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For the record, yes I like Snitsky, but I wish they would stop with the dead baby talk so much already. We get the point, now let them just fight and get on with it already.

 

By the way, what happened to two guys fighting because of world titles and climbing up the ladder?

 

Now people are fighting over bleeding virgins and dead babies...that just ain't right. :)

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That promo was so bad it was funny. My captions simply read [Making Baby Noises] for about 30 seconds. Is Snitsky just really bad at cutting promos, or does he actually talk that funny? "Daboo Doosday!" Thats worse than Lita's lisping.

Does the Lehigh Valley have an accent?

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BLEEDING VIRGINS AND DEAD BABIES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE!

"We're high-flyin', limosuine-ridin', wheelin dealin, pipe wiedlin, penthouse-livin', miscarriage givin' son of a guns!"

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What TV shows does Steph watch? What movies does she watch? Seriously, what the fuck gives her the impression that this shit is even acceptable today?

Lots of Lifetime and Oxygen apparently.

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BLEEDING VIRGINS AND DEAD BABIES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE!

"We're high-flyin', limosuine-ridin', wheelin dealin, pipe wiedlin, penthouse-livin', miscarriage givin' son of a guns!"

you forgot cherry-poppin' and blame-passin'

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See, if Kane still had his mask (which, in the past, I theorized was the storyline source of the majority of his power), he wouldn't even need the steel chair to destroy everyone.

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For the record, yes I like Snitsky, but I wish they would stop with the dead baby talk so much already. We get the point, now let them just fight and get on with it already.

 

By the way, what happened to two guys fighting because of world titles and climbing up the ladder?

 

Now people are fighting over bleeding virgins and dead babies...that just ain't right. :)

Well...people always complain about that same 'formula' being used over..and over...

 

well, you're getting something 'new'. :P

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What TV shows does Steph watch?  What movies does she watch?  Seriously, what the fuck gives her the impression that this shit is even acceptable today?

Lots of Lifetime and Oxygen apparently.

Maybe she should breathe it instead of watch it so that her brain works correctly.

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BLEEDING VIRGINS AND DEAD BABIES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE!

"We're high-flyin', limosuine-ridin', wheelin dealin, pipe wiedlin, penthouse-livin', miscarriage givin' son of a guns!"

you forgot cherry-poppin' and blame-passin'

It's not my fault.

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Snitsky should ambush Kane backstage, he really wasn't in Stamford, it was a ruse. Then he cries more.

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What TV shows does Steph watch?  What movies does she watch?  Seriously, what the fuck gives her the impression that this shit is even acceptable today?

Lots of Lifetime and Oxygen apparently.

Maybe she should breathe it instead of watch it so that her brain works correctly.

I'm thinking she actually does watch Oxygen... as in "Oh wow...this air is pretty, so many colors and tastes."

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BLEEDING VIRGINS AND DEAD BABIES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE!

"We're high-flyin', limosuine-ridin', wheelin dealin, pipe wiedlin, penthouse-livin', miscarriage givin' son of a guns!"

It's pretty simple. Flair makes the virgins bleed and gets them pregnant. Then Gene kills the baby. Tag Team of the year in a PWI rigged ballot. I tell you it would work!

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BLEEDING VIRGINS AND DEAD BABIES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE!

"We're high-flyin', limosuine-ridin', wheelin dealin, pipe wiedlin, penthouse-livin', miscarriage givin' son of a guns!"

you forgot cherry-poppin' and blame-passin'

It's not my fault.

You also forgot "routine-wrestling". That IS your fault.

 

Was I the only one waiting for Snitsky to channel Chris Farley and go insane on the imaginary baby?

I did that last week. Wierd.

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Y'know what would have made that segment better? If Kane was about to destroy Val, but then suddenly snapped, started crying, and then held Val like a baby and cried hysterically.

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What TV shows does Steph watch?  What movies does she watch?  Seriously, what the fuck gives her the impression that this shit is even acceptable today?

Lots of Lifetime and Oxygen apparently.

Maybe she should breathe it instead of watch it so that her brain works correctly.

I'm thinking she actually does watch Oxygen... as in "Oh wow...this air is pretty, so many colors and tastes."

Then Gerwitz sneaks up behidn her and says "I'm the Oxygen Man, my super power is that I turn into oxygen, and then I go inside you!"

 

Writing conferences. hoo boy

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"What we thought was going to be a tag team match-up turned into "All My Fetuses" as Kane destroyed everyone... including VAL VENIS!"

 

 

Word has it Val Venis will need extensive doctor's care for the next few weeks...

 

 

and his doctor is..... KAAAAAAAAANE!

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What TV shows does Steph watch?  What movies does she watch?  Seriously, what the fuck gives her the impression that this shit is even acceptable today?

Lots of Lifetime and Oxygen apparently.

Maybe she should breathe it instead of watch it so that her brain works correctly.

I'm thinking she actually does watch Oxygen... as in "Oh wow...this air is pretty, so many colors and tastes."

Then Gerwitz sneaks up behidn her and says "I'm the Oxygen Man, my super power is that I turn into oxygen, and then I go inside you!"

 

Writing conferences. hoo boy

No, that's what Hunter says.

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And the orderly is Undertaker!

 

"Where to, Stepha---I mean, Val?"

AHHHHHHHHH

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