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Hey Czech Republic, I'm here to ruin your haiku thread with putdowns.

I'm going to edit your post to make you look like a lamebrain.

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What the hell are you doing searching for this crap? Come on now.

I never got to participate, although the count would be much easier in Dalek:

GIM-MICK - THREADS - ARE - TO - BE - EX-TER-MI-NA-TED! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

 

That's three haikus. 15-21-15.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
Gene, you posted in this thread.

 

That was a pretty good burn on Dr. Tom, huh?

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Driving by Eric

I splash a puddle in his face.

You cycling pussy.

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King of 909

You are a massive douchebag

fite me u poser

This teddy bear Muggy Bogues

Is talking way too much shit

Blast caps in his ass

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Guest Princess Leena

King of 909

You are a massive douchebag

fite me u poser

This teddy bear Muggy Bogues

Is talking way too much shit

Blast caps in his ass

Do it right, dumbass.

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Elaborate plz.

 

Yes, I know the first line is 6 syllables. Didn't want to call him a straight out nigger. Not changing it either.

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Guest Princess Leena

5.

 

7.

 

5.

 

Haikus do not care about the censorship of forums.thesmartmarks.com.

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Guest Princess Leena
The above poster's

Name is Slayer, actually

It's more like Gayer

5. 8. 5.

 

Fuck you.

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The above poster's

Name is Slayer, actually

It's more like Gayer

5. 8. 5.

 

Fuck you.

 

Leena is such a

Stickler for proper haikus

Well stick this haiku

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Wichita, Kansas

In the middle of nowhere

Ha ha ha ha ha

Here: great wide open

There: smog, traffic and celebs

How am I worse off

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