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At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

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At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Or at least a few of the useless folders

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Or at least a few of the useless folders

That whole Graphic Testing folder cannot survive.

-=Mike

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Or at least a few of the useless folders

That whole Graphic Testing folder cannot survive.

-=Mike

Dick Cheney's daughter's a lesbian. Just thought you'd like to know...

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Or at least a few of the useless folders

That whole Graphic Testing folder cannot survive.

-=Mike

Dick Cheney's daughter's a lesbian. Just thought you'd like to know...

I read that Kerry served in a war somewhere.

-=Mike

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At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Or at least a few of the useless folders

That whole Graphic Testing folder cannot survive.

-=Mike

Dick Cheney's daughter's a lesbian. Just thought you'd like to know...

I read that Kerry served in a war somewhere.

-=Mike

I read that John Edwards practiced law somewhere............

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Or at least a few of the useless folders

That whole Graphic Testing folder cannot survive.

-=Mike

Dick Cheney's daughter's a lesbian. Just thought you'd like to know...

I read that Kerry served in a war somewhere.

-=Mike

I read that John Edwards practiced law somewhere............

I heard Bush said something stupid the other day.

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Or at least a few of the useless folders

That whole Graphic Testing folder cannot survive.

-=Mike

Dick Cheney's daughter's a lesbian. Just thought you'd like to know...

I read that Kerry served in a war somewhere.

-=Mike

I read that John Edwards practiced law somewhere............

I heard Bush said something stupid the other day.

I have heard that Kerry's wife lives comfortably. You know, for a woman her age.

 

Like, they can afford all the HBO channels and everything.

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Or at least a few of the useless folders

That whole Graphic Testing folder cannot survive.

-=Mike

Dick Cheney's daughter's a lesbian. Just thought you'd like to know...

I read that Kerry served in a war somewhere.

-=Mike

I read that John Edwards practiced law somewhere............

I heard Bush said something stupid the other day.

I have heard that Kerry's wife lives comfortably. You know, for a woman her age.

 

Like, they can afford all the HBO channels and everything.

Really? Even the HBO-Latino channel no one watches?

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Or at least a few of the useless folders

That whole Graphic Testing folder cannot survive.

-=Mike

Dick Cheney's daughter's a lesbian. Just thought you'd like to know...

I read that Kerry served in a war somewhere.

-=Mike

I read that John Edwards practiced law somewhere............

I heard Bush said something stupid the other day.

I have heard that Kerry's wife lives comfortably. You know, for a woman her age.

 

Like, they can afford all the HBO channels and everything.

Really? Even the HBO-Latino channel no one watches?

Someone told me that she can actually understand what they're saying on that channel, but she doesn't watch it anyway.

Posted
At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.

(Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

More than Kerry, most likely.

-=Mike

that's a pretty big bet to put up.

 

How many times have you been wounded in combat?

 

or at all

More often than Kerry.

-=Mike

Bullshit

 

Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious

He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right.

 

Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information.

I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has.

-=Mike

Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation.

I see.

Makes sense.

-=Mike

Descend into the wormhole!

Maybe we can cause the entire board to collapse.

-=Mike

Or at least a few of the useless folders

That whole Graphic Testing folder cannot survive.

-=Mike

Dick Cheney's daughter's a lesbian. Just thought you'd like to know...

I read that Kerry served in a war somewhere.

-=Mike

I read that John Edwards practiced law somewhere............

I heard Bush said something stupid the other day.

I have heard that Kerry's wife lives comfortably. You know, for a woman her age.

 

Like, they can afford all the HBO channels and everything.

Really? Even the HBO-Latino channel no one watches?

Someone told me that she can actually understand what they're saying on that channel, but she doesn't watch it anyway.

Wow! What a woman. That John Kerry sure is a lucky guy.

Posted

Wow, this thread was good until people started posting in it.

 

I think Mike and Tyler need some of TEH GHEY SECKS to get all that pent-up passion out of their systems.

 

And since I hate those multi-quotes so much, this is closed.

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