I Can Get Tyson Tomko Over

[The Amazing Rando 0]

(Edit: The byline should be "Where's Tomko?" , as originally I planned this for Palumbo, but putting him at the scene of the theft seemed illogical even by WWE standards)

 

Okay, one Monday Night, Chris Jericho is defending his lovely IC Championship against Christian AGAIN, and after a sound defeat, Jericho goes to retrieve his title only to find...it's GONE?

 

Jericho's immediate suspect is his opponent, but hey...Jericho was with him in the ring the WHOLE TIME...but wait...where's Tomko?

 

 

Footage reveals that NOBODY noticed Tomko steal the belt and rush off with it through the crowd, leaving both men out in the cold. Jericho goes after Christian, who of course denies involvement, him too wanting to know where the hell Tomko went.

 

So the former friends rush to Bischoff, who has seen the incident and has reported it to security, but nobody has seen the large Tomko anywhere. Bischoff does not want his title disrespected, and immediately sets Christian, Jericho, and a few other random midcarders out to find him, with whomever does getting a shot at the belt (unless of course it's Jericho). So right then Christian knocks Jericho down and takes off, with the rest of the group in tow, all hunting for Tyson Tomko.

 

 

The moment becomes a hot topic the rest of the night, and as the show goes off the air he still hasn't been found.

 

The next week, Christian reports he hasn't seen Tomko all week during an interview with Todd Grisham, but as they talk, Tyson appears in the background, darting through, seeing the camera, and then taking off like wildfire. Nobody but JR and King (and the fans) notice (right then).

 

Other wrestlers appear and burst through the interview, going around the corner and giving chase. Christian follows. Later, Christian again meets with Bischoff to announce nobody could find him. After a commercial break, a scan of the crowd in the upper decks shows Tomko with the belt around his waist holding a "have you seen me?" sign, but as the camera swings past he drops the sign and runs.

 

 

The following week, the search has grown, as Bischoff has sealed off all entrances and exits, so Tomko has to be caught. Security is shown in the back, only for Tomko to be seen ON THE OUTSIDE of the building, partying with a few lucky fans and laughing towards the camera before rushing off. Bischoff sees this and begins to scream to catch him, but it is too late.

 

 

Finally (the week before PPV) Bischoff demands Tomko appear or lose his job. The Titantron lights up, as Tomko is holding a cameraman hostage somewhere in the building. Tomko makes threats of destroying the belt in the boiler room, and once more the chase is on. The group of motley wrestlers, and Bischoff, get to the boiler room moments later, only to find the cameraman out cold and the IC Championship in pieces. Bischoff tells the world watching that if they see Tomko on the street to tell him that he is wrestling not one, not two, not three, but FOUR men at the PPV...and if he does not show, he is gone.

 

 

The PPV rolls around and the four men are shown... Chris Jericho, Christian, Edge, and Rhyno.

 

With the four men in the ring, Tomko's music hits... but there is no Tomko. Bischoff's music follows and he comes out to publicly fire the man, but as he talks Tyson does in fact appear, hitting the ring decked out in a long trenchcoat and mask. Tomko begins to attack and Bischoff screams for the four men to destroy him, but Tomko alludes being put down...dodging out of way of attacks and putting all four men on the outside. Finally, with Bisch watching at the top of the ramp, Tomko removes the mask and trenchcoat to reveal... THE IC TITLE!

 

It was a trick!

 

Bischoff screams for a second wave of attacks, and this time they finally put him down. As the four men celebrate, Christian, Edge, and Rhyno turn on Jericho...leaving him down and out along with Tomko. CER reform the alliance they had years before.

 

The next night, Bischoff comes to make the announcement of who will be the next IC Champion, and since Jericho never technically lost it, he will have to defend against Christian, Edge, and Rhyno tonight in an elimination match. C, E, and R agree that once Jericho is out of the picture it will be a fair fight between the three for who is the best man.

 

The match occurs, and Jericho fights the men off for a bit, but finally succumbs to the numbers. Just as he is about to be pinned, Tomko appears weilding a chair and cleans house, saving Jericho's ass. The crowd goes apeshit, and Tomko is bah gawd over.

 

 

 

 

Or maybe I'm just crazy.

[JoeDirt 0]

This is unquestionably awesome.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

And why is it, as you put it, "unquestionbaly awesome"?

[Guest Big Daddy V1]

As said in the other thread, that is bold, but the WWE wouldn't do something THAT GOOD

[Aero 0]

It sounds like the type of angle that everyone loves just because it's hilariously stupid, kind of like Snitsky's current push. I got a good laugh out of it though.

 

One question, is Tomko supposed to be a face while running around, making the team of Jericho, Christian, Edge, & Rhyno heels?

[theintensifier 0]

That was really good.

 

IMO, Tomko would be a tweener based off what Rando wrote, Jericho would be the face trying to get his title back, and CER would all be heels.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Wow... That is actually a pretty awesome idea to getting someone over. And the hilarity of it would be awesome.

 

Although, I think Tomko should steal the title and you do "Where's Tomko" from day one right after a PPV till the next PPV. Have each week be a closer and closer call to him getting caught. But maybe that would just be me.

[Copper Feel 0]

and wwe could publish wheres tomko books. where you have to find tyson in a large group of people. in various differrent wacky locations!