Buffalo, but less than 8. 4 for my opponent. 1 for me.

 

I got the other two though. Fuck. Not how I wanted to leave from this week.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Insta results...

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack 3-2) d. Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 3-2) 7-7+TB (14-23=9/24-34=10)

CLE: CLE/DET/NE/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/SD/AZ/CAR/SEA/WAS/TEN/14 (pm)

PIT: PIT/DET/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/WAS/GB/24

DIFF: CLE/PIT, NE/MIA, HOU/MIN, SD/JAX, SEA/STL, TEN/GB, 14/24

 

Detroit (Bravesfan 2-2) d. Atlanta (Lightning Flik 3-2) 9-6

DET: PIT/DET/NE/HOU/NYG/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/SF/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/17

ATL: CLE/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/OAK/NO/NYJ/SD/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/27 (pm)

DIFF: PIT/CLE, HOU/MIN, NYG/DAL, IND/OAK, BUF/NYJ, JAX/SD, SF/AZ

 

New England (nl5xsk1 1-3) d. Miami (Spaceman Spiff 1-4) 8-6

MIA: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/17

NE: PIT/DET/MIA/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/BAL/GB/47

DIFF: ATL/DET, DAL/NYG, SF/AZ, DEN/CAR, SEA/STL, TEN/GB 17/47

 

Minnesota (La Parka Marka 3-1) d. Houston (Bored 3-2) 8-5

MIN: CLE/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/28

HOU: CLE/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/TB/NYJ/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/WAS/GB/21

DIFF: NO/TB, BUF/NYJ, CAR/DEN, BAL/WAS, TEN/GB

 

N.Y. Giants (Cartman 4-1) d. Dallas (BX 2-2) 6-6+TB (20-26=6/24-10=14)

NYG: PIT/DET/MIA/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/20

DAL: CLE/ATL/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/WAS/TEN/24

DIFF: PIT/CLE, DET/ATL, MIA/NE, HOU/MIN, DEN/CAR, BAL/WAS, 20/24

 

Oakland (The Bitch 2-3) d. Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 2-3) 7-4

OAK: PIT/DET/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/31

IND: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/WAS/GB/31

DIFF: DET/ATL, MIA/NE, NYG/DAL, OAK/IND, CAR/DEN, BAL/WAS, TEN/GB

 

New Orleans (A Mike SC 2-3) d. Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-4) 6-5

TB: CLE/ATL/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/TB/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/WAS/GB/18

NO: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/24

DIFF: CLE/PIT, DAL/NYG, TB/NO, BUF/NYJ, CAR/DEN, WAS/BAL, GB/TEN

 

N.Y. Jets (Gert T 1-3) d. Buffalo (Bob Barron 3-1) 9-6

BUF: PIT/ATL/NE/HOU/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/WAS/TEN/13

NYJ: PIT/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/SD/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/20 (pm)

DIFF: ATL/DET, HOU/MIN, NYG/DAL, JAX/SD, SF/AZ, DEN/CAR, WAS/BAL

 

San Diego (Slasher Flik 4-1) d. Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-3) 8-5

JAX: CLE/ATL/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/TB/NYJ/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/WAS/GB/24 (ep)

SD: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/NO/BUF/SD/SF/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/27 (pm)

DIFF: CLE/PIT, TB/NO, NYJ/BUF, JAX/SD, AZ/SF, STL/SEA, WAS/BAL

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne 4-1) d. San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 2-3) 7-6

AZ: PIT/DET/NE/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/26 (pm)

SF: PIT/ATL/NE/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/23

DIFF: DET/ATL, BUF/NYJ, GB/TEN

 

Carolina (Fazzle 1-3) d. Denver (Canadian Chris 3-2) 7-6

CAR: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/17 (ep)

DEN: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/23 (pm)

DIFF: NE/MIA, NYG/DAL, 17/23

 

St. Louis (Cerebus 316 3-2) d. Seattle (Mr. Rant 2-2) 7-6

STL: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/7

SEA: CLE/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/21

DIFF: PIT/CLE, DAL/NYG, TEN/GB

 

Baltimore (Dr. Tom 2-3) d. Washington (Human Fly 0-5) 9-8

BAL: CLE/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/TB/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/BAL/GB/20 (TSM column)

WAS: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/15

DIFF: CLE/PIT, TB/NO, BUF/NYJ, AZ/SF, STL/SEA

 

