An evaluation thread

[Guest EugeneMark]

Evaluate me.

 

Remember? The guy who used to make all those lame ass heavy metal posts in the music folder?

 

And what's with these gimmick posters lately? George Costanza? Captain Fag? Sigmund Freud? Dr. Phil? Gimmick posters should be immediately banned to the depths of hell.

I don't know who you are but the only other evaluation you got was .4/10 so I will evaluate you.

 

Hmm...benoitrulz4life

 

That's pretty cool how you spelled rules with a z. You must be very cool and popular poster. I'm glad you think he rulz 4 life too. Since your name is cool I'll give you 3/10.

 

Bye

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

To ruin the suspense, the only other posters here getting 9s or 10s are the following:

 

Kotzenjunge

Incandenza, as his is truly the bandwagon to follow, plus he likes you.

Edwin MacPhisto

godthedog

Kinetic

subliminal animal

Further proof that Edwin is the coolest guy to ever write for a wrestling e-fed.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Banky's gonna be hurt when he sees he isn't one of your favorites. He's still under the impression everyone loves him.

Why?

[Nighthawk 0]

I hate this place so much.

You made me, daddy.

[Nighthawk 0]

By the way, I intentionally waited until it was no longer relevant to say that.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Agent, do me as a before what you thought of me and then as an after in terms of your great awakening and realizing I'm an okay guy.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Banders Kennany, you're terrible like an anal tetanus shot. 1.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I wanna get evaluated.

[k thx 0]

I rate myself 8/10.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I always liked you, chave!

[spiny norman 0]

you're terrible like an anal tetanus shot.

There are anal tetanus shots?

 

I've only ever had one needle in my arse, and I honestly don't remember what it was for. Not a tetanus shot though. Whoa, tetanus. I only just noticed that.

[AboveAverage484 0]

Evaluate me.

 

Remember?  The guy who used to make all those lame ass heavy metal posts in the music folder?

 

And what's with these gimmick posters lately?  George Costanza?  Captain Fag?  Sigmund Freud?  Dr. Phil?  Gimmick posters should be immediately banned to the depths of hell.

I don't know who you are but the only other evaluation you got was .4/10 so I will evaluate you.

 

Hmm...benoitrulz4life

 

That's pretty cool how you spelled rules with a z. You must be very cool and popular poster. I'm glad you think he rulz 4 life too. Since your name is cool I'll give you 3/10.

 

Bye

Who the hell are you? Agent should kick your sorry ass, dude.

[Nighthawk 0]

Uh oh.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

I'll take an evaluation . . . I can only assume I'm somewhere inbetween greatest poster who ever lived and an anal tetanus shot.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

On one hand, I got the same rating as Dynamite Kido, so I feel I did ok. On the other, I got the same rating as the anal tetanus shot, so I will now cry.

[k thx 0]

I always liked you, chave!

Then why did you steal my cookie?

 

Slag.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Evaluate me.

 

Remember?  The guy who used to make all those lame ass heavy metal posts in the music folder?

 

And what's with these gimmick posters lately?  George Costanza?  Captain Fag?  Sigmund Freud?  Dr. Phil?  Gimmick posters should be immediately banned to the depths of hell.

I don't know who you are but the only other evaluation you got was .4/10 so I will evaluate you.

 

Hmm...benoitrulz4life

 

That's pretty cool how you spelled rules with a z. You must be very cool and popular poster. I'm glad you think he rulz 4 life too. Since your name is cool I'll give you 3/10.

 

Bye

Who the hell are you? Agent should kick your sorry ass, dude.

The fuck are you? My hype man? You're fired. 1.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

To ruin the suspense, the only other posters here getting 9s or 10s are the following:

 

Kotzenjunge

Incandenza, as his is truly the bandwagon to follow, plus he likes you.

Edwin MacPhisto

godthedog

Kinetic

subliminal animal

Further proof that Edwin is the coolest guy to ever write for a wrestling e-fed.

You know, that really boggles my mind that he does(did) that, unless it's just because he's the kind of person who's constantly writing something. I don't know the specifics, but the concept of that efed shit makes me taste bile.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I have a weird fascination with chave. 6. I can't explain that number any further.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'll take an evaluation . . . I can only assume I'm somewhere inbetween greatest poster who ever lived and an anal tetanus shot.

You're probably worse. 0.

[k thx 0]

I have a weird fascination with chave. 6. I can't explain that number any further.

thanks?

[MillenniumMan831 0]

I'll take an evaluation . . . I can only assume I'm somewhere inbetween greatest poster who ever lived and an anal tetanus shot.

You're probably worse. 0.

So that makes me the posting equivalent to anal rape?

[k thx 0]

I'll take an evaluation . . . I can only assume I'm somewhere inbetween greatest poster who ever lived and an anal tetanus shot.

You're probably worse. 0.

So that makes me the posting equivalent to anal rape?

I'd say the posting equivlent of an anus being raped. For the very first time.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

I'll take an evaluation . . . I can only assume I'm somewhere inbetween greatest poster who ever lived and an anal tetanus shot.

You're probably worse. 0.

So that makes me the posting equivalent to anal rape?

I'd say the posting equivlent of an anus being raped. For the very first time.

MillenniumMan831 --- Raping anuses since March 2nd, 2002.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

No, you're not even that cool. You're like the bass player for the Meatshits.

[k thx 0]

You're like a newt. Not one of the funky ones either, you're just brown.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Nah, you're just sayin that.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

You know, that really boggles my mind that he does(did) that, unless it's just because he's the kind of person who's constantly writing something. I don't know the specifics, but the concept of that efed shit makes me taste bile.

The concept of a creative writing contest makes you taste bile?

[Nighthawk 0]

That's like calling a Star Trek convention a swinging singles club.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

I don't understand what you mean by that, IRDMTB; I didn't actually call e-feds anything... I just want to understand why Agent looks at e-feds disdainfully, since they're (well, at least ours is, anyway) essentially just competitive creative writing groups that use wrestling as the motif.

 

Are you disgusted by the fact that we write competitively, Agent, or just that we write about wrestling? If it's the latter, what could we write about that you wouldn't look down upon?