Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Posted October 15, 2004 Let's make this thread bigger than that other one.
treble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 So, I went to sleep right after the baseball game ended last night, so I had this dream that the Blue Jays made the playoffs. It's the ALCS, and someone on the Jays (Eric Hinske, I think), hits a 2-run homer. Now, since the score is 3.5 to 1.53 in favour of the Royals (who have also, somehow, made the playoffs), the Blue Jays take a 3.53-3.5 lead. I then came on the internet and sent an IM to someone, telling them that the Blue Jays were going to make the World Series, because they are winning the first game of the series by .02 runs. Then, they cut to this guy in the studio who is talking about some guy named 'Darth'. I'm assuming this guy used to be a manager, or something, as he's wearing a baseball cap and a jacket. Anyway, he keeps going on about this Darth fellow, saying things like, 'When we needed a big hit, I put Darth in,' or 'If the ball was hit to him, Darth would make the play'.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Posted October 15, 2004 If this thread actually makes it past fifteen pages, I'll reveal pictures of every girl with which I have engaged in sexual relations. pm me for details.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Posted October 15, 2004 treble charged, I see you viewing this thread, so I ask that you please ban Banders Kennany.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Oh haha. Well played, Inc. And yeah, why does that lousy poster Kennany have the same picture in his sig twice?
Guest Banders Kennany Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Lousy poster? I rule loads.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 That doesn't answer my question, asshole.
Guest Banders Kennany Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Better than the shitty picture in yours, by my margins.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 I only need to display it once though.
Guest Banders Kennany Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Is that all you got? I snuff you out like no tommorrow.,
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 well see, I had this problem before with a poster named Zsasz. I would engage him in a battle of wits, and the only way that he could ever get one over on me was because I would always play down to my opponents level. Hell, you haven't even gotten that far. That means Zsasz could beat you and you shouldn't be pleased about that. You really aren't actually giving me anything to work with so I tend to get somewhat disinterested and just kind of show up. I mean if you'd be so kind as to actually say or do something particularly interesting for me or the viewing audience, I'd be more than happy to crush you. But as it is right now, I just can't be bothered yet. Sorry.
Guest Banders Kennany Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Crush me? My ass. You couldn't crush shit with your heel, fuckbrains.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Why would I crush shit with my heel? Then I'd have your brains on my foot and that stuff can be hard to wash off.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Holy crap, y'all should see the racist and demeaning shit Banders just pm'ed me! We get to page six and I'll post it and then he'll be banned
Guest Banders Kennany Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 I guess you can switch the letters up into a jumble and make something out of that now. I guess you can't deal with someone on the internet so you have to make shit up. Fatass, you should be throwing shit up, starting with that last tub of Mars Bars you just inhaled.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 I guess you can switch the letters up into a jumble and make something out of that now. I sure can! hmmm Banders is too fucking cool for school pretty good, eh? I guess you can't deal with someone on the internet so you have to make shit up. Don't listen to this back peddaling guys. on page 6, then end come for you Banders Kennany Fatass, you should be throwing shit up, starting with that last tub of Mars Bars you just inhaled. Mars Bars come in tubs now? Oh if only my teeth weren't so sweetness sensitive, I'd be all over that. Good thing my teeth aren't angry sensitive, or else you'd be causing me a toothache with your anger. Then I'd have to really take revenge on you.
The Metal Maniac Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Tack's pic >>>>>>>> Other guys' pic.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Motherfucker gave up already. Guess they just don't build them like they used to.
Guest Banders Kennany Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 No, I just figured your dumb ass was going to sleep soon. Banders is too fucking cool for school Anything should be able to be rearranged to say that. Don't listen to this back peddaling guys. on page 6, then end come for you Banders Kennany I guess Satan pops up to help you when we get his magic number. But motherfucker I don't have God on my side, I'm GOD ON THE INSIDE.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 No, I just figured your dumb ass was going to sleep soon. Who could sleep with this much excitement on my most favouritest forum. And it involves ME! Anything should be able to be rearranged to say that. Well, it's totally true I guess Satan pops up to help you when we get his magic number. But motherfucker I don't have God on my side, I'm GOD ON THE INSID Intel inside, fagmo. E. I don't like the way you ended that post with this. You are so close to crossing the fucking line with me it's not even funny.
MrRant Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 This flame war sucks IDRM's cock. I expect better from RHTITE as far as flaming. And I have yet to see any Yo Mama jokes. For shame.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 I explained that in my fourth post, rant. But I'll try harder, ok?
Guest Banders Kennany Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Thank the Lord I make a point not to drink anything reading your posts.
MrRant Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 You better. *shakes fist... IN ANGER~!*
The Czech Republic Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 I guess you can switch the letters up into a jumble and make something out of that now. I guess you can't deal with someone on the internet so you have to make shit up. Fatass, you should be throwing shit up, starting with that last tub of Mars Bars you just inhaled. Isn't switching letters into an incomprehensible jumble what you do?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Thank the Lord I make a point not to drink anything reading your posts. Yes, because that would end up being like metaphorically choking on my dick a little more with each passing post.
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