Green Bay (Vitamin X 4-1) d. Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-3) 6-6 + TB (24-27=3/10-47=37)

TEN: CLE/DET/MIA/MIN/DAL/OAK/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/10

GB: CLE/DET/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/NO/BUF/SD/AZ/DEN/STL/WAS/GB/24 (pm)

DIFF: DAL/NYG, JAX/SD, CAR/DEN, SEA/STL, BAL/WAS, TEN/GB, 10/24

 

Open date: Chicago (Agent of Oblivion), Cincinnati (Swift Terror), Kansas City (No Good Nick), Philadelphia (MD 2020)

[kkktookmybabyaway]

AFC EAST

 

Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 3-1 <PF: 27, PA: 29, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-1>

 

New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 1-3 <PF: 27, PA: 29, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-1, Div: 2-0>

 

New York Jets (Gert T) 1-3 <PF: 25, PA: 31, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-1>

 

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 1-4 <PF: 38, PA: 41, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-1>

 

AFC NORTH

 

Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 3-1 <PF: 30, PA: 28, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1>

 

Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 3-2 <PF: 37, PA: 41, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-0>

 

Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 3-2 <PF: 39, PA: 41, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2>

 

Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 2-3 <PF: 41, PA: 41, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-2>

 

AFC SOUTH

 

Houston Texans (Bored) 3-2 <PF: 37, PA: 39, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0>

 

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-3 <PF: 35, PA: 36, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1>

 

Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 2-3 <PF: 34, PA: 33, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1>

 

Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 2-3 <PF: 33, PA: 34, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1>

 

AFC WEST

 

San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 4-1 <PF: 40, PA: 29, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-1>

 

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 3-2 <PF: 35, PA: 38, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-0>

 

Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 2-2 <PF: 32, PA: 27, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-1>

 

Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 2-3 <PF: 40, PA: 37, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0>

 

NFC EAST

 

New York Giants (Cartman) 4-1 <PF: 35, PA: 36, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-0>

 

Dallas Cowboys (BX) 2-2 <PF: 31, PA: 28, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-1>

 

Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1>

 

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 0-5 <PF: 31, PA: 40, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-2 DIV: 0-2>

 

NFC NORTH

 

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 4-1 <PF: 41, PA: 40, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-1>

 

Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 3-1 <PF: 36, PA: 25, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0>

 

Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 2-2 <PF: 31, PA: 28, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0>

 

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2>

 

NFC SOUTH

 

Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 3-2 <PF: 36, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-0>

 

New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 2-3 <PF: 34, PA: 34, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-0>

 

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 1-3 <PF: 21, PA: 29, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-1>

 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 1-4 <PF: 37, PA: 39, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1>

 

NFC WEST

 

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-1 <PF: 36, PA: 35, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-0>

 

St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 3-2 <PF: 32, PA: 28, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 2-1>

 

Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 29, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 0-2>

 

San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 2-3 <PF: 32, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-3>

[Guest Vitamin X]

So the best teams in our league are the Giants, Packers, Chargers, and Cardinals.

 

Whoa.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

So the best teams in our league are the Giants, Packers, Chargers, and Cardinals.

 

Whoa.

And us Chargers has the best PF vs PA ratio

[Guest Vitamin X]

But you're still second in PF to me.

 

EDIT: and DrTom as well, who's 2-3. You're tied with Banky, who's also 2-3 at 40 PF. The hell?

[Dr. Tom]

The hell indeed. I'm tied for first in PF, yet I'm last in my division at 2-3. Of course, I've also given up 41 points, which means I'm catching people on their good weeks. Damn my crappy defense...

[Lightning Flik]

Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 3-2 <PF: 36, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 4-1, DIV: 1-0>

 

Interesting. My overall record is 3-2, yet my NFC record is 4-1... I'm kidna amazed that these two stats can be so different, when I've only played 5 games, and they were all against the NFC.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Yeah wait how could you have 4 wins against the NFC when you don't even have 4 wins overall...?!

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Bite me, hippies. I'll sort it out tomorrow at work (Left my stat sheets there today...)

[Lightning Flik]

Yeah... Change my overall record to 4-1, like my NFC record.

[Chuck Woolery]

Well, at least the Titans won by a lot...

 

curse the tiebreaker.

[Vern Gagne]

Call me the Cardiac Cardnials